Tom Cruise: Regular Dad

Except he's not of this race, of course. And the intensity with which he watched his dream man, David Beckham win his soccer game. He couldn't take his eyes off him, espesh when Becks removed his shirt!

Of course, regular guy Tom took Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13 to the Home Depot Ceter in Carson, Calif. Saturday to watch the game with him, but interacted with them as little as possible.

He was fantasizing about he and Becks running through a field of flowers, and simultaneously planning his quest to the new galaxy.You know he was! Because, remember when he told the head Scientologist, Davis Miscavige, that his fantasy was to run with Nicole through a field of flowers? So then Davy made a field of flowers to surprise Tommy and fulfill his fantasy? Talk about GAY.