Lindsay is a Dirrrrrty Girl

Lindsay took her husband, Sam, for his first ever pedicure yesterday,

What! No peace sign?

and then she went to the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood to help skank up the premiere of the new Scarlet HD TV Series.

and skank up the red carpet she did, in this tacky dress from Dress Barn, which she got for 29.95. I feel like I need a shower after looking at this picture. Her aura is so... dirty. Yuk. Someone tell her the sexy thing has been gone for years, and she might want to look into a more fresh scrubbed look. She needs just a little more orange tanner right between her eyes