The happy couple today, buying groceries, including Baked Lays
Lindsay is turning 22 and wants someone to pay for her party. Here is what you get if you are interested in sponsoring her birthday party:"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closest girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."
Wait.. Lindsay has 10 girlfriends? No, really. She has Samantha Ronson, and no one else! Help her blow out candles? UGH, who CARES?? Facials? Yuk, what kind of party is this? Lindsay will perform? Oh, count me in! I can't wait to see who will want to sponsor this lesbo boozefest!! To see the website dedicated to honoring the day of Lindsay's birth, go to:
Also in the book:
Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald ReaganMarilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adams
Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").
Gwyneth Paltrow was staggering drunk. Perhaps it was the free-flowing refreshments, or it could even have been religious fervour.
Madonna held a fund-raising event for the mystic Jewish religion kabbalah attended by, among others, Stella McCartney, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sting's wife Trudie Styler.They poured out on to the streets at 1am with Gwyneth and Trudie so unsteady on their feet they needed to be held up.They were joined by Madonna's team of fitness experts - who train most of her girlfriends at the gym she had built next to her home in Bayswater, West London. The fund-raising event was held at a private loft-style venue in Soho, where guests were played acoustic kabbalah music.
FUN!!!! Kabbalah music, exercising, sweating, and trying to get money out of you for her stupid causes. UGH. oh Madonna has the best parties!!
Trudie Styler takes a tumble, on her way home
to have tantric sex with Sting for 19 hours.
This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along. The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.
heidi is always ready for anal sex
That didn't take long. Tony Romo moves fast, and already has another girlfriend he met in Chicago. Her name is Lindsey Butreus. (like we care)
Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'
Sounds really sexy.
nationalenquirer
