I'm Still Holding My Breath

A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.

One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”
So for TWO MONTHS the stinky freaks went without bathing while having sex with hundreds of sluts on a nightly basis.

Sixx was the "winner" when when a young groupie giving him oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench. The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.

Gross Morning "News"

Tommy Lee was seen digging in his nose at a FASHION SHOW this weekend. Kid Rock and Paris Hilton were seen making out in a club on Saturday night.

I'm So Tired of "The Finger"

I love the length of Mini Me's finger! Diane Keaton and Kirstie Alley have fingers too. Katie Couric, Courtney Love and Ashton Kutcher show us their fingers, and at least Tommy Lee switches it up by thrusting two fingers at us! Nicole Richie even gives the finger while sitting on Santa's lap. Justin Timberbitch is real mad when he gives the finger, and Jody Foster has a really long finger. Jessica Simpson "gives" the finger like she does everything else..hers is PATHETIC, and Axl Rose gives HIS (6) FANS the finger while he's singing some horrible song! Does anyone even care if someone shows them their finger? I know I don't. It's WAY TOO STALE. When someone shows me their finger, they are saying "I am trailer trash." Period.

And you know what? I can proudly say I have NEVER stuck my middle finger up AT ANYONE. There are so many other ways, with the magic of hateful words, that I can convey my message.

Just where did "the finger" gesture come from? In the Middle Ages, the long bowmen used to fire with their index and 2nd fingers - when they were captured by the French they would have those fingers chopped off! The long bowmen (who hadn't been captured) used to taunt the French by sticking their two fingers up at them to show they could still fire. Later, I guess they got tired of holding up 2, and just started holding up the middle one.

Tommy Lee & Kid Rock to Fight Again

Tommy Lee may be ready for a rematch, but is Kid Rock?

I’m told Lee wants to take Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, of the legendary Beacher’s Madhouse, up on his offer to duke it out with Kid in a winner-takes-all $1.5 million fight in Las Vegas.

A source tells me the prize money may climb as high as $4 million. Beacher has invited the rowdy rockers to settle the score on New Year’s Eve at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

Beacher could not be reached, but I’m told Kid is still mulling over the invite.

"Tommy Lee is being a man about it,". a Lee pal says. "He wants to take Kid Rock down."
source: femalefirst uk

Tommy! Lee! Apologizes!

This is the message Tommy Lee posted on his official website to all of his "fans."

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

Las Vegas Police Look for Kid Rock

According to TMZ, the Las Vegas Police Department are on the hunt for Kid Rock after he beat up Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVPD has asked for Rock's room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.

Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that "Tommy got it pretty bad."

Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation took place.

Update: Kid Rock was questioned, and allowed to return to the awards. Tommy Lee, who was sitting with P. Diddy, had been antagonizing "Kid" all night, and Kid finally had enough! God, how old are these people? Shouldn't they be like.. I don't know-- doing something old people do?

Tommy Lee Poses Off Ashton

When Tommy Lee saw Ashton Kutcher in his gay capris the other day, he quickly redesigned his outfit for P. Diddy's Hamptons All-White party, cutting off the bottoms to appear as gay as Ashton. What a poser! Please make this new "style" go away and quickly. It was bad enough on fat women from the midwest.