Demi Moore will be glad when all the press for this movie (What Happens in Vegas) is over. She thinks it's "silly" that Ashton continues to make movies that no one will see, (even though she has made her share!) and hates the time he spends with his young co-stars. She would prefer that he just stay home with her, and is becoming exhausted from watching his every move.
He blames his weird toilet habit on his desire to bond with the earth and feel like a “caveman”.
He says, “I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go.
HER. FACE.
“That’s probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I’m connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. I am really just like a caveman, only good looking. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush.” Oh ha ha ha!!!! UGH.
They must have been drunk. Really drunk. Ashton "I won't shut up, I'm so cool" Kutcher told Elle Magazine:
And they all talked about sex in an open forum. Well, I need to know what was said. Now! STFU Ashton, you are so incredibly inappropriate. Why does some farm boy think he needs to talk to these hideously deformed tramps about sex? Can't Demitria do it, or their really hip dad, Bruno? Why do we have to hear about it? Ashton thinks it makes him sound cool. UGH.
In other news, last night, Rumer Willis attempted unsuccessfully to get into Hollywood club Villa after hearing a rumor about a special Goth themed party. Hahahah!!!! Look what she wore. GO HOME, FREAK. Feeling defeated, Willis then retreated to the Stevie Nicks fan club meeting at a nearby Starbucks.
"Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that." Ashton Kutcher, again, on his "GOOD LOOKS."![[20.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8rvA3In6h7wp653QxCQaRaMWfyXN4zxHEJq-XjJzzLdQXQ_JLcqFQP-A_77UkpO2pd9rbbWz3Ot6gPhhGBo_VGNL9FI1p0I5fsFO2IxNz17MIeSlzlS7G7mtVg3UQi82upns8p6lxAxwf/s1600/20.jpg)
Now, somehow, he's famous and thinks he's cool.
From Details:
His twin brother, Michael, was diagnosed with cerebral palsy.
“I was the kid with the big Coke-bottle glasses, the hearing aid,” says Michael Kutcher, who still lives in Iowa, where he sells retirement plans. “There was a lot of teasing, a lot of the normal mean stuff.”
Ashton adds,
“That was a big part of my life, kind of looking out for my twin.”
(and just how is it that you look after him now, "ASH?" I know for a fact he lives in a trailer park, and has no money even for the medical procedures he needs. Is that how you take care of a bro? A TWIN? That could have just as easily been you, dumbass.)
On feeling trapped in the role of the “dumb handsome guy.”
“I started to get this attitude about being funny, like, are you laughing at me or with me?” (Um, not WITH YOU, because you aren't funny.) Oh, and P.S.? You aren't handsome. Get over yourself. This is the third interview you've done where YOU bring up the pain and burden of how handsome you (think) you are.
He talked about the moment he decided to get serious with Demi,
“I’ve literally just been voted the world’s most eligible bachelor and I’m like, I’m going off the market. I’ve found the one. If I had thought about it I would have been like, Nah, nah. But what can you do? When you’re in that deep, you can’t think. She was the first person who would call me on my s**t. She didn’t need me. She straight up didn’t need me. She wanted me, but she didn’t need me, so she could put it on the line.”
Okay well that made me sick. First, you brag about how you are LITERALLY the most eligible bachelor IN THE WORLD. Oh, really? By who? A panel on TRL? Please. Do yourself a favor and get over yourself. Demi is nobody in Hollywood, she can't act either. She's famous for being naked (all the time, in movies, in whore mags, when pregnant, etc) and being married to Bruce Willis. What did she PUT ON THE LINE? Her deformed daughters? Her wrinkly knock-knees and over botoxed face? Her bitch personality? Or her $600,000 doll collection? Oh, she needs you. She's a tired old hag. Who was talking about her before you came along? She was rotting away in Idaho, having multiple plastic surgeries. Bad news, farm boy. It's the public that "doesn't need you."
Ashton was absolutely furious when his picture was taken at his Saturday Night Live after party. What an ASS. He should be glad that ANYONE wants his picture. Demi was confused and stumbling, as usual, as her Alzheimer's worsens
Isn't it time for Ashton Kutcher to transition into manhood or something now that he just turned 30? His really lame, unfunny show, Pop Fiction, premiered on E! last night, and in case you don't already know, it's just Punk'd again (big shock) but for media and paparazzi. Last week he thinks he made "us believe that Paris Hilton was religious," and no one believed it or even cared if it was true. Oh!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! That's so funny.
As a gross bonus here are Ashton and his wrinkly old stalker on the set of his movie Spread. She watches his every move on the set, and forces him to have sex with her during his breaks! He looks really excited about it too. Then, when they're "done," he returns to the set, smelling his fingers to see if he was able to wash the foul moldy old woman stench off himself.
was really just a staged prank that she was in on for Ashton’s upcoming show, in which he fools the paps and the gossip media by planting fake stories.
Yeah he fooled us but one problem... it wasn't funny. It was just sickening, because Paris is sickening, and so is he. Oh hahahahah!!!! Wow, Ashton that's a really fresh, unique concept! Wait... it seems familiar. Because it's just Punk'd all over again, except the joke is on us, because you're so clever. This arrogant farmer isn't really fooling anyone,and many of us know the truth about his arrangement with his trailer trash fugly old wife too.
But then you saw a way out, and her name was Demi Gene Guynes. Lonely, old, and desperate, and you saw your chance. But it was a deal you made with the devil, wasn't it?
to David Letterman, on ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's relationship with Demi Moore)
