Jody Sweetin and her hideous hub Cody Herpes have a reality show. Can't wait. The lovable Full House meth head says there's no title yet. How about "Crack House?"
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How Rude!
Jody Sweetin and her hideous hub Cody Herpes have a reality show. Can't wait. The lovable Full House meth head says there's no title yet. How about "Crack House?"
So Creepy
This is so inappropriate and gross. The Crocodile Hunter's fam are a bunch of FREAKS.
Thumbs up! "Ay matey! Let's put Daddy on a cake and smile big grotesque cheesy smiles because he was murdered by a fish, and we're going to cash in as long and as hard as we can!" UGH. Go away.
Thumbs up! "Ay matey! Let's put Daddy on a cake and smile big grotesque cheesy smiles because he was murdered by a fish, and we're going to cash in as long and as hard as we can!" UGH. Go away.
Get Over Yourself
Katie Holmes is afraid that her (highly advanced other worldly being), Suri will get germs from human children.While her pint sized gay husband was reshooting scenes for his long-delayed bomb “Valkyrie” on the grounds of a Pasadena, CA church, Katie agreed to let Suri play, but not before she ordered her bodyguard to give the nearby swings, benches and small jungle gym the once-over with a special Scientology spray of sanitizer and disinfectant, said the source….
The World Mourns the Death of Bozo the Clown
Bozo, (you guessed it) in "happier times."
Larry Harmon, aka Bozo the Clown, died today of congestive heart failure at the age 83. His publicist said he died quietly at home in full clown make-up. Okay, I made that up, he didn't have his make-up on. I LOVE how no one just says "Bozo." They say BOZO THE CLOWN, like you need to say the clown.
Larry wasn't the original Bozo, but he believed the clown could become a major star, so he bought the licensing rights to the character. Eventually, he licensed Bozo out to dozens of TV stations.
His wifey of 29 years said, “He was the most optimistic man I ever met. He always saw a bright side; he always had something good to say about everybody. He was the love of my life."
Cindy Brady Throws Up During Radio Interview
Cindy Brady, aka Susan Olson, threw up in the middle of a radio interview after admitting that she had drank too much Wednesday night, but between retches she urged listeners to come see her show Thursday night at Loonee’s Comedy Corner on North Academy Boulevard in Colorado Springs, where she opened for headliner Chris “Crazy Legs” Fonseca.
Cindy in happier times
Today, Tragic Susan is a portly alcoholic who wears stuffed animals on her clothes
Crazy Legs Fonseca
Olson had a short "career" in porn, and is a known alcoholic. She has back-ne, gross tats and a body like a truckdriver (seen below)
Olsen blamed Fonseca for her condition.
“Chris got me so wasted last night, and I’m so ready to vomit on the microphone,” she said. She urged fans to come to Loonee’s to watch her and Fonseca “fight with each other, then she did throw up.
Chili The Gentle Giant
Oh sick, this is Chili the giant cow, who gets to be in the Guiness Book of World Records!
Bill O'Reilly's BLINDING RAGE!
OMG! I love Bill O'Reilly! He's pure psycho in this clip. This is from when he hosted Inside Edition. You won't believe his fury for no reason! He can't read the teleprompter and he flies ito a triple deluxe rage. Especially at 1:30! Then, it's so um.. professional of him, how right after screaming F*CK IT!!!! he calmly ends the show. OMG. I LOVE HIM.
Bill O'Reilly Snaps...Again - Watch more free videos
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I Know, It's Too Early For This
Michael Jackson isn't the only one in his fam who loves plastic surgery.
LaToya Jackson in the 70's
LaToya in Germany yesterday, where she is a huge star, LOL. She is "helping" to open a department store there.
LaToya Jackson in the 70's
LaToya in Germany yesterday, where she is a huge star, LOL. She is "helping" to open a department store there.
Heidi Montag Likes Anal Sex
Just what we were hoping for... a glimpse into Heidi and Spencer's sex life! Spencer has an advice column for Radar, because the world is a better place for his advice! His response to a question about anal sex leaves us with no doubt that he and Heidi practice this frequently:
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SPENCER: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. I always say “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool. I know my lady doesn't mind."
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SPENCER: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. I always say “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool. I know my lady doesn't mind."
The Old Dudes On The Block Suck
Big shock! Like they are even going to make an attempt at a "comeback." UGH!! I dare you to listen to their new song somewhere. No, really, I dare you. It's called Summertime. I won't post it here. I can't. Even I have standards.
Oh, I LOVE the old dude on the left.
Oh, I LOVE the old dude on the left.
Remembering Tiny Tim
Cojo: Please shut your mouth
Yesterday I was looking at these sickening pictures of Steven Cojocaru, the self proclaimed fashion correspondent from The Insider, (UGH), and wondering who does he remind me of?
Then it hit me! He reminds me of Tiny Tim, the "beloved" (LOL) ukulele player, whom I had the privilege of meeting once as he stood next to me in a grocery store in Des Moines, Iowa. Let's take a moment to remember Tiny... shall we? Poor Tiny.. if only they had had plastic surgery back in the sixties the way they do now, perhaps he could have looked as good as Cojo.
Tiny, in happier times, and deep in thought. Wait! Who does this photo of Tiny remind me of... I know! Skeletor!
Tiny was born Herbert Khaury, and I'm sure he was a beautiful baby. By the early '60s, Tiny had gained a cult following around the Greenwich Village music scene, particularly after he began to incorporate bizarre renditions of contemporary songs into his repertoire. He finally settled on the name Tiny Tim after the character in Dickens' A Christmas Carol, because Tiny had worked with alot of midgets. I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Tim's appearance in the film You Are What You Eat led to a booking on the hugely popular comedy series Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. He was an instant sensation; whether or not he was seen as an object of ridicule, no one had ever seen anything like him. He appeared several more times on Laugh-In, and became a frequent guest on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show, also performing on the Ed Sullivan and Jackie Gleason variety shows.
Literally moments after this photo was taken, poor Tiny was dead
and it was the end of an era, and sadly, his beautiful music that had warmed the hearts of so many. He was buried clutching his beloved ukulele, and with a sweet smile on his face
You guys, leave me some comments! You don't even have to sign in. Is there anyone you'd like to see a story about? It's Saturday, and there isn't much going on, so let me know! Also, how do you feel about Tiny? Are you familiar with his "music", and did this story make you want to hear Tiny's music? Perhaps there will be a renewed interest in his albums now!
Yesterday I was looking at these sickening pictures of Steven Cojocaru, the self proclaimed fashion correspondent from The Insider, (UGH), and wondering who does he remind me of?
Then it hit me! He reminds me of Tiny Tim, the "beloved" (LOL) ukulele player, whom I had the privilege of meeting once as he stood next to me in a grocery store in Des Moines, Iowa. Let's take a moment to remember Tiny... shall we? Poor Tiny.. if only they had had plastic surgery back in the sixties the way they do now, perhaps he could have looked as good as Cojo.
Tiny, in happier times, and deep in thought. Wait! Who does this photo of Tiny remind me of... I know! Skeletor!
Skeletor: A deep thinker, just like Tiny
Tiny was born Herbert Khaury, and I'm sure he was a beautiful baby. By the early '60s, Tiny had gained a cult following around the Greenwich Village music scene, particularly after he began to incorporate bizarre renditions of contemporary songs into his repertoire. He finally settled on the name Tiny Tim after the character in Dickens' A Christmas Carol, because Tiny had worked with alot of midgets. I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Tim's appearance in the film You Are What You Eat led to a booking on the hugely popular comedy series Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. He was an instant sensation; whether or not he was seen as an object of ridicule, no one had ever seen anything like him. He appeared several more times on Laugh-In, and became a frequent guest on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show, also performing on the Ed Sullivan and Jackie Gleason variety shows.
His eccentric personality became as well-known as his music: he was obsessed with bodily cleanliness, and his distaste for sex seemed logical when paired with his gentle, asexual demeanor, or, as some would now call it, his obvious gayness.
A hot commodity, Tim signed a record deal with Reprise and issued his debut album, God Bless Tiny Tim, in 1968. (As a small child, I was forced to hear this album, because my mother is a corny freak) His signature rendition of "Tip-Toe Through the Tulips" became a hit, and the LP sold over 200,000 copies.
Tiny with the only beverage he ever drank: Hawaiian Fruit Punch
On December 17 of that year, Tim married his girlfriend, 17-year-old Victoria Budinger (known as Miss Vicki, in typically respectful Tim fashion), on the Johnny Carson show. The couple later had a daughter, Tulip, but mostly lived apart, and divorced after eight years. Following his wedding, Tim continued to perform around the country.
Much like Cojo, Tiny was quite the fashion trend setter
Shockingly, by the early '70s, perhaps due to simple familiarity, (or because people were just sick of his gruesome face and horrible voice,) America's fascination with Tiny Tim had waned. Even after the TV appearances and high-profile gigs dried up, Tim kept plugging away, performing whenever and wherever he could. He recorded steadily for a series of mostly small labels throughout the 70's and 80's.
He remarried in 1984 to 23-year-old Miss Jan. They lived apart most of the time and the marriage lasted until 1994. Tim joined a circus for 36 weeks.
In the late '80s, he moved to Des Moines, IA. In 1986, he died on stage at a ukulele festival. (See photo)Literally moments after this photo was taken, poor Tiny was dead
and it was the end of an era, and sadly, his beautiful music that had warmed the hearts of so many. He was buried clutching his beloved ukulele, and with a sweet smile on his face
You guys, leave me some comments! You don't even have to sign in. Is there anyone you'd like to see a story about? It's Saturday, and there isn't much going on, so let me know! Also, how do you feel about Tiny? Are you familiar with his "music", and did this story make you want to hear Tiny's music? Perhaps there will be a renewed interest in his albums now!
Heidi and Spencer Think They're "A LIST"
Incredibly, Heidi Montag was invited by MSNBC to the upcoming White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Even more shocking is that she thought she was TOO GOOD to go! A source told Page Six:
“Spencer got involved as her manager. He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn’t invited.” When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”
"A' Listers" Heidi and Spencer: Much too dignified to be seen at a White House dinner!
A partial list of the obscure, not “A-listy” enough stars attending the dinner include Pam Anderson, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Donatella Versace, Rep. Charlie Wilson, the Jonas Brothers, Hayden Panettiere, John Cusack, Claire Daines, Rob Lowe, Marcia Cross, and Tracey Ullman.
"A LISTY?" Spencer Pratt (real name Steve Sanders) and that fugly Heidi Montag are not on ANY list, let alone the A list. That's a really short list anyway. Really short. Who is even on it?
Ex-Scientologist: Scientology is So Retarded
Actor Jason Begne, who has been kind enough to speak out on Scientology, and was lucky enough to escape the creepy cult has this story, as reported by Fox News: You believe it, you invest your time and money." It's the getting out that's painful, Jason says, because people don't want to believe they've been conned. "You can't be a fool, that's too much to confront."..."In 9th grade I met this kid, my best friend...He came to my class and I said, 'You and I are going to be friends.' That's David Duchovny. My best friend. Our relationship was aversely affected by being in Scientology. He was very cool but he wasn't into it. I think his wife...I perceived that she didn't like it. And they were right. He was called a 1-1-SP. It affected our relationship."
"One of the first people I went to see when I left Scientology was David. I went over to his house, and we were walking around. We talked about it a little bit. He doesn't watch South Park and doesn't know about all this stuff. I explained OT to him," Beghe said of the high level you can pay to attain the sect.
"I started explaining to him about Xenu and the loyal officers" - a basic story from L. Ron Hubbard's stupid science fiction. "I couldn't get a third of the way through the story and we had our faces on the floor. We were laughing so hard. I mean you couldn't even talk. It's so retarded."
Loving His Role
A bright eyed and natural caretaker, teeny Tom enjoys his acting role as "Papa" in NYC. Now that I have your attention with this stomach churning pic, hang with me. I have the flu for the first time in eight years and I'm doing my best! Thanks.
Unibrows: Yet Another Reason Not To Join a Cult
The hottest unibrow I have ever, or will ever see. NO, I did not alter this photo in ANY WAY, I swear!
In case you missed the polygamist wives on Larry King last night, you have to see them! They are beyond freaks, they are so gross!! The way they talk, their appearance, the creepy way they stare and have no expression in their voice. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you missed the polygamist wives on Larry King last night, you have to see them! They are beyond freaks, they are so gross!! The way they talk, their appearance, the creepy way they stare and have no expression in their voice. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Are Stalkers Always So Ugly?
Just once, couldn't someone have a "hot looking" stalker? Long before Britney, somewhere in another place and time, there was... Debbie Gibson.Even Debbie , (corny 80's teen singer, who now prefers to go by the name of "Debra"), (UGH) has a stalker. I think she may have overreacted a bit on this one though. Poor Jordi has all her albums too!
She has filed a restraining order against crazed fan Jordi Bassas Puigdollers (photographed with her above) of Spain after he showed up at her house on Sunday. Jordi constantly flies to the US to see Debbie in concert and often tries to follow her to her hotel. Showing up at Debbie's house prompted a call to police who detained Jordi. The AP reports:
"I understand that she wants her privacy," said Puigdollers, a taxi driver. "I would like to say I'm sorry. I don't want problems and I don't want to bother her so much."
Puigdollers left a note under Gibson's door Thursday suggesting that the two meet in El Paso, according to the singer.
"If you like, contact me," he said in a note that was included with the court documents. He signed it with his phone number in Barcelona and an e-mail that begins "debhead."
Give the guy a break. He's lonely, and strangely attracted to Debhead.Her album should have been called I Get Lost in Your Eyebrows
The World's Smallest Waist
70-year-old Woman Has World’s Smallest WaistThe waistline of 70-year-old North Carolina grandmother Cathie Jung measures only 15 in, and has been recognized as the world's smallest living person's waistline by the Guinness Book Of Records.
Cathie’s astonishing 39-15-39 figure is the result of wearing tight corsets in last 25 years, which only remove when she showers and only when the weather is unbearably hot. She is wearing 24 hours a day now. “I probably have around 100 of them,” Cathie said.
She looks great for seventy, but why would you do this to yourself? Ouch.
RA ROH! Dude Who Left His Gal on Toilet For 2 years Showed His Ween To Some Girls
Kory McFarren is the boyfriend of that chick who sat on the toilet in his trailer for two years because she had a bad childhood. He's done something bad again!He was arrested on Sunday for showing his ween to a teenage girl and her friends. 36-year-old Kory was taken to jail, but released the next day. No charges have been filed yet.
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