Showing posts with label Celebrity Rehab. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity Rehab. Show all posts

LOSER Rehab With Dr. Drew: UPDATE

I'm re-posting the bottom part of this today because after my original hate and disgust filled rant about Jeff Conaway, I was shocked to find out that I really did have empathy for him, and find him to be extremely likable after his detox. He became a quiet, kind and sympathetic character once he was free from drugs and that rotten whore Vicki, who sees to it that he remain deeply trapped in a haze of painpills, booze, and cocaine.. She provokes and encourages him to do drugs, and doesn't care a thing about him. Look into her eyes, she is a vicious, self-serving bitch, and his worst nightmare. Anyway, I've actually been hoping/wanting to believe that Jeff was able to stay clean when he left rehab, but seeing these photos (from last night's Oscar 100 Night of "STARS"), makes it painfully clear that he is completely insane, and that there is no hope for him.





With skanky girlfriend, Vicki

Jeff shows off his man boobs on Celebrity Unfit Club

A bonus about Jeff is that his ass is usually hanging out for no apparent reason

the freak drooled his way through celebrity fit club




Jeff Conaway: "I did a movie Grease, one of the biggest movies ever! I did a show called Taxi, one of the biggest shows ever!"
Yes! He really said that. In fact, that's what he's saying in the above photo, for no reason whatsoever. (No one asked)

Well, if you just couldn't get enough of Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Fit Club,you are in for such a treat as he portrays himself(!) again on Celebrity Rehab. Who are they trying to kid with this "celebrity" word? These people are serious losers. Jeff is under some delusion that he was once a great star, and honestly, you will hate him so much watching this that you won't want to miss it. I am completely certain that even if Jeff were not a raging alcoholic and derelict drug addict, I would still hate his guts.

Sickening to watch, his tantrums, rages, and sniveling self-pity will have you shivering with chills of pure disgust. Sobbing, screaming, and bragging about how great he was in some thirty year old sitcom, he threatens to kill himself, and you find yourself hoping he will.. and soon! His gigantic nosed whore girlfriend continues to sneak drugs into rehab for him, and tells Dr. Drew that he ate a thousand dollars worth of pills before entering rehab. He wheels around rehab in a wheelchair, his misshapen, broken down body all hunched over and his mutated face filled with the agony of his addictions. UGH. You expect him to just start pooping his pants at any minute.

A porn "star" has her dildos confiscated in the first episode. Later, she leans over and lets a loud, manly fart and some American Idol loser thinks its really funny. Chyna, the big gross wrestler chick isn't even sure why she's there. Brigitte Nielson and Daniel Baldwin seem actually normal so far, for the first time ever. This is Daniel's tenth time in rehab. Then there's Seth, the lead singer of Crazy Town, a band that had one horrible annoying song. Still, it's impossible not to watch Jeff. He is the most pathetically repulsive freak to ever be on television
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Daniel Baldwin Got Black Eye From His Wife


So THAT'S how he got his black eye. Celebrity Rehab" star Daniel Baldwin left the show because of his inappropriate text messages to porn star Mary Carey (pics of his ween)- and now his wife knows all about it.
Mary, still sober, was outside of Mr. Chow last night and she said that Daniel's wife called her wondering just what went on in the house. When she found out, she slugged Daniel, and he was proudly showing off a nice black eye this weekend.

Baldwin met his wife, who just had a baby, when he was in rehab for the 12th time, (the time before "Celebrity Rehab") She was the chef there. Tip to Her: Don't marry someone you meet in rehab, espesh if it's their TWELFTH TIME.
TIP TO DANIEL: NEVER trust a porn star. Don't do stupid shit when you are BEING FILMED FOR A TV SHOW

Mary also went on to explain that she's a big Britney Spears fan and wants to do a girl-girl video with her. Mary ran into Britney but Britney told her "not right now" on her wish to do a sex movie with Brit.
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