Willie Nelson Has Lawn Mower Race

Willie Nelson invited friends and family to his ranch in Luck, Texas on Wednesday (10/17/07) to the first annual Bad Boy Lawn Mower Race. The race was filmed as part of the music video for Willie’s new song, “You Don’t Think I’m Funny Anymore.” Pictured above with Willie are Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, Jessica Simpson, Dan Rather, Andrew Wilson, and Paula Nelson.... DAN RATHER is Willie's "friend?" Weird. Now I know why Dan seemed so cool all those years. And high.

Donald Needs to Shut the F**k Up

HOW DARE Donald Trump hate on Dan Rather. Dan was the last of the reputable news anchors, and he has every right to sue those bastards at CBS for making him look like an idiot. Trump can talk about that fat fug Rosie O'Donnell all he wants but he better leave Dan alone.

Donald said: (and I don't remember anyone asking him) “Dan Rather’s a loser. Dan Rather had low ratings for years. I used to say, whoever represents Rather does a great job, because he always was in third place, he always had terrible ratings, and they wouldn’t fire him.”

Courage!

Dan Rather is suing CBS and Viacom….for $70 million.

The lawsuit, filed Wednesday afternoon in State Supreme Court in Manhattan alleges fraud against CBS. Rather also claims that the network also didn’t live up to their certain contractual agreements they had made with him and that he was made to be a “scapegoat” in his acrimonious departure from the nightly news.