Showing posts with label Celebrity Body Odor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity Body Odor. Show all posts
PEW
Julia Roberts (BOOORING!!) was the fascinating guest who appeared on On Oprah's Earth Day Program, (extra BORING!) and this chick, Sophie talked about the dangers of aluminum in deodorant. Julia felt the need to share the fact that she doesn’t wear deodorant
and explained that “It’s never been my thing." Sickkkk. Well, B.O. isn't "MY thing." Sometimes she'll "freshen up" midday with some vinegar and baking soda. I hate her, she's such a freeeeeek.
Orlando Fume Has Powerful B.O.
This girl was dating Orlando Bloom (nice name by the way) and he refused to bathe and wore the same clothes for weeks at a time, so she broke up with him. Now he's with Rumor Willis, at least for sex for one night. This girl couldn't take the smell anymore but Rumor will take anyone she can get.
I'm Still Holding My Breath
A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.
One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”
So for TWO MONTHS the stinky freaks went without bathing while having sex with hundreds of sluts on a nightly basis.
Sixx was the "winner" when when a young groupie giving him oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench. The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.
Okay, So It's NOT as Bad As Tiny Tom's Sweat
Imagine J. Ho's FURY when she saw Skeletor's unsightly sweat stains!
Now, as if these pics aren't gross enough, but these pics were taken of him LEAVING his NYC Hotel last NIGHT, so however he worked up this sweat, it was INSIDE HIS HOTEL ROOM. GROSSSSSSS!
images: Wenn
Now, as if these pics aren't gross enough, but these pics were taken of him LEAVING his NYC Hotel last NIGHT, so however he worked up this sweat, it was INSIDE HIS HOTEL ROOM. GROSSSSSSS!
images: Wenn
Michael Smells of "Mothballs and Death"
Michael has a variety of facial prosthetics from which to choose
How Michael travels with his son, Blanket Jackson
Today, fallen star, Michael Jackson is renting a house in Las Vegas, ruined by scandal, his millions squandered on a lavish lifestyle despite increasingly poor album sales. After being found innocent of charges of child molestation in 2005, he spent nearly two years wandering the globe, where he was seen in a women’s public lavatory in Dubai in full drag, complete with a waist bracelet.
His downfall began in 1992 when he befriended the 12-year-old Jordy Chandler. He moved into the Chandler home so he could be near his young friend. After allegations of molestation went public in 1993, there was a $22 million dollar settlement, which, if anything, increased Jackson’s feeling of invincibility. His egomania reached a peak when a giant statue of himself sailed down the Thames to promote the album HIStory in 1995.
His career was further damaged when his obsession with his detractors took over his life: in 1997 he made a disturbing short feature film, Ghosts, in which he assumed the role of the overweight, white, fiftysomething District Attorney intent on prosecuting him for being a pedophile. His 2005 court case also took its toll.
As one onlooker put it: “He smelt of mothballs, of death.”
He might be poised to make a comeback in Vegas, but Jackson will never resume his position as the King of Pop, not even with the forthcoming 25th anniversary reissue of the 47-million-selling Thriller, with its four unreleased tracks and Kanye West and Will.I.Am. remixes.
How Michael travels with his son, Blanket Jackson
Today, fallen star, Michael Jackson is renting a house in Las Vegas, ruined by scandal, his millions squandered on a lavish lifestyle despite increasingly poor album sales. After being found innocent of charges of child molestation in 2005, he spent nearly two years wandering the globe, where he was seen in a women’s public lavatory in Dubai in full drag, complete with a waist bracelet.
His downfall began in 1992 when he befriended the 12-year-old Jordy Chandler. He moved into the Chandler home so he could be near his young friend. After allegations of molestation went public in 1993, there was a $22 million dollar settlement, which, if anything, increased Jackson’s feeling of invincibility. His egomania reached a peak when a giant statue of himself sailed down the Thames to promote the album HIStory in 1995.
His career was further damaged when his obsession with his detractors took over his life: in 1997 he made a disturbing short feature film, Ghosts, in which he assumed the role of the overweight, white, fiftysomething District Attorney intent on prosecuting him for being a pedophile. His 2005 court case also took its toll.
As one onlooker put it: “He smelt of mothballs, of death.”
He might be poised to make a comeback in Vegas, but Jackson will never resume his position as the King of Pop, not even with the forthcoming 25th anniversary reissue of the 47-million-selling Thriller, with its four unreleased tracks and Kanye West and Will.I.Am. remixes.
Inside the Shocking World of Celebrity BODY ODOR
I love this stuff: A long-time maid at Graceland revealed that Elvis had extremely bad body odor. She said that no matter how bad Elvis smelled, though, he just splashed on more cologne. Even so, she said his smell didn't seem to affect women wanting to sleep with him.
According to an Elvis tell-all, his feet also smelled to high heaven, and he threw his unwashed socks into his suitcase when he was on tour. Then he gave the stinky suitcase to his mother to clean when he got home. The contents were supposedly so stinky that she had to put on a mask and rubber gloves to wash them.
They don't call him Brad "Pitt" for nothin.
Direct Quote from Angelina Jolie: "Brad smells badly. VERY badly."
Direct Quote from Jennifer Aniston: "Brad doesn't like to shower. I always have to remind him."
Several of "Pitt's" co-stars have complained about him smelling - to which he angrily responded by purchasing a new $3,600 Calvin Klein shirt instead of merely taking a shower.
Keanu Reeves has had nearly every actress he worked with complain of his foul stench. His armpit rot even caused one of his co-stars to faint!
Goldie Hawn can clear entire rooms with her body odor. So can Courtney Cox. Those who have been anywhere near Russell Crowe describe his aroma as a "heart stopping body odor", and, as a bonus, he has fish breath. Robin Williams is very hairy and sweats alot, and his B.O. can "make your eyes water." Cameron Diaz won't wear deodorant, believing it's "bad for the environment", and doesn't shave her armpits, causing many of her co-stars to complain. Now Kirsten Dunst is the latest stinky offender, refusing to shower for sometimes a week or more.
You didn't think I could leave Britney out, did you? Honorable mention goes to her foot odor, as she has been asked to put her shoes back on in airplanes. Recently when other passengers complained of the overpowering rotten aroma coming from her hooves, instead of putting her shoes on, Britney demanded to be let off the plane, which had all the passengers applauding.
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