Madonna is haggard, old, and ugly. I personally know 50 year old's who are way hotter and younger looking than her, and they don't have 300 million dollars.
Lourdes and the crypt keeper attend a Kabbalah meeting
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Madonna is haggard, old, and ugly. I personally know 50 year old's who are way hotter and younger looking than her, and they don't have 300 million dollars.
Lourdes and the crypt keeper attend a Kabbalah meeting
Lourdes in Crisis!
You mean she's not used to it by now?
Lourdes doesn't like it when we talk bad about her mom. Too bad. More importantly, did she get her big bushy unibrow waxed? Damn it.
New York-based fitness trainer Carlos Leon has been spending extra time with his daughter, as Madonna prepares for her forthcoming world tour, and he is showering her with affection to compensate for her distress.
Leon tells People magazine, “She’s aware of it, and that’s difficult. I just give her more love. Her mother is there for her, (Except when she's on world tours, or completely immersed in her Kaballah bullshit) Guy is there for her.”
And he insists there is no truth to the reports Madonna and Ritchie are splitting: “People have marital problems all the time.”
Haggard Homewrecker Releases Statement
"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”
Madonna and Britney: (Fake) BFF's Again
Attention whore Madonna has asked Britney to go on tour with her, and the played out duo are making a video together. The Sun reports:Madonna has asked troubled Britney to join her on tour — and pals hope she will give guidance to the young star.
The haggard has been, 49, is set to record a video with Britney, 26, in New York tomorrow.The footage will be broadcast on huge screens as part of Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour, (It should be called SWEATY and SOUR)which kicks off on August 23.
Madonna has also invited Britney to appear in person on some of the world tour dates.
A source close to Britney revealed: “They are recording a video together on Sunday that will provide the backdrop for part of Madonna’s show.“And they are talking about Britney taking the stage on a few of the dates too.
There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again.
Old Hag Slut Madonna is a Homewrecker
I won't apologize! This pic never gets old.
Madonna is "controlling the mind" of New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, according to his angry wife who he just dumped for sweaty, man handed Madonna.
To retaliate, A-Rod's wife is shacking up with Madonna's ex, the always charming Lenny Kravitz
Mrs. A-rod says that her sweet, loving husband has become a coldhearted beast because of Madonna's Kabbalah bullshit. She told Us Magazine:
"Madonna used kabbalah to brainwash my husband and convince him to leave me."
"I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia, 34, told a pal, according to the News. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father.
"Today, he's very cold and calculating," she added.
Cynthia - who is "devastated" about splitting with her husband of five years - also "found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soul mate,'" a source close to the couple told the News.
Madonna, who is worth $600 million has obtained Paul McCartney's divorce attorney. Madonna's husband, Guy Ritchie wants nothing from her, as he is happy to be getting HIS BALLS BACK.
The couples split comes on the heels of news that A-Rod had been making late night booty calls to haggard Mo's apartment, including as early as the day after Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter, Ella - as first reported by Us Weekly.
"Alex literally left 10 minutes after the baby was born, and then was at Madonna's," a source told Us Thursday. "It's true. It's crazy."
Madonna When She Was a Girl!
I had forgotten myself, so here's a flashback for you from when Madonna was cute and a girl. She can't sing at all, it was her style and confidence alone that made her famous. This is so corny that it's cute. I can't believe how old it looks, it's from her first tour. Her fans are THE CORNIEST freaks I've ever seen, trying to dress like her. Oh, and the Lourdes
eyebrow mystery? Solved.
eyebrow mystery? Solved.
Madonna Has a Boring, Sweaty "Old Hen" Party
Gwyneth Paltrow was staggering drunk. Perhaps it was the free-flowing refreshments, or it could even have been religious fervour.
Madonna held a fund-raising event for the mystic Jewish religion kabbalah attended by, among others, Stella McCartney, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sting's wife Trudie Styler.They poured out on to the streets at 1am with Gwyneth and Trudie so unsteady on their feet they needed to be held up.They were joined by Madonna's team of fitness experts - who train most of her girlfriends at the gym she had built next to her home in Bayswater, West London. The fund-raising event was held at a private loft-style venue in Soho, where guests were played acoustic kabbalah music.
FUN!!!! Kabbalah music, exercising, sweating, and trying to get money out of you for her stupid causes. UGH. oh Madonna has the best parties!!
Trudie Styler takes a tumble, on her way home
to have tantric sex with Sting for 19 hours.
Madonna: Desperately Seeking Attention
Madonna continues to act desperate and try to convince young people how cool she is by using the word “fuck” during a live television performance in England over the weekend. “Fuck,” if you haven’t heard, is a word all the kids these days are saying because it shocks and offends the old folks and the squares.
The Sun reports:
The singer used the f-word twice during the Radio 1 Big Weekend gig live on BBC3. Holding an S&M-style cane, she said: “You guys are going to have to start fucking it up out there because I need to feel some love. I’m going to do an old song. But not too old. Fuck the present. Let’s live in the past.”
In a savage review The Times wrote she was “sterile” and “soulless” resembling “an embarrassing grandmother who is desperately trying to be hip”.
Pictures from this performance this past weekend. How can she think those ugly Adidas track pants are "sexy" or "hip?" She's so ugly! She reminds me of someone so much...wait.. oh I know who! Baby Jane Hudson.
Thankfully, she covered her hands, but she should have done the same with her arms. And her face.
She needs to SHUT HER BIG UGLY MOUTH. For good.
Muscley Old Freak Madonna Desperate For Attention
Madonna gave her audience the "thrill of a lifetime" when she kissed one of her dancers onstage last night. She is really gross, I mean she's trying to be shocking, but ick
Didn't she already do this a couple of hundred times? So what
Her fans "responded with cheers, and she said "I thought you'd like that" I hope she paid the dancer extra. Then she guzzled champagne again. Am I missing something? Is that sexy?
Four Minutes Too Long
Last night during a promotional performance Madonna spent almost every
second of their song Four Minutes bumping and grinding
against Justin Timberlake, even though she's old enough to be his grandma.
second of their song Four Minutes bumping and grinding
against Justin Timberlake, even though she's old enough to be his grandma.
Justin is a freak too, and they both looked like idiots
Madonna performed six songs for around
2,000 people at New York City's Roseland Ballroom
at one point stopping to guzzle champagne
from the bottle. She pinned Justin against the
wall. She's 50, and I don't care how much she
exercises, she looks gross.
Oh, and their song sucks.
Okay, Now I Get The Glasses. But...
Lourdes just wants to be like mom! I don't remember mom having the stash, but she definitely had the thick brows, although not the uni. But she's wearing the same glasses, that's for sure.
Other girls who like this look
Other girls who like this look
Breaking News! Madonna Poops!!
Madonna and Guy dined at Cecconi’s last week. People on the next table report the famous pair spent the evening "chatting happily with each other."Our spy escaped to the restrooms to call a friend. She didn’t see that Madonna had also gone to the bathroom, and as she stood by the basins excitedly whispering into the phone , she noticed the bathroom was becoming more and more stinky! Justthen, Madonna herself exited the fuming stall, and walked straight past her (without washing hands) back to her seat. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!
FAT RO and MO MO. UGH.
Rosie O'Donnell has a way of making everyone around her sick, in fact, it is the big loud, vulgar, unfunny freak's specialty. So when everyone who was near them at the Tribeca Film Festival kept hearing RO repeat "MO MO!! MO MO!!" to Madonna, it was obvious she wanted everyone to believe they are close friends, and have pet names for eachother. UGH. Wait.. doesn't RO know that MO MO hates fat people? Oh, fatso shows up at every MO MO event alright, but does she care? No, the ugly lesbian left before MO MO's movie even started!
Radar
OK STOP
Are these glasses really necessary? Aren't the bushy stash and uni sufficient statements of rebellion?
Madonna and Lourdes attend a Kaballah meeting, where Madonna is required by Jewish law to hand over a tithe that is worth ten percent of her salary, so how much is that exactly? Does she give like half a mill each time? UGH, freaks.
And, as we know, Madonna loves being Madonna. When asked by Ann Curry if she wishes she were "anonymous," (stupid question), she replied:
"I don’t want to wish I’m not me. I don’t wish I was someone else. My soul has reached its true potential and I did everything that I was put on this earth to do.”
OK. BARF.
Madonna and Lourdes attend a Kaballah meeting, where Madonna is required by Jewish law to hand over a tithe that is worth ten percent of her salary, so how much is that exactly? Does she give like half a mill each time? UGH, freaks.
And, as we know, Madonna loves being Madonna. When asked by Ann Curry if she wishes she were "anonymous," (stupid question), she replied:
"I don’t want to wish I’m not me. I don’t wish I was someone else. My soul has reached its true potential and I did everything that I was put on this earth to do.”
OK. BARF.
Two Veiny Bitches and One Fat Alcoholic
What a BITCH!!! Get over yourself! NICE VEINS!!
Madonna's hands look like the cryptkeepers
She hangs on to her husband with a death grip, because he doesn't want to be photographed with her
Bonus Pic! Madonna's really cool friend,
Rosie O'Donnell came to Madonna's BORING orphan movie too
and took the opportunity to try to be funny.
Oh ha ha ! Rosie you are HILARIOUS, my friend!
Stop it! OMG You're so funny!! NICE red nose,
you fat stupid alcoholic, UGH
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