Showing posts with label The Ugliest Freak on Earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Ugliest Freak on Earth. Show all posts

I Have Never Felt Such Hatred and Disgust


Their PAIN! Spencer is fat now and has pubes on his face!

Okay, whoever is taking these Heidi and Spencer photos, ENOUGH! I've never felt such rage as I do when I see these two posing for pictures, never! It scares me. Here is the talentless skank posing in different poses while she blubbers and cries about how everyone made fun of her Higher video. Then she stood up clutching her CD to cry some more and posed.
Then Spencer consoled her until the photo was taken.

She's wearing a shiny Las Vegas Liberace jacket and purple pumps with mascara running down her fake plastic surgeried ugly face, and Spencer says:
"Eat your hearts out, Madonna and Britney, because Heidi is going to sell millions of records, we got ourselves a gold record here."

In the midst of her FAKE "hysteria," they keep changing positions! Sitting on the curb, standing, then to a prop chair in the bushes, OMG


More like eat your hearts out Paris and Lindsay, because Heidi will sell 17 cd's, which is 2 more than Paris did. God these two are beyond SICKENING
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They NEVER STOP CLUTCHING HER GREAT CD though, the source of ALL THEIR AGONY, sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

He goes on to say, "We're financing the album ourselves on a shoestring budget. IMAGINE THAT! No record label? It's so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We're just heating up the water in the bathtub. It's gonna get hot!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Heidi Montag Likes Anal Sex

Just what we were hoping for... a glimpse into Heidi and Spencer's sex life! Spencer has an advice column for Radar, because the world is a better place for his advice! His response to a question about anal sex leaves us with no doubt that he and Heidi practice this frequently:

YO SPENCER!
How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SPENCER: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. I always say “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool. I know my lady doesn't mind."

OMG They Are SUCH LOSERS


You knew these were coming. First Spencer, (Steve) says the White House Correspondent's dinner isn't A listy enough for them just because HE wasn't invited.UGH. So he somehow got invited, and lucky for all of us there was a photographer at the White House to get these candids of the patriotic lovebirds oh my god I just remembered something! People have been wondering who would want to take all these fake pictures of them? THEY ARE TAKING THEM THEMSELVES! Yes, Steve just sets up his tripod and the timer. Now it makes more sense. Now who buys these lame, gay, ugly pics I don't know. I mean why.
NICE hooker shoes, no they're stripper shoes.


Oh they are so god damned wholesome. AND UGLY. with their Wonder bread and the American flag. and her cheap ass stripper shoes. God how I despise them. I love how they went to 7-11 and got these flags, omg.


Heidi is mad at Perez for something, and was posing angrily and topless all over D.C.


The Chapman's Go to CVS Drugstore

Seriously, is there anyone creepier, grosser, or more repulsive than Dog Chapman? If you can think of someone, please leave comment

His smoothe, fat, red, wrinkly chest makes me sick. But! It appears that Beth lolly lolly icehead has actually lost some weight!


He's such a filthy, disgusting, egomaniac cokehead. Every detail on his entire form is just gruesome. UGH. She could do so much better. I didn't used to think so but now I do. Beth bought some Vagisil and some Brachs chocolate peanuts, and Dog bought some rolling papers , pork and beans, a Hustler and some fungus cream.


Zellweger Thinks People Should Kiss Her Ass

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/renee-zellweger-400a052307.jpg

"I know this sounds crazy, but I really cherish it when someone is mean because they are having a bad day, and they don't realize that you know Tom Cruise, so they don't alter their behavior in any way. I love it when a stewardess is nasty, I cringe when she has to come back and apologize because she didn't realize who I was."
http://www.thetelegram.com/photos/Telegram/stories/Zellweger.jpg
Okay, first thing. Someone, anyone, should ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOR because some ugly crater faced loser freak who is unable to open their eyes knows TOM CRUISE? WTF?!
Then, you love it or you cringe? Which is it, make up your mind? You obviously love it that the regular people who aren't AS COOL AS YOU are FORCED to come back and kiss your ass when they find out that you were in some really lame movies.

Freak Parade

Donatella Versace
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Sly Stallone's mom, Jackie
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Gene Simmons (and not just here, all the time)
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David Gest
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Carrot Top
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Joan Van Ark
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Bruce Jenner
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Bad news, Demetrie.We've seen your face. We know you're ugly. I like how your drunken trash mom named you after a brand of cheap dish soap, then you named your daughters Scout LaRue ad Tallulah Belle. TRASH DELUXE.



Yep, you are THAT ugly.


Hey your daughters are cute though





Spawn from HELL