Showing posts with label Nick Lachey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nick Lachey. Show all posts

MiniBits

Denise Richards: Still a whore using her neglected kids for publicity

Ashlee Simpson: Still a talentless, ugly, fake, useless tramp

Lourdes and her dad, Carlos Leon: Superheros

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo: Still nobodies who fight constantly

Jamie Lynne: Still pregnant trash

Whitney and Ray J: He's Still a Punk with a Sex Tape

She's still stoned out of her mind with a bad boob job

Nick Lachey Cheats on His Bitch Girlfriend

“Vanessa flew into a rage when she learned the full details about Nick’s night out”

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Visiting footballer pal Matt Leinhart in Scottsdale, Arizona, the pair hit the clubs, ending up in the VIP section at nightspot Dirty Pretty, where they drank heavily surrounded by women.

At one point, Nick reportedly went to the bathroom with one of the girls. Everyone could hear their moaning, and this went on for almost an hour. “He had a bodyguard with him, and the bathroom area was kept clear until they came out,” a source says. Classy guy! Nothing says "I love you" like doin' it in a bathroom stall.
the girl nick was in the bathroom with

Drew Lachey Threatens to "Bury" Lawrence Brothers After He Was Caught Having Oral Sex!

I hate Dancing With The Stars. BORINGGGGGGG. But this is pretty good. So here goes.
Star magazine is reporting that Drew Lachey and his partner Cheryl Burke hooked up while dancing their corny dances.
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Drew, 31, is married to his high school sweetheart and has a child,

while Cheryl, 22, is barely out of high school.
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According to “multiple sources” the couple’s affair was obvious and they were bold about it.

“They didn’t go very far to cover it up. Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching eachother inappropriately.”

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The sources also contend that Matthew Lawrence, who was Cheryl’s boyfriend at the time, actually walked in on Cheryl and Drew in the act. The act being oral sex. Yuck. Matthew saw them having oral-ness and ran from the room SCREAMING.

Matthew and Cheryl, in "happier times"

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I love this next part. Like Drew Lachey is so cool, and so scary.

Later the next day, Drew ran into Matthew and his brother in the parking lot near the tour buses. Drew, obviously fearful of his marriage being destroyed, threatened Matthew. As he was being restrained by some roadies he screamed,

If you talk about this, I’ll bury you Matt! I’ll bury you Joey! I’m serious! I will hurt you!”

(I love how he's having sex with MATT'S GIRLFRIEND and threatening HIM)

Joey and Matthew Lawrence: threatened by Drew, and unable to sleep at night

Wonder if Nick would hurt him too? Or just BORE HIM TO DEATH.

The Lachey Brothers: Gangstas all the way

At Last! Nick Lachey Returns to Reality TV

His girlfriend, nagging bitch Vanessa Minnillo has reportedly been urging him to do it for a long time, and, now, Nick Lachey is giving reality TV another try. It's not because he's just been laying around the house since Newleyweds ended. Really.

Lachey, who rose to fame in Newlyweds with warbler Jessica Simpson, is re-teaming with MTV to produce an unscripted “reality show version of Fame.”
The pilot is being called Celebrity Music Mentor Project. I was able to get an advance copy of the entire season, so I will reveal some teasers!

Students will live in a big house that has Nick's music piped into every room. The music loudly plays 24-7! Nick can pop in any time he wants, and quiz them on the lyrics to his songs, and I'll tell you, it makes for alot of tension and anxiety! You'll even get to see Nick and Vanessa clowning around on the weekends, as he has her pretending she's a dog for the whole day!

Later, we'll witness a fight that ends up with him sleeping outside on the hard pavement

and of course, we'll watch him watch "the game"!

In the second episode, hilarity ensues when Nick paints the kitchen, but he has to wait for the primer to dry so we're just sitting there watching him stand there waiting for the primer to dry.

It is non-stop action, and you'll be crying with laughter. We will see Nick's struggle to promote his Christmas CD... when the holiday is nine months away

Also, the show will examine the darker, more painful side of fame as Nick struggles with his identity as a man trying to have a SOUL-O career. Will he have to face that it may never happen?

Also, we'll get to tag along as cameras follow Nick to promote Hot Wheels cars, and some of his daily errands. The most shocking is- who would have thought that Nick Lachey can go to Village Inn, and eat breakfast without being bothered?!

In the end, Nick will choose a winner to mentor and that winner gets to hang out with Nick for 1 year as Nick expertly guides them through the music business. Warning! SPOILER ALERT! The season cliff hanger will be when Vanessa comes in and says to Nick: "Baby boy, we need to sit down and talk. NOW." That will be hard to wait until the second season. The best part? It will be on three times a week!

In one episode, Vanessa doesn't bring home any dinner and Nick is forced to eat a bag of pretzels. I thought I'd never stop laughing.

Best episode: Share Nick's blind fury as he comes in at second place when James Taylor beats him as Blender Magazine's "The Biggest Wuss Ever" in music, with Dan Fogelberg coming in at 3rd. Sure he would win, Nick's tantrum has him wondering if his big break will ever come.


Whiny Little Bitch Nick Doesn't Want to Be At J.C. Penneys

HIS. PAIN. He is SO CORNY! His "smoldering hunk I'm a bad boy but I have a sensitive side so don't hurt me" routine was old a long time ago

Nick Lachey receives some easy cash when he's paid to to show up to events, however, according to a spy for the New York Post Page Six, he was complaining at the JC Penny's launch at Skylight. The source said:
"Nick was complaining the whole time he was there. He started whining, 'When can I get out of here?' and refusing to take photos." That's what he was paid to show up for, and he's lucky that anyone pays him to do anything.

HIS. POSES. "Look, I'm in a dusty pick-up truck. Can you smell my rugged sweat? I'm trying to look deep and insightful, but I just look like a jackass throwing a tantrum" (or, like I have to poop)

"Look at my tatoo! I'm a dangerous rebel"

"Men can feel pain too... look! I'm deeply hurt, yet so masculine.. do you see my tatoo?"

Look how intense my gaze is.. does it frighten you?

Ha! Ha! LIKE THIS BORING LOSER has ANYTHING better to do! Let me guess... he wanted to "watch the game." UGH, you poor thing, Nick. GET OVER YOURSELF, because everyone else on earth has! He's probably still worn out from the Hot Wheels Event he got paid $1,500.00 to go to! Or maybe he's worn out from all the concert tours he had to go on for his blockbuster last album, "SOUL-O" HaHaHahahahah!!!!! Oh, wait.. there was no concert tour, not even one, because they couldn't sell more than 144 tickets, and that was in his HOME TOWN
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So Tragic


Nick Lachey, trying to pretend it's cool for his career to be reduced to showing up at a HOT WHEELS party and be paid the paltry sum of $1,500.00

Nick and Vanessa's Pool Party




Vanessa Minnillo is still trying to force Nick Lachey into marrying her, but for now, the boring tramp enjoys attention by having a pool party this past Friday in El San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Here she cozies up to singer Peppa, pretending to talk to her when she sees the camera.

Nick's Hallo- Ween Costume


Nick Lachey's Hallo-WEEN costume was his ween in a box. Cute.

Boring Bitch Mad at Boring Nick



Vanessa Minillo is trying to force Nick Lachey, who carries a purse, into doing a reality show about "their love." OH GOD, will you stop with the reality shows already! Seriously, bitch, no one cares about your fake ass! No one wants to watch Nick watching a football game while you apply your make-up. GO AWAY!

Run, Nick, Run


Vanessa Minnillo is absolutely nobody, just like Jessica Simpson was nobody before she married Nick. Vanessa has a reputation for being a bitch, because she is one. That’s why she was fired by MTV and “Entertainment Tonight” – and apparently she’s bringing that same diva mentality to her relationship with Nick Lachey. She’s told him that he’s got to marry her by next year or she’s out the door. Big threat! Furthrmore, she refuses to sign a pre-nup. Pre-nup? Seriously, what's his net worth? Oh, yeah he got some millions from Jessica.

Here is poor, bloated, boring, jobless Nick enjoying having the life sucked out of him by this stupid, grinning, fake- baked, talentless bitch.

So. BORING.


Nick "I'm Just a Regular Guy" Lachey actually steps out of his house, probably to go buy batteries for his remote so that he can rewind the Cincinnati Reds Game he just watched.

Whose foot is that? It has to be his!