Shocking! O.J. Confesses, Blames Nicole For Her Own Death

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book about how he helped O.J. Simpson beat the murder rap. He also discusses how O.J. drunkenly confessed that he killed his wife.

The AP reports:

“He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.”

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

Well that settles it then! Nicole shouldn't have been holding a knife, because that insulted the Juice, and he couldn't help what he did.

Lennon's Killer Obsessed With Lindsay

John Lennon giving Chapman his autograph moments before Chapman gunned him down

Mark David Chapman, who has already served 27 years in jail for murdering Beatle John Lennon, is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, and has turned his cell into a shrine to Lindsay.
Chapman in prison in 2000

He has been writing to her, begging her to visit him at Attica State Prison in New York. Lindsay played the role of his girlfriend in the movie about Lennon's murder, Chapter 27.

Lindsay in her role as Jude, Chapman's girlfriend, in the movie Chapter 27

Chapman, 52, talks about nothing else but Lindsay. He has been diagnosed as psychotic and denied parole 4 times. He recently said:
"My mental illness is gone."

O.J. To Stand Trial

O.J. rushes home to take care of his kids and find the real killer


One of O.J.'s really cool fans

O.J. Simpson's lawyer said the aging murderer plans to spend the next two weeks in Miami "playing golf and taking care of the kids" (Ha! Ha! taking care of them by writing a book on exactly how he butchered their mom) before returning to a Nevada courtroom to be arraigned on kidnapping and armed robbery charges that could mean life in prison.

More than a decade after his acquittal on murder charges, Simpson was ordered Wednesday to stand trial on charges that he and armed accomplices staged an armed robbery of sports memorabilia dealers. Simpson said he wasn't surprised - and that he's counting on another jury to clear him.

"If I have any disappointment it's that I wish a jury was here," Simpson told The Associated Press before he left the courtroom. "As always, I rely on the jury system.

I'm Sure O.J. Meant No Harm...

O.J.'s preliminary hearing began today in Las Vegas. O.J. is wearing some corny glasses to make him appear smart and harmless. When the jury hears the tapes of his loud, ghetto ass they won't be fooled. O.J. says he's not the least bit worried. Of course he isn't! If you chop someones head off, butcher another dude, write a book about it, and you're still playing golf, you're doing okay. What's to worry about?

Catching Up With Karla, One of My Favorite Evil Killers

Child rapist, torturer and serial killer, Karla Homolka, has been released from prison after serving only 12 years for the murders of three teenage girls, including her 15-year-old sister, Tammy -- who she offered to her husband, Paul Bernardo, as a gift. It was Christmas Eve, and he wanted to rape her sister. She was okay with that, and stole some stuff from the Vet clinic she worked at to knock her out.

At first, there was some sympathy for Karla because she had been badly beaten and abused over a long period of time. But while she was serving her light twelve year sentence for the brutal torture, rape, and murder of these three young girls, video tapes of the crimes were discovered hidden in a house someone had just bought. The tapes showed Karla CLEARLY ENJOYING the rapes and torture. Though her husband was already a long time rapist before he met Karla, he had never killed anyone. Many believe that she was the true killer, as his sexual assaults filled her with a violent and jealous rage.

The first three photos are her victims, sister Tammy, Kristen French, who was abducted in a church parkinglot trying to give them directions, and Leslie Mahaffey, who was 14 and locked out of her house when she met Paul lurking in a bush.

In the playful "pool" photo, the killers, Paul Bernardo and Karla are on their honeymoon, "clowning around", less than TWO WEEKS after they murdered Kristen French. Karla has been free for almost two years, and has changed her name, gotten married, and had a son. Paul Bernardo is still in prison, and continuing his LIFE LONG OBSESSION with the "rapper" Vanilla Ice. I'm not kidding.

Karla gave one interview when she was released, saying that she was looking forward to having an iced cappucino, and that her parents had a beautiful relationship with her, even though she murdered her sister in their basement on Christmas Eve.