Showing posts with label Owen Wilson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Owen Wilson. Show all posts

Owen Chooses Strippers Over Kate


Owen Wilson has had no prob getting over annoying and demanding know-it-all, Kate Hudson. The NY Post reports that:

“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blonds. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

After the club, a big boobed version of Kate “spent some private time” with Owen in a VIP suite.
“If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least,” the buxom look-alike told us. “People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.”


Maniston: Free From Pain... For Now

Jennifer Aniston plays in the fake snow while shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson


Owen & Kate Break Up Again

Just a few weeks ago, Kate Hudson was bothering Owen Wilson while he was trying to sleep, and telling the world that they were ready to start a family. But The Butterscotch Beast isn't ready to settle down anytime soon, and Kate is known for being a demanding know-it-all. Besides, Owen doesn't want to give up his Hawaiian skinny dipping "sessions" with Woody Harrelson.

"It was a pretty bad break up," a friend of Wilson's told a US magazine.

"Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants
to put it behind him."

Owen Wilson Looks Like a Lesbian

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Kate Bothers Owen

Kate Hudson turned 29 on April 19th, and spent her birthday in Miami with Owen Wilson

Kate was crawling around on him, bugging him, and all he wanted to do was take a nap. Hey, drugs make you sleepy


Clingy, annoying Kate wears Owen out with her bossiness too


Meanwhile, earlier in the week back on the Boston set of Hudson’s movie-in-the-making “Bride Wars”, Kate was not impressed with a customized cake given to by the owner of the home being used for the movie.

A source told the New York Daily News: “I saw the cake. It was weird, in the shape of a woman/snake/lizard kneeling. The company who made it applied a photo of Kate’s head to the cake - it looks like something they probably got from Us magazine.”

The insider added, “Kate accepted the cake , but didn’t eat it. It was found under some crew jackets and garbage when the crew was wrapping up.”

Kate Hudson Has Horrible Taste in Men

"I need to find that 18-year-old in me again, who was way more adventurous when it came to kissing boys," Kate Hudson announced.
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"I would love nothing more than to have a good, honest make out sesh, but I find it really hard because I'm a mom."

Ryder, 4, is an absolute doll despite his dad being Chris Robinson.

A "make-out SESH?" Cool. Um, grow up, you're almost thirty. Your ex insisted on threesomes with groupies and now you think having a baby with unstable druggie Owen is a great idea? Please.
"Any guy I ever meet is always going to come second to my son," Kate, 28, giggled. "And you get to weed out the boys from the men. You definitely know which ones are the boys."

So far, it seems Owen Wilson is her choice. Great father material, a drug addict who recently tried to commit suicide. The pair were spotted on an Easter day bike ride with Ryder.

Kate and Owen at the movies 2 weeks ago

"I'm a mom and that's my first priority," said Hudson. "I can't wait to have more. I'm at that place when I'm ready to have another one and Chris and I are not together. I'm like, 'Oh no! Uh-oh! I'm ready."

If being a mom is your first priority, maybe you should CUT YOUR SON'S HAIR, and take a bath while you're at it.

Kate and Owen's Movie Date

Kate and Owen were seen on a recent movie date

and, leaving a hotel together

and men everywhere are talking about Kate's great ass in this scene from her latest horrible movie, Bride Wars

But let's not get too excited, okay? Because this is what she really looks like:




Woody and Owen's Really Gay Miami Weekend

I'm not even saying they're gay gay, but what grown men act like this? Woody is 46 and Owen is 39 and they are skinny dipping together? I mean sick

I don't care if Woody is a "free spirit," is this really necessary?

The BFF's took in a tennis match, but suddenly were overcome by the scorching Miami heat

At least Owen had the good sense to keep his shorts on, but Woody was clearly disappointed

Kate Hudson Ready For A Baby.. With Owen Wilson


Kate is looking for an apartment in New York City, and has been trying to persuade Owen Wilson to move in with her and start a family. Because nothing says Father Knows Best like a recent attempted suicide and a lil' drug addiction. Sounds like a plan, Kate. Hey, you're really smart.