Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Paris Hilton Has a Hard Life
Wonky eye wore this CORNY plastic flower garland while out on the town in NYC last week. UGHHHHHHHHH
Multi talented Paris Hilton is pitching a show to networks which would feature a panel of ridiculous slut celebrities whining about how hard it is to be THEM. The show, to be called "Dumb Slut Chit Chat", would include such riveting topics as how horrible the paparazzi are, how to handle rude fans, and, of course, the ever present dangers of STD's. The Chicago Sun Times reports:
Multi talented Paris Hilton is pitching a show to networks which would feature a panel of ridiculous slut celebrities whining about how hard it is to be THEM. The show, to be called "Dumb Slut Chit Chat", would include such riveting topics as how horrible the paparazzi are, how to handle rude fans, and, of course, the ever present dangers of STD's. The Chicago Sun Times reports:
Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling -- as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ''The Simple Life'' co-star, Nicole Richie -- together in one big two-hour special sharing ''their side'' of what it's like to be them.That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.
She's So Ugly
Well I guess I haven't posted a pic of this big bony manly tramp for awhile. Nothing like being a really ugly freak and then going around with a big picture of yourself on your shirt. UGH!!!!!!!!!!
Tattlebits
I seriously can't believe the depths of her ugliness
Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)
Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie
The most beautiful woman in the world!
Arnold is smokin' hot
espesh his brows!
John Mayer still has a huge head
Brit looking too happy yesterday
Lindsay and her man last night
Amy smells herself
One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa
Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"
Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED
I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie
Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?
Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson
Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed
So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death
Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!
Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils
Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)
Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie
The most beautiful woman in the world!
Arnold is smokin' hot
espesh his brows!
John Mayer still has a huge head
Brit looking too happy yesterday
Lindsay and her man last night
Amy smells herself
One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa
Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"
Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED
I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie
Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?
Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson
Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed
So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death
Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!
Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils
Wonkey Eye Will Be With Benji FOREVER
Paris Hilton was on The Late Show last night for the first time since David Letterman gave her a hard time about her jail experience. This time Dave wasn’t any easier on Paris and openly mocked her, her upcoming reality show and the latest products she’s endorsing, like her fake hair clips. She wasn't listening, and kept her fake smile on the entire time. Unfortunately, Dave couldn't get her to cry this time.
On her reality show
Paris said she will be staying in the house with the contestants on her “Paris Hilton’s my new best friend” MTV reality show, and Dave said “you’re going to be staying in the house with these common people for six week?” and she answered “I’m excited.” The contestants will be traveling around to Vegas and Japan and having "competitions."
Dave asked “You don’t actually believe that the person who wins will want to be your best friend, do you?” and she said that Nicole Richie has been her best friend since they were two, so she’s her number one best friend, but that she’s looking forward to meeting new people. (Nicole Richie can't stand her)
Dave joked “I envision…. the show has wrapped, you have a 20 minute party, you hop in the limo and bang you’re gone.”
“No, I will be friends with them," Wonkey said, and you know she meant it!
On wanting to be Nicole Richie’s sister in law
Dave asked Paris if she would like a baby like Nicole Richie and she said “definitely” that she wanted a family.
Dave said he heard that the father of Nicole’s baby is the brother of Paris’ boyfriend and she said “they’re twins… we’re like sisters and they’re twins so it works out well.” Yeah, you keep saying that, but she has no interest in seeing you at all, ever.
Dave asked “Can you imagine if everyone got married and had kids and this were a family and stuff, you two would be sister in laws. Do you talk about that?”
“Yeah we do talk about it.” Then Paris launched into her Benji mantra: “I’m so happy, I’m so in love, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life…I know I will be with Benji FOREVER.... blah blah”
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Uglier Every Single Day
Oh, oh Paris, you forgot your bronzer! Love your wonkey eye and your hook nose. Please stop posing, and "endorsing" things! You're ugly and no one wants to buy anything you have or endorse!
Before you left the house, what did you do, just dip your entire body in a bucket of grease and glitter? You're gross.
OMG I want some of your fake clip in hair so bad! Espesh if it looks all greasy like yours!
Before you left the house, what did you do, just dip your entire body in a bucket of grease and glitter? You're gross.
OMG I want some of your fake clip in hair so bad! Espesh if it looks all greasy like yours!
Paris Wears Gigantic Old Lady Underwear
The back seat of Paris Hilton's car reveals: acne cream, what size NINE underwear?? Who are they for, Benji? Her grandma? Seriously, I wore a size 9 when I was pregnant, and I was huge!
NICE. KNEES.
Acne kit? Definitely hers
50 truths worth knowing? OH PLEASE. Well we know that book doesn't belong to Paris
Quote of the Day
"I knew she was like.. wife material from the first time I met her." Benji Madden on his huge footed girlfriend Paris
Beyonce Pregnant
The pitter patter of big ugly feet?
Beyonce is supposedly pregnant, which is why the rush to suddenly get married. And looks like Paris Wonkey Eye Hilton's career is on fire, as she graced the cover of Short Cuts magazine
Beyonce is supposedly pregnant, which is why the rush to suddenly get married. And looks like Paris Wonkey Eye Hilton's career is on fire, as she graced the cover of Short Cuts magazine
Sickest Quote Ever
"I have a lot of businesses I run. Everything is so successful so it feels really great and I’d rather be working than doing anything else."
Paris: Blacklisted in Russia!
Paris managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel after she wrote in marker all over the walls. This banana nosed bitch really needs to grow up. She might want to also look into a new saying.
The hotel heiress, 27, wrote 'Paris is Hot ! Moscow 2008' in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital.
Bosses at the hotel were unimpressed - and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, "Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list."
Ugly Man Hands in Russia
Paris Thinks Kim Kardashian is Gross and Disgusting
Nice feet and wonk
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Paris's feet grow bigger each day. Soon, she will be strapping the shoe boxes to her feet and wearing those.
So dainty and smooth
On a radio show this morning, Paris was asked if she would rather have Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim Kardashian's ass.
On Kim Kardashian's ass:
"I would not want that, that's gross. It's disgusting."..."It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag."On Jessica Simpson's breasts:
"I like how mine are. (How I have none) I don't like big boobs, I think they're too... big."But! She loves her wonky eye and MAN HANDS!
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