Frances Bean Grows Up (Sort of)

Frances Bean Cobain daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, is a spoiled brat and pretty freaky. Wow, what a shock...

Most magazine interns fetch coffee, run errands for editors and do some actual work - but maybe not Frances Bean Cobain. The 15-year-old daughter of Courtney Love and Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain is the new summer aide at Rolling Stone. Insiders say “she doesn’t get coffee for anyone . . . calls in sick all the time and wears funny outfits.” A Rolling Stone rep denied the story, telling Page Six, “She’s a great girl, and we’re thrilled to have her.”

What does Frances aspire to be?
"I want to be sublimely happy. I want to be able to live in a way that isn't too hectic. Calm. And I want those around me to be sublimely happy as well.

"But," she continues, her big green-blue-yellow-purple-orange-gray eyes widening, "I'm really scared to hit adulthood because if everything is this hectic and I'm only 15 years old, what the hell is going to happen when I'm 22?"

Cherry Kookoo

Courtney Love finally explains her behavior on her blog:

just want to thank all you supportive lovely people and thank you for putting up with my kookoo bananas alter ego should; we give her a name?

should we give my alter ego a name? hmnmmmm Cherry! “Cherry kookoo” so if /when im overcome and blog again which i wont do i took a picture of a friend looking at me rather sternly to remind me not to- well know it was Cherry Kookoo, but i think I’ve killed her off.
back to my shopping basket! Your support means the world to me i read every comment!
rock on

Courtney: Ciggies for Her Strep Throat

Courtney Love checked in to Cedars Sinai at around 3:00 AM Friday morning after allegedly complaining about throat and chest pains. Love's rep confirms she was diagnosed with strep throat and then sent on her way. Courtney then stopped by a gas station on the way home to pick up a pack of smokes and some tabloids.

Courtney's Hot New Man

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Courtney Love was out with British comedian Noel Fielding, star of the comedy show, The Mighty Boosh. I'll bet that's REALLY FUNNY. Anyway, she's plotting a move to England and went over to London and partied at The Groucho Club and Soho House to party with Noel.

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Courtney's finger is still very brown. I understand that perhaps that is not her biggest problem, although it is a mystery that weighs heavily on my mind.

Courtney Banned From Flight

My friend Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in the airport. BIG DEAL.

Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter. They made some big thing like I’m a f*cking terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.”

Courtney Loves Her Drugs

Remember when Courtney Love was fat?

Courtney was in London at the clubs last night

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Her pointer finger was brown

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I don't know what would cause her finger to be brown and maybe I don't want to know

She sure carries lots of pills with her

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That really is gross, her brown finger

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Courtney To The Rescue!

Junkie Courtney Love, 43, said Britney should go to counselor Warren Boyd, who helped stars including Mel Gibson and Whitney Houston beat addictions.
She said Brit, 26 — who shaved her head last year — could make a comeback, but added: “She’s got to get a better hair weave.”

Courtney, I'm sure she'd appreciate your advice, but typical street drugs are not her main problem.. she's crazy.

Kurt Cobain Buys a Mansion

Somebody used dead rocker Kurt Cobain’s social security number to buy a $3.2 million house.

Courtney Love revealed that identity thieves had also set up 188 credit cards in her name.
News of the 3 million mansion emerged yesterday — despite Courtney, 43, admitting she knew that fraud was going on five years ago.

This week Courtney, 43, met cops in Van Nuys to give them details of a probe by forensic accountants which discovered 16 million missing. Checks had been stolen and cars bought by the clever thieves.
She told The Sun: “I knew it had been going on since when I went cuckoo — bananas." Bananas? Which time?

Was it that time you let that stranger lick your boob at The Burger King?

We know it wasn't when you were fat

"It was fraud after fraud. But nobody believed me until now. Hmmm... why not?? I did a check on my deceased husband’s social security number and he has a house in New Brunswick, New Jersey. He bought it last year."
"If it was him he should get his a** back home," she laughed.
(Or maybe she "chortled.." I always love a good chortle).

Kurt's estate still earns 12 million every year, with most going into a trust fund for their daughter Frances Bean, now 14.
Courtney believes it is one of the biggest ID theft cases in US history. She said she had high hopes of bringing the crooks to justice, adding: “I know who they are."
Let me guess who it is.. Dave Grohl, right?

“Taking a child’s money and future is a really horrible thing, and taking money that I could use for drugs is an even worse thing."
Kurt and Courtney's wedding photo

Frances Bean was one when Kurt shot himself





he died from a gunshot wound to the head in this carriage house above the garage


Courtney arrived shortly after the electrician found Kurt's body

He left this suicide note, saying Francis would be much happier without him

Transcription of Kurt's suicide note

Nicole's Shiny Head Flips Courtney Out

That's quite an accomplishment, to be able to flip out Courtney Love, and who would have thought that it would only take something like Nicole Kidman's gigantic, motionless, poison filled forehed to do it?

"Kidman as anyone knows and me are not bffs by any stretch, and her forehead is way too shiny it flips me out-"
...Courtney Love blogs at the Oscars

Somebody's Hittin' The Crack Pipe Too Hard

Francis Bean and Courtney

Francis Bean Cobain

Francis with mom, Courtney Love, and dad at MTV Awards




Fancis Bean Cobain, 15, was just a year old when her father, Kurt Cobain, committed suicide. She says:
"I get it, I really do," she says, "but at the same time it's creepy. These people are fascinated by me, but I haven't done anything. If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know me, but I'm not my parents, People need to wait until I've done something valid with my life."
TAKE NOTE, Rumer Willis, you hideous freak!