Showing posts with label Dina Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dina Lohan. Show all posts

Lohans Attacked Again!

Lindsay went to the hospital on Thursday, and first said it was for a visit to a friend, Dina now claims that it was “because she was having an asthma attack.”

“She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe,” Dina told People magazine. “She was afraid to go the hospital because the paparazzi were gonna write about it. She was sick.” Um... paparazzi don't write about anything, dumbass. They take pictures.

“If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad,” Dina adds. Yes you are all very sad, that's true. SHUT UP.

No, STFU. Yeah, she had an asthma attack, oh you poor, misunderstood, unfortunate, innocents, with the world attacking you all the time!
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The Lohans in Manhatten

Ali Lohan thinks she's cool with her UGGly boots and $1,850.00 purse

Dina looks like a beat down tranny wearing a barbecue grill cover as a shirt. UGH

Lindsay was carrying a snake skin Dolce and Gabbana purse, so ugly

Little brother Cody
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Dina Thinks She's J. Lo Instead of Oprah Now, And Ali Lohan Has To Be Home Schooled Because No One Likes Her

In the pilot episode of Living Lohan, Dina will sicken you with spine chilling statements such as:
"People are just idiots! I'm looking for idiots talking trash."
"I'm like a lion who must protect her cubs!"
"It's a big game of chess and it's our move. Bring it on!!!"
The NY Post reports that Dina recently went out to party, leaving Ali and Cody alone in the house, which caught fire.
Dina is such a freakkkkk!!!!! She said: "Ali loves "this business" and UNFORTUNATELY, I have to manage her." (even though she can't do anything)

"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube," Ali told People. "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
School authorities were notified, the 14-year-old adds, "and the students got suspended."

Such problems are a thing of the past, now that the eighth-grader is being home-schooled to accommodate her work and travel schedule.

"You learn so much more – it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems," she says. "No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier. I don't think it's because my mom and sister are whores, I think they are all jealous of me because I'm so pretty and talented," she bragged.

A clip from the show. Dina talks like a MAN and she can't move her BUSTED face AT ALL, and she thinks she's SO COOL, easily the most sickening bitch ever to be on TV
And, finally, Dina thinks Lindsay is too big of a star to be on their show. Um.... she said

“I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes."

WHAT CAREER? Stealing? Because all she does is steal and wear shiny tight leggings, oh, and she does lesbian stuff. That's her career.

However, Dina thinks reality TV is good enough for JLo. She told Radar, “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it's just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”


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Living Lohan Clip

OMG!
Ali: "I think fame will happen much quicker for me." (than it did Lindsay)
Dina: (when Ali refuses to sing some song) "That can't happen! This is money!"
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I've Never Been THIS Excited For a Show Before


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Tattlebits

I seriously can't believe the depths of her ugliness

Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)
Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie
The most beautiful woman in the world!
Arnold is smokin' hot
espesh his brows!
John Mayer still has a huge head

Brit looking too happy yesterday

Lindsay and her man last night

Amy smells herself


 One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa

Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"

Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED

I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie

Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?
Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson
Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed

So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death

Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!
Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils

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O.K. After This, I Promise I'll Stop

Dina Lohan responds to her cruel ex-husband! (See stories below)
"I'm getting nervous. I have a restraining order on him until 2011, but he doesn't honor it! Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."

Wow, that's too bad. Gee.. I hope he doesn't hurt Dina or Lindsay, that would be a real tragedy. And all this time, I thought he was on a mission to serve God, I had no idea he felt so much animosity towards Dina, poor thing.
Dina shows off her new man
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Dina's Ex: "That Nasty Bitch Deserves an Award Alright!"


Oh, dear! It seems Michael Lohan doesn't feel Dina was deserving of her "TOP MOM" honor. He angrily told Page Six:

"Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence, and snorts coke like a maniac. Just wait until we go back to court. "She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, f**k,' when she saw the paparazzi... that nasty bitch deserves an award alright! Give me a break!"
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Dina: "MyEx Husband is Jealous of Me!"


"He's infantile! He's jealous of my award! He even tried to talk the mingling mom's out of giving it to me!" Dina said, her nose dripping with cocaine snot.
The unfortunate looking Ali Lohan, who attended an event with her mom to fight teen pregnancy
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I Told You It Was True!


Many of my readers thought I made up the Dina Lohan Mother of the year thing, and here's your proof!
and I will say, she does look rather angelic here, doesn't she?
She was awarded with a six dollar plaque, but the Mingling Mom's, a bunch of silly trash, were mad that the media kept shouting, "WHY?! Why Dina Lohan?!", and ruined their ceremony.
Dina even flared her nostrils to prove she didn't have coke in them
Newsday asked the wrinkly ol' cokehead what kind of advice she gives to Lindsay, and everyone became silent, because they couldn't WAIT to hear.
Dina then grabbed her old haggard mom by the neck and was heard saying, "Smile, you old bitch, and remember what I told you to say! Don't make me mad or you won't get your groceries this week!"
She told Newsday:
"I tell her to stay honest, and to always be morally correct. I tell her if she sees a mink coat she wants, to just take it. And to always wear plenty of orange tanner smeared all over her face, especially in between her eyes. I say listen to me, I'm your mother, and can I get some more money, because my last coke shipment was a little pricey."
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Dina To Be Honored as Mother of the Year


This is true. Dina Lohan was named one of the "top 20 long island mother's" of the year by Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers, and will be given her award at a ceremony on Tuesday. Runner up was Amy Fisher's mom, and 3rd place was Leah Remini, who is the proud mother of the four year old who still poops her pants.
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Dina Lohan Flies First Class, But Poops in Coach

Dina Lohan went cocaine crazy on her assistant in the JFK baggage claim last weekend. Dina, who was flying back from LAX with her no talent daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag, yelled, "Get it together!! You must have left your brain on the flight. Time for a new assistant! You're my assistant and that's my bag. How hard is it?! You should know this!"
And, just like a dog, lovely Dina won't poop were she eats, as she put the stank on the bathroom in coach, while she was flying first class, much to the delight of all the coach flying passengers.
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Lindsay's Dad: "White Oprah is Bent on an Evil Path"

Lindsay Lohan's dad took some time off from spreading the gospel word so that he could talk to the NY Daily News. He says Lindsay hasn't bothered to see her grandmother since she was in a serious car accident last month, and that's the reason he's reopening his divorce case with ex-wife Dina.

"I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them," Michael Lohan told The News.

"But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children. How old are these brats again? All old enough to decide who they want to see.

"Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven't seen my children.

Dina told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she's okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.

"My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him."

Michael is praying for his ex-wife, White Oprah


Michael says he's also suing his ex over her upcoming reality show, "Living Lohan," slotted to air this summer on the E! channel. "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title."

"I would never get back together with her. She's bent on an evil path."

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Isn't She Pretty

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Dina Lohan: Saintly Soul Sister

The amazing Dina Lohan has begun filming on her REALITY show, and we are privileged to spend a TYPICAL day with this regular mom. Coked up Dina, the self proclaimed White Oprah, first treats us to her picking up her grandmother, (and, apparently, borrowing her grandmother's blouse to wear too), and taking her to a dance class in Harlem:

Also, IF THIS IS her "grandmother", you know she hasn't seen the poor old lady in years. They stop off to help out at the emergency food pantry
and everyone in Harlem is so happy to see her, because she comes there all the time to volunteer her whoreishness and stuff
Dina busts a move to Play that Funky Music, and instead of singing "white boy", to honor their idol, everyone sings "white Oprah" in that part

Dina is overcome by emotions ranging from the depth of her soul sister roots to her pride in being a true part of the black community. It's NOT BECAUSE SHE'S BEING FILMED, remember, this is REAL
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