The amazing Dina Lohan has begun filming on her REALITY show, and we are privileged to spend a TYPICAL day with this regular mom. Coked up Dina, the self proclaimed White Oprah, first treats us to her picking up her grandmother, (and, apparently, borrowing her grandmother's blouse to wear too), and taking her to a dance class in Harlem:
and everyone in Harlem is so happy to see her, because she comes there all the time to volunteer her whoreishness and stuff
Dina busts a move to Play that Funky Music, and instead of singing "white boy", to honor their idol, everyone sings "white Oprah" in that part
Dina is overcome by emotions ranging from the depth of her soul sister roots to her pride in being a true part of the black community. It's NOT BECAUSE SHE'S BEING FILMED, remember, this is REAL