Clooney said that he was held at gunpoint by child soldiers and mugged on a recent U.N. trip to the Sudan. According to George, "There were all these young kids with AK47s." He went on to say, "They pointed guns at us and stole what they could. It happens all the time."
Maybe you should stay out of the Sudan then, worm. Too bad they didn't cut your tongue out so we wouldn't have to listen to your stupid, self serving stories anymore.