Big Night Out

The "stars" were at The Costume Institute Gala Event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Tuesday night.. J.Lo.. still not over herself



A pigeon toed George Clooney and Julia Roberts



WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make eye contact!!

This retarded "If I don't smile I look really cool " thing is getting SO OLD, but Fergie is ugly anyway

Scary Kate is such a troll!!

Christina Ricci

Old bitch Posh

Tom actually looks good

Minibits

Benji in London with Man Hands

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Scary Kate Olsen is hideous

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Fun Flashback: the two biggest freaks on earth

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Nicolas Cage's son is hot

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Lindsay Oldhan

Hilary Swank has no eyebrows

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Jenna Jameson: So much botox in her face, she has to pry her mouth open with her hands to be able to eat

Sexy Heidi Montag flashes the paparazzi

Hot New Couple Alert!

Her boyfriend, Heath Ledger overdosed just over a month ago, but Scary-Kate Olsen is ready to move on and dating "Italian Playboy", Lapo Elkann . Famous for being the heir to the $7.3 billion Fiat fortune, Elkann also spent three months in a coma after a cocaine and heroin overdose in the home of a transsexual in 2005.

Hugh Hefner Needs To Go Back to Bed.. and Stay There

If we needed absolute proof that Hugh Hefner has completely lost what was left of his 82 year old mind, he wants The Olsen Trolls to pose for Playboy.
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.




"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star. I'm not a young man, but has anyone seen them lately? Hugh wanting Lindsay to recreate another Marilyn photo shoot is just as ridiculous. He needs to go back to bed, eat his thin soup and make Holly watch another silent movie because his judgment is obviously long gone.








You know, I can understand why they WERE every young mans fantasy. They didn't become ugly in the way of most child stars, where they are cute for a minute then instantly mutated. They made themselves ugly with bad choices. Choices like drugs, not eating, not bathing and washing or BRUSHING their hair, and their horrible homeless hooker rags. They even have bad breath!

I had forgotten how cute they were, and could still be.

Who Wore Them Best? Gigantic Glasses Edition

Charles Nelson Reilly, Scary Kate Olsen, Carrie the Old Navy lady and Sarah kate Boyce

The Olsen Sisters Are Filthy Trolls With Bad Breath (and they hate eachother)

Not a "Kidney Infection"

That's what you will hear she has been admitted into the hospital for.. a kidney infection. It was an emergency intervention. LOOK at her.

Scary Kate Rushed to The Hospital!

Scary Kate was rushed to the hospital emergency room yesterday, when she fell from her shoes. Okay, not really, where it was determined she had a "kidney infection", (brought on by too much cocaine use). They didn't say that but duh. She's recovering fine, (Yes, she looks very healthy) and might want to look into this thing called FOOD.

Scary Kate Olsen Wears $274,000.00 Worth of Jewelry and She's Still Ugly