The Tattlebuzz: Justin Timberlake

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Asshole Thinks This is Something to Brag About

“It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before.

Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen. We just kind of didn’t care. We kind of still don’t.”

OH BOO HOO, NICE BOOTS

"I have OCD mixed with ADD. YOU try living with that. It's complicated." ... Justin Timberlake, who thinks that wearing old rotten boots make him appear cool

Last night during a promotional performance Madonna spent almost every
second of their song Four Minutes bumping and grinding
against Justin Timberlake, even though she's old enough to be his grandma.

Justin is a freak too, and they both looked like idiots

Madonna performed six songs for around
2,000 people at New York City's Roseland Ballroom
at one point stopping to guzzle champagne
from the bottle. She pinned Justin against the
wall. She's 50, and I don't care how much she
exercises, she looks gross.

Oh, and their song sucks.

So Ugly. So Fake.

The fakest couple since George Clooney and that slut, the highly overrated Justin I Think I'm Fly Timberlake and Jessica Oh My Pain Biel, step out for a photo op night on the town. UGHHHHH!!! HER. FACE. as she basks in the intensity of Justin's love.

Justin Calls Britney

According to Twist magazine, Justin was worried about Britney’s health, and called Britney’s dad Jamie , as Jamie was dining with Britney at the Katsuya restaurant. Britney asked her dad “Are you sure he wants to talk to me?”

“She was very excited and shaking,” said a witness.
Justin was high and slurring his words, and that turned Brit on even more. She hasn't had a boyfriend in such a long time! Justin asked how she was, and when she said she was okay, he laughed and hung up the phone. Choking back tears, Brit ordered another dessert, and told Jamie, "That's why we aren't together. He's so childish." Not all "growed up" like her.

Justin Makes Madonna's Hall of Fame Night All About Him

Madonna looks much older than 49, especially considering how she takes care of herself. She's overdone the exercise obviously, resulting in a really hard look. I think she chose Iggy to perform her songs because she thought she'd look youthful standing next to him. (It didn't work)

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony last night, and decided that his speech was the perfect venue to make fun of ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. It was inappropriate,because this was Madonna's night, not about him or Britney. It wasn't funny either.

"She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience” Timberlake said. “Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."

Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, "The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple."

Like he should talk about a "wannabe." He has long struggled to be seen as "black, soulful, a serious artist." He never will be. Since when did Britney try to be Madonna?

Justin and Madonna need to get over themselves. And who are the other Madonna wannabe's he might have dated? I love how he was supposed to talk about Madonna and her career and instead he talked about himself and made fun of Britney, who is mentally ill. Now it's my job to make fun of her, but he was supposed to love her once, and at the very least, be her friend He has known her all his life. This new thing he's on where he's trying to appear "funny" and "likable" isn't working
Why does Justin make fun of anyone when he came from
1. a hillbilly background 2. The Mickey Mouse Club 3. A corny boy band 4. His real hair is an afro

Papa Spears Reaches Out to Justin and K-Fat

Desperate Jamie Spears, wanting to help his daughter, called Justin Timberlake and asked if they might go for a walk together. Justin was annoyed, and wondered what the old fool wanted, but finally agreed to go, as long as Britney was nowhere near. Jamie then begged Justin Timberlake to perform a series of concerts with the bloated Britney, but Justin said it wasn't possible because he was way too cool at this point.

He reminded Jamie that it was he, and he alone, who was responsible for bringing sexy back. Justin told Jamie that maybe he could get Aaron Carter, the pimple ridden freak brother of Backstreet Boy Nick to do a duet with her. Jamie just shook his head in sadness.
"We come from the same backwoods roots, boy," Jamie said, his voice choking with tears.
"I dun counted on you to help up my here dotter, but you dun let me down, and I won't soon fergit it."

Jamie was so upset that he called K-Fat to ask him to go out for a round of golf. Once Jamie promised he would bring a few dozen Krispy Kremes, K-Fat readily agreed.

They were overheard on the golf course discussing the aging "POP TART" and K-Fat even gave Jamie a big bear hug for seeing to it that Britney wore her underwear every day.
"That thare job alone is werth da $25 hundie a week I get, boy," Jamie told Kevin.
Kevin replied, "You aint just a kiddin', Daddy Spears! That thare gurl a yorn is a handful!"

Just then, the friendly pair heard the sound of beat boxing. It was Justin coming towards them! "Hey, homies! Mind if I hit a few?" he yelled.
"STOP RIGHT THARE, BOY!" Jamie yelled his face red with fury. "I reckon you better turn N' hightail it outta here! This here is a private golf game!" Jamie said, swallowing hard and fighting back tears. "I dun knowed you since you was a young'n but after wut you dun I don't want ta be knowin' you no more!"

Kevin was uncomfortable, and wanted the J man to stay, because he had promised to go a few rounds of beat boxing with him sometime. But he knew this wasn't going to be the time.
Justin was raging inside, not wanting to be made a fool in front of K-Fat, so to hide his shame, he started break dancing right there on the golf course. The three caused quite a scene, but Justin finally left, loudly singing "What goes around comes around", as if to warn Jamie for embarrassing him. Though the men in Brit's life were badly shaken at first, they soon went back to their golf game, promising to meet again real soon.

Oh, it doesn't end there. That night, Jamie couldn't sleep, his mind spinning with Justin's hateful words. Aaron Carter... Aaron Carter.... That's what he'd do! He'd go see that Carter boy and insist that he help Brit. His little girl deserved another chance, and he was going to give it to her.

Jamie arrived early in the morning at the house of Carter, and told his plan to Aaron. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Why ME?" he laughed, and before he could say another word, Jamie exploded in a blind rage and grabbed the pimple faced teen by the throat..

Oh, it's gonna happen, ya HEAR?" he bellowed. "You and ma gurl up thare on that stage singin a perty duet!" and it dang well better be a blockbuster hit too, or I'm comin' for ya, punk!"

"But Jamie!" Aaron sputtered, unable to breathe. "I aint got no career! I just got popped by the man fer havin' drugs! ".. Jamie didn't hear Aaron's pleas, though. Thoughts of his sweet baby girl filled his mind with sadness and urgency.

After dragging Aaron out to the car, Jamie felt an eerie calm wash over him. "We aint movin' from this here car till you say you'll sing with my baba gurl." Aaron finally agreed.

Britney wondered where Daddy was. He'd been gone for such a long time, and she wanted to show him her style she'd chosen today, the big ugly sunglasses with the blouse 3 sizes too small.

Just how much of this story is true? Jamie did, in fact, call and beg Justin to do a series of concerts with Britney. and Justin was firm in his response that it would never happen. Daddy Spears did call K-Fat for a round of golf. The rest I made up. I couldn't resist.

OMG GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!

Justin Timberlake is developing a comedy for NBC entitled “My Problem With Women.” The show will center around a bachelor named J.T. who’s having trouble finding time to watch tv in between f**king eight women a day. Okay I'm going to be sick. His "problem with women" is that he's GAY, and a raging ass. I've got 7 words for you: hillbilly trash had sex with Lou Perlman.

Kate is a Slut

Kate Hudson's recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson.

Owen's in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston.

Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the subject of intense pregnancy rumors until she shut everyone up by wearing a bikini.
Kate just had sex with Justin Timberlake a few times but needed to "move on". hmmm wonder why? He's so good looking

hahahahah!!!!!!!!

Please. Close Your Legs.

In depth interview with Madonna:

On working with Justin Timberlake: "I really enjoy writing with Justin...(Because he's such a little bitch) We had psychoanalytic sessions whenever we wrote songs first. We'd sit down and we'd start talking about situations. And then we'd start talking about issues or problems(and then we'd solve them all because we are so much better than anyone else we know) or relationships with people. (Because you're both so deep and introspective.) That was the only way, because you know, writing together with somebody is very intimate...that was fun, because he's open and he's got talent. He's a songwriter. I haven't worked with a lot of songwriters where I'm instantly connected and start riffing(because you're such a gifted guitar player!) and playing with the rhythm of the words. He's as interested in the rhythm of the words as the meaning of the words."

On adopting her son David: "He wouldn't have lived if I hadn't taken him. It's not even a possibility." (So he owes me big time. That brat better never give me any trouble, because I'm Madonna, and he needs to know that)

On gaining perspective: "We live very comfortable lives, and unfortunately, we have to have our noses rubbed in other people's pain and suffering(and I really don't want to see all that, especially fat people, I hate them, I really do. They put me in the worst mood) to realize how much we have and how much we have to be grateful for.

On bringing daughter Lourdes with her to Malawi: "She spent several weeks working in the orphanages, particularly one with newborn children, and most of them were HIV-positive. She so came into her own and was so responsible and stayed for eight hours every day and worked tirelessly. I thought, why am I babying her so much? She's capable of so much more. We don't let kids do anything.(I won't let her get her eyebrows waxed until she's 18, because I think beauty is only skin deep. Besides, I don't want her looking better than me. I've never had anything done to my face, I'm all natural, so she should be too) We think, Oh, they're kids -- they can't take care of other kids; they can't do this; they can't do that. And after you go to Africa, you drop all that silliness.
Poor Lourdes suffers from giant dandruff flakes, and werewolf syndrome!

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Madonna is a Bitch Who Hates Fat People

Another reason to hate that bitch Madonna. Hollywood Headache reports that after fans stood in line for hours waiting for her to sign all the Madonna crap they bought after sweating at one of her concerts for hours (because bitch doesn't allow air conditioning,) when she saw some overweight girls:

Madonna’s people turned the two girls away. “We’re sorry,” they said, “Madonna only likes to be surrounded by fit, healthy people.” The girls asked what that meant and the people told them, “She doesn’t like to be around over-weight people. It puts her in a bad mood. It’s unhealthy.”
You know what puts me in a bad mood? Unibrows.

Her new song with Justin Timberlake is horrible, like school marching band techno crap. Madonna has hands and arms like a 87 year old man. The two of them together suck every ounce of oxegyn out of a room because THEY ARE SO COOL. OMG they're both so ugly and sickening. Madonna can't act, can't sing,and is an UGLY BITCH. Justin is gay and has pubic hairs smeared all over his little bitch face. Let's not forget how he bawled like a baby and called his mommy when he thought the IRS were at his house on Pun'kd. Two of the biggest losers ever.

Kate Goes After That Bitch on The View's Dorky Husband

Kate Hudson is after Justin Timberlake,who thinks he's funny and he's not, and has a potato in his briefs

even though he has a beard made of pubes

and he's a gigantic ass. She's “texting him nonstop” according to one source.

Kate’s also recently been seen at ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson’s house. And then there’s the married guys. The New York Daily News writes:

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck was at L.A. nightspot Teddy’s, and she wanted him. Bad. She even showed up two days later on the set of a commercial he was shooting, hanging all over him.
They are both such dorks

Kate recently said "You shouldn't get married if you think it will be a fairytale."

I want my marital advice from Kate Hudson! Her gross husband Chris insisted on threesomes with groupies, and Kate went along with this for their entire marriage. They were often seen in hotels with his groupies. Oh my god, IMAGINE how gross a "Chris Robinson groupie" is. Kate's mom Goldie continues to delude herself that "every man cheats, and it is okay" because Kurt Russell is always seen coming out of Taiiwan massage parlors.
“Tim was courteous about meeting her, but he is a very faithful husband,” says a pal, who notes that he is married to that childish, know-it-all bitch on “The View” Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Oh, I LOVE this. Please. Please break up Hasselcrack's marriage! She thinks she's so cool!

Here's who I want to cheat:

I want Ashton to be caught in bed with Lindsay. I'm so tired of Demeeeeeee telling everyone she can about how "Oh...we've been practicing sex so much hee hee, and I can't complain abut "practicing" with him." PRACTICING? She's almost 50. Grow up, keep it to yourself.
Another reason to hate her... she smokes cigars and thinks that's cool too!

Like. we. care. Anyone, and I'll say this again, who talks about how much sex they have isn't having any. Nasty ol' skank, ugh. I just remembered when Demi had that entire Victorian house JUST FOR HER UGLY DOLLS in Idaho. She payed almost 500 grand for a house or her 2,000 porcelain dolls. Bald Bruce Willis went around town bragging to the poor people there how he never carries less than ten thousand in his wallet. Am I off the subject? Not really. They are all so sickening. Oh sickkkk. I hate her. Okay what does this have to do with Kate being a tramp? Nothing.
She dresses in "baby clothes" and goes to Kabbalah parties. Oh that's really cool, I'm so jealous. Ashton just loves it too.

Is Kate Hudson Having Justin Timberlake's Baby?

Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson started tongues wagging back in January when they were spotted getting cozy at club Villa in Hollywood. Some reports said that the couple were even caught kissing that night.

Flash forward one month later and we have tons of Kate Hudson pregnancy rumors, Jessica Biel out of the country and another Justin/Kate sighting this time having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in New York.