I'm Holding My Breath

Pammie Hates Jessica

"I think she's a bitch and a whore. I don't know if she's talking about food or men."
Peta spokes slut, Pamela Anderson, in response to the shirt Jessica wore while dragging her fake (gay) boyfriend, Tony Roma around.
P.S. This Sunday I'll be back as usual, with even more, I promise.

Michael Whips The Crowd Into a Frenzy

Michael Jackson, looking REALLY GOOD for him, drove the crowd at designer Christian Audigier's birthday wild when he took the microphone. Guests were on the edge of their seats, no one was breathing, as they waited for him to start singing..."She was more than a beauty queen from a movie scene..." But, sadly, he just said very quietly "Christian is the King of Fashion." Then he sat down.

And even sadder, Pamela Anderson, the broke down ho, started singing instead

Chunky Britney Works Out For Ten Minutes

Britney went to Bally Fitness yesterday, but only worked out for a total of ten minutes. Later, the chunky "poptart" headed out for a night on the town – attending fashion designer Christian Audigier's birthday party at the Petersen Automotive Museum. While there, Brit lounged on a white sofa with a few friends and her dad, watching the festivities which included an impromptu performance by Fergie-lishus and an appearance by deformed freak, Michael Jackson.

Photos from the birthday party


She stayed for 90 minutes, with Daddy Spears making sure she didn't drink or have fun


Pammy's knees are busted, and so is her face

Tattlebits

Britney leaves her voice coach. Better weave, better nails. Still a freak, still wearing the rotten boots

Fake smile, bad acne, horrible sunglasses

Brit gives Jayden a piggyback ride, nice thick heavy snowstorm boots

Celine Dion is ugly


Nicole great mom Richie busts a move at a party in Palm Desert yesterday

Pam and Rick.. the end of a fairytale marriage...

Two long months together
and Pam told Larry King "It never happened"

Fun flashback! Crack is Whack!


Cojo has his make-up applied carefully

This was the main picture I meant to post in the Tiny Tim story because Cojo has Tiny's exact body!! It is really turning me on right now, to borrow a phrase from my friend and yours, Bret Michaels

and what would our day be without a little hello to Tom's Mom, Mary Lee?

Pam Anderson Pretends She Can Read

Pam Anderson, who claimed she had "five years to live at the very most" in an Us Magazine interview back in 1991, (SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO), is still alive. I just thought I'd throw that in, I don't know why.

Anyway, here she is pretending to read a book, and seemingly quite healthy, despite the fact that she claims to carry the deadly Hepatitis C virus, which she claims she got from Tommy Lee and his dirty needles.

Beat Down Coke Hag

Desperate to be noticed, Pammy strikes her whore pose at the airport, but sadly, no one cares

Class! This pic says it all

It's been ten years since Pam gave her "I'm dying in five short years of hepatitis" interview. Her heartbreaking "My breast implants exploded" interviews followed. Then we had to suffer through her countless ten minute marriages, and her witty, recent story of how she paid off a $250,000 gambling debt with a night of sex. Her cocaine habit rivals that of anyone in Hollywood, except for maybe Jack Nicholson. I've lost count of her abortions. Pammy? Do yourself a favor and skank away quietly. Old coke whores shouldn't want to be noticed.

Beat Down, Coked Up, Tranny Photo of the Day

Stupid Quote of the Day

When asked why she doesn't wear a wedding ring she replied: 'Haven't they ever seen 'Blood Diamond?' All I need is Rick around my finger.'

Skanky Pam Forgets Her Pants

Two Crackheads on a Carpet

Bad news, Pammy. You're anything but sexy. Give it a rest. And her scabby faced husband looks EXACTLY like the janitor from my junior high. What do these two lovebirds have in common? Everything! It's the best kind of commitment, a love that is fueled by massive amounts of cocaine and sex. These two are so gross they need to be quarantined. Classy pose too!

Pammy is Scary

Pamela Anderson and PETA hosted an all-vegetarian Thanksgiving at a Las Vegas homeless shelter yesterday.Pam looks like a mutated cartoon character! She's seriously scaring me. What is she doing?

Pam said, "The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on turkeys." What the hell does that mean? The homeless are out murdering turkeys? She then went on to say: "With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for." Pam thinks turkeys are thankful? Pammy? You're hittin' your crack pipe WAY TOO HARD. Maybe just don't inhale so deep?

No meat on Thanksgiving? Are you kidding me?

OH Pammy

Well, it's another slow news day, so please enjoy these pictures of Pamela Anderson's drug ravaged face. She looks like a cartoon character, and mutates more every time I see her.

Pam Sues Blogger, He Doesn't Back Down

After posting on his site that Pamela Anderson goes on coke binges three to four times a week, blogger Jonathan Jaxson got a cease and desist letter from her attorney.

Jaxson wrote on Wednesday, quoting a source close to Pam, "knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it." The source went on to tell Jaxson, "There isn't a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober."
source: TMZ

No Kidding.

Question: Which star is addicted to the drugs: Crystal Meth, Cocaine, Marijuana, Pills and daily consumption of alcohol?
Answer: Pamela Anderson

More power to JJ at JJ's Dirt. (and, at least he hasn't been sued yet, which is a very good thing.) I will go ahead and link you the story that Jonathan Jaxson is running today. I am simply commenting on a post and relating it to you.


JJ alleges that Pamela Anderson is addicted to a bunch of drugs and quotes a friend of Pam that says "The 3-4 days a week cocaine binges are insane. There isn't a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober. "She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. "
source: crazydaysandnights
http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/10/exclusive-pamela-anderson-addicted-to.html

Honeymoon is Over Already

Pam Anderson and her hot new hubby, Rick Salomon were out on the town last night, drinking and FIGHTING. Pam is reportedly pregnant again, or not again, since she's always lying about miscarriages and pregnancies. No better way to enjoy your pregnancy than a night out in the club with plenty of champagne coming your way! Pam claims to have Hepatitis C, and said in an interview with Us Magazine that she was dying within 5 years. That was 5 years ago. What TRASH. But I will say that HIS attire is the epitome of fashion. Nothing says sexy quite like a scruffy beard, sweat pants and a knit cap. Yum.