Cruise's Have a Tent Warming Party

In keeping with their tradition of acting like they are in their seventies, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a BORING housewarming party, and the sounds of HORNS from the BIG BAND music that played loudly at their old people party was said to "pierce the night air." Wow, that sounds fun. Ever heard of normal music? Some Counting Crows or Tool maybe? LOSERS.
Kirstie Alley and her daughter were there

J.Lo was there, but Marc had to babysit

Big fat bitchy know-it-all kiss ass Oprah was there with her husband Gayle


Brooke Shields and her psycho hubby went too, wow these people really look fun. UGH Can you imagine? J.Lo what a bitch, and Oprah, their EGOS!!! and Tom's too. What did they do/talk about? How cool they all think they are, and how much their stuff costs.

Sick, they are "too cool" to have the party in their house!! Even though it's a housewarming party, they had it in a tent!! They must not have had enough room in their house...

Lohans Attacked Again!

Lindsay went to the hospital on Thursday, and first said it was for a visit to a friend, Dina now claims that it was “because she was having an asthma attack.”

“She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe,” Dina told People magazine. “She was afraid to go the hospital because the paparazzi were gonna write about it. She was sick.” Um... paparazzi don't write about anything, dumbass. They take pictures.

“If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad,” Dina adds. Yes you are all very sad, that's true. SHUT UP.

No, STFU. Yeah, she had an asthma attack, oh you poor, misunderstood, unfortunate, innocents, with the world attacking you all the time!

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG She's so ugly!!!!!!! She thinks she's cool!

What a corny, manly cow!