WHY?

As if John Goodman and Kid Rock aren't ugly enough on their own, here they are mixed together for the Photoshop "Partial Facial Transplant" Contest. I seriously won't sleep tonight.

David Letterman and Jay Leno

Kid Rock Brings Class to Scottsdale

Always classy Kid Rock at the 5th anniversary celebration of Electric Ladyland in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Later, he took a bunch of strippers shopping at The Fashion Square Mall there.
source: tmz

Trailer Trash Rock Arrested Again After Waffle House Brawl

FOX 5 News has learned that musician Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta overnight in connection with a bloody brawl at a Waffle House in DeKalb County.

Police tell us the singer, also known as Robert Ritchie, stopped at the restaurant at 5:15 Sunday morning after performing at The Tabernacle.

A male customer recorgnized a woman in Kid Rock's entourage, and police say that customer and the woman had words. That escalated into an argument, then a physical fight in the parking lot of the Waffle House . Police were summoned, and Kid Rock's tour bus was pulled over a short time later.

He and five members of his entourage were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. The customer, who police identify as Harlen Akins, has been charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property for allegedly smashing a window at the restaurant.
Kid Rock bonded out and left the DeKalb County jail just after 5.pm. Sunday, signing autographs as he made his way to the tour bus.

Gross Morning "News"

Tommy Lee was seen digging in his nose at a FASHION SHOW this weekend. Kid Rock and Paris Hilton were seen making out in a club on Saturday night.

He's Really Funny

Last night, Kid Rock told Dave Letterman he had a message for Pam Anderson's new husband.
"Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Hey, that's really original, "Kid."

Pamela Lied About Miscarriage

Pam Anderson is a slutty liar who was never pregnant! Kid Rock tells Rolling Stone:

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says. “I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.” Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

Pammy Responds to Kid

Tommy Lee & Kid Rock to Fight Again

Tommy Lee may be ready for a rematch, but is Kid Rock?

I’m told Lee wants to take Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, of the legendary Beacher’s Madhouse, up on his offer to duke it out with Kid in a winner-takes-all $1.5 million fight in Las Vegas.

A source tells me the prize money may climb as high as $4 million. Beacher has invited the rowdy rockers to settle the score on New Year’s Eve at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

Beacher could not be reached, but I’m told Kid is still mulling over the invite.

"Tommy Lee is being a man about it,". a Lee pal says. "He wants to take Kid Rock down."
source: femalefirst uk

I Couldn't Agree More

Kid Rock on the Mikey Mike Morning Radio Show, talking about Kanye West's tantrum that he witnessed first hand.
"I’m like clam down man, it’s just a kind of corny award show."

Tommy! Lee! Apologizes!

This is the message Tommy Lee posted on his official website to all of his "fans."

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

Las Vegas Police Look for Kid Rock

According to TMZ, the Las Vegas Police Department are on the hunt for Kid Rock after he beat up Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVPD has asked for Rock's room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.

Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that "Tommy got it pretty bad."

Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation took place.

Update: Kid Rock was questioned, and allowed to return to the awards. Tommy Lee, who was sitting with P. Diddy, had been antagonizing "Kid" all night, and Kid finally had enough! God, how old are these people? Shouldn't they be like.. I don't know-- doing something old people do?