Jody Sweetin and her hideous hub Cody Herpes have a reality show. Can't wait. The lovable Full House meth head says there's no title yet. How about "Crack House?"
How Rude!
Jody Sweetin and her hideous hub Cody Herpes have a reality show. Can't wait. The lovable Full House meth head says there's no title yet. How about "Crack House?"
Tatum O' Neal Pleads Guilty To Drug Charges
Above, Tatum with her Oscar. Below, Fresh looking Tatum, who has always maintained that she is "clean" from drugsActress Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested for attempting to buy crack, pled guilty yesterday in New York.
The 44-year-old actress paid a $95 fee and walked out of Manhattan Criminal Court with a smile and a renewed pledge to stay away from the drugs that have plagued her career.
“I’m going back to my meetings and back to my life,” O’Neal said.
She didn’t comment on her vacillating stories about how she turned back to drugs because her dog died or alternatively because she was researching for a new role as a drug addict.
Lindsay: Out of Control Thief
above, Lindsay was pretending to be an airplaneIt looks like the fur coat wasn't the only thing Lindsay has stolen lately. Another model, Lauren Hastings, has come forward to say Lindsay stole a bunch of her designer clothes, ten thousand dollars worth. Love her ciggie as a hat accessory. Reporters have just told her that everyone knows about her stealing. She also stole so many items from Louis Vuitton, he made sure she would never model, or get free dresses again.
She said: "I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,” she told press. And she has five witnesses to prove it. “They all said they saw Lindsay in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard.”
Hastings contacted the police, who declined to investigate due to a lack of hard evidence. So she called Lindsay herself. “I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.”
"On Monday night, April 16, Nicole was at a nightclub with Lindsay Lohan, who was text messaging Lauren when Nicole interceded, says the source. "Nicole just went off on Lauren by sending her text messages, saying Lauren was desperate and a fat bitch." "Lindsay was at the nightclub Hyde in L.A. at the time, sitting next to friends Nicole Richie and famed-DJ Samantha Ronson, and began passing around her Blackberry to show off the exchange, causing the girls to burst out in laughter.Lindsay texted Lauren that she was a fat bitch, a friend of Lauren's says. Nicole Richie also chimed in, a source said, and told Lauren that Lindsay would return the clothes after they cut them up!
"Nicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Lauren's jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn't fit," our source notes. "Then Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!" our insider said.Well here's a text that Nicole Richie sent Lauren from Lindsay's phone :

and Nicole should learn how to spell.Here is the hugely FAT Lauren, who dated DJ A.M., the real reason Nicole was threatening her
Lauren wearing one of the DESIGNER shirts that Lindsay stole
Lindsay's really hot boyfriend wearing it a few days later
Suddenly, the whore doesn't want to talk to reporters or have her picture taken
Now Steve-O is coming forward AGAIN to remind us she stole a bunch of cocaine from his house, and he wants it back. LOL!


This Would Be The Perfect Blockbuster Night Movie For Angelina and Her Kids!
Are we surprised there is a video of Angelina doing heroin? Nope. I've told you guys for months that she does heroin. The funny part is, she admits to doing it in the past. But it's not just "in the past." Why do you think she looks the way she does? Is anyone (maybe some stupid men) falling for this most beautiful woman in the world routine?
Come on, she is a skeleton, never smiles, has gigantic veins popping out everywhere. Hmmm... do you think she might still be using? Just because she adopts orphans doesn't mean she doesn't do heroin. A videotape from the 90s of Angelina doing heroin is up for sale and the owner wants only $70,000.00. That's reasonable, really.
"The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, 'Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on.' Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube."
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CNN Reporter's Meth Bust in Central Park
CNN reporter and business travel expert Richard Quest was arrested this morning by police in Central Park. He was originally stopped for breaking the park’s curfew (it’s closed from 1 a.m. – 6 a.m.) at 3:40 in the morning. As he was being escorted out of the park by officers, he voluntarily told them that he had methamphetamine in his pocket. He was then arrested and was arraigned today on drug possession charges. The NY Times reports that the police noticed Mr. Quest at 64th Street and West Drive at about 3:40 a.m., the official said. As he was being escorted out, he volunteered, “I have meth in my pocket,” according to an officer. The police searched him and recovered a small amount of methamphetamine in a Ziploc bag. They also found a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot. Oh dear!
Mr. Quest is a high-profile correspondent for CNN International, known for feature reports and profiles. CNN calls Mr. Quest, who is British, one of the network’s “most instantly recognizable members.” He hosts “CNN Business Traveler” and a feature program titled “Quest” for the news network. CNN had no immediate comment.
Dina Lohan? Step Aside!
Rocky makes Dina Lohan look like the world's best mother
A still from Rocky's meltdown/so sick that if I ever experienced anything even close to this, I'd want someone to instantly kill me, no questions asked
Rocky's daughter Hayley is normal. Rocky wants Hayley to be a star.This is the photo that Rocky took of Hayley that won her her first challenge. The panel felt that she had captured "Hayley's Brand," which is her toughness
But it is Rocky who really thinks SHE'S the star here, make no mistake about it. Her tantrums, actions, and rantings and ravings leave me utterly speechless. The other moms are boring, so are all the kids.
Rocky is pure entertainment, from her bulging heroin scarred arms to her restylane- injected swollen lips, you cannot, and should not look away. Unfortunately, she was kicked off the show way too early by a disgusted Danny Bonaduce, (like he should be disgusted by ANYONE) Be sure to watch this clip of Rocky locked in a room with a hanger, and you will be begging for more. Give me more Rocky!
I predict a reality show for this psychotic whore in the very near future. And I won't miss an episode, you can count on that. You'll find yourself wondering... what is Rocky on? She's even too crazy for meth, too alert for heroin. Is she on a mixture of drugs? You may not figure it out, but you'll have the time of your life trying!
Oh, and Rocky? I can guarantee you that no one cares if your "boyfriend is out of town."
Don't forget to look at her shoes!Incredible Shrinking Freak Rages Over New Weed Named After Him
Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.
One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.
Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.
One weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
He might want to look into whitening his big horse teeth
In other news, it seems that the spiritual leader has shrunk! They look ridiculously unbelievable together, for so many reasons other than their height difference.
Kirsten Dunst Gets To Leave Rehab For a Few Hours

Careful, Kiki! Make sure there aren't any saturated fats in your salad dressing...sick

Really pretty Kirsten takes a smoke break...wait why does this remind me of something...

Oh yeah! She's in the same rehab as Lindsay. And it did wonders for her. God Lindsay looks about 44, what a hag. I love the random "rehab hospital slipper" that's off to the side, and Lindsay's hooker pumps for rehab
LOSER Rehab With Dr. Drew: UPDATE





With skanky girlfriend, Vicki

Jeff shows off his man boobs on Celebrity Unfit Club

A bonus about Jeff is that his ass is usually hanging out for no apparent reason

the freak drooled his way through celebrity fit club




Jeff Conaway: "I did a movie Grease, one of the biggest movies ever! I did a show called Taxi, one of the biggest shows ever!"
Yes! He really said that. In fact, that's what he's saying in the above photo, for no reason whatsoever. (No one asked)
Well, if you just couldn't get enough of Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Fit Club,you are in for such a treat as he portrays himself(!) again on Celebrity Rehab. Who are they trying to kid with this "celebrity" word? These people are serious losers. Jeff is under some delusion that he was once a great star, and honestly, you will hate him so much watching this that you won't want to miss it. I am completely certain that even if Jeff were not a raging alcoholic and derelict drug addict, I would still hate his guts.
Sickening to watch, his tantrums, rages, and sniveling self-pity will have you shivering with chills of pure disgust. Sobbing, screaming, and bragging about how great he was in some thirty year old sitcom, he threatens to kill himself, and you find yourself hoping he will.. and soon! His gigantic nosed whore girlfriend continues to sneak drugs into rehab for him, and tells Dr. Drew that he ate a thousand dollars worth of pills before entering rehab. He wheels around rehab in a wheelchair, his misshapen, broken down body all hunched over and his mutated face filled with the agony of his addictions. UGH. You expect him to just start pooping his pants at any minute.
A porn "star" has her dildos confiscated in the first episode. Later, she leans over and lets a loud, manly fart and some American Idol loser thinks its really funny. Chyna, the big gross wrestler chick isn't even sure why she's there. Brigitte Nielson and Daniel Baldwin seem actually normal so far, for the first time ever. This is Daniel's tenth time in rehab. Then there's Seth, the lead singer of Crazy Town, a band that had one horrible annoying song. Still, it's impossible not to watch Jeff. He is the most pathetically repulsive freak to ever be on television.