Can't a friendly lesbian couple have any privacy?
Ellen and Portia share a passionate kiss in Sardonia, Italy, believing they are safe from the prying eyes of the paparazzi
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Ahoy, Matey!
Can't a friendly lesbian couple have any privacy?Ellen and Portia share a passionate kiss in Sardonia, Italy, believing they are safe from the prying eyes of the paparazzi
Dearly Beloved
Now that they can get married, Ellen has asked Portia deRossi to be her wife. This looks like a nice wedding picture, so maybe they already did. Ellen announced her upcoming nuptials on her show today.
From the looks of this pic, they may be expecting a little Ellen?
Ellen's joyful news comes only days after Anne Heche announced she is broke. If you don't remember, Anne was found in the desert, wandering nude and lost, waiting for an alien ship to pick her up the day after her break-up with Ellen.
From the looks of this pic, they may be expecting a little Ellen?
Ellen's joyful news comes only days after Anne Heche announced she is broke. If you don't remember, Anne was found in the desert, wandering nude and lost, waiting for an alien ship to pick her up the day after her break-up with Ellen.
A Writer Defends Ellen's Scabbiness
Hey! Ellen looks like a man in real life!
While controversy continues to swirl over Ellen DeGeneres‘ decision to cross the picket line in the writer’s strike, one of her former writers is coming out in her defense.
She says:
“First, let me say that I wish that Ellen hadn’t crossed the picket lines. I wish that she would stop making new episodes in solidarity with her writers. I know she is under intense pressure from her affiliates and production companies. Her show is syndicated, and she faces challenges that her late night compatriots do not. But these are excuses and I cannot defend her actions against the strike.
But I can defend her character. And I feel that I must.
Ellen hired me to write for her talk show even though I had little experience. In fact, several of her writers got their start on her show. She’s not afraid to hire green writers. She certainly took a chance on me. She was always patient and supportive. I never felt like she was mad or disappointed when a first draft didn’t pop. In fact, she often told me she was proud of me. She always challenged me to write better jokes, encouraging me to “beat” a joke that didn’t pack a strong punch. She made me a better writer by not settling for average. And I am grateful.
While controversy continues to swirl over Ellen DeGeneres‘ decision to cross the picket line in the writer’s strike, one of her former writers is coming out in her defense.
She says:
“First, let me say that I wish that Ellen hadn’t crossed the picket lines. I wish that she would stop making new episodes in solidarity with her writers. I know she is under intense pressure from her affiliates and production companies. Her show is syndicated, and she faces challenges that her late night compatriots do not. But these are excuses and I cannot defend her actions against the strike.
But I can defend her character. And I feel that I must.
Ellen hired me to write for her talk show even though I had little experience. In fact, several of her writers got their start on her show. She’s not afraid to hire green writers. She certainly took a chance on me. She was always patient and supportive. I never felt like she was mad or disappointed when a first draft didn’t pop. In fact, she often told me she was proud of me. She always challenged me to write better jokes, encouraging me to “beat” a joke that didn’t pack a strong punch. She made me a better writer by not settling for average. And I am grateful.
Ellen Crosses Picket Line!
Ellen DeGeneres is not supporting the writers strike.
The comic was back at work on Tuesday and she taped an episode of her talk show.
Ellen told the audience:
“I’ve got to say this is a strange show for me to do. This is weird. Weird. It’s a weird show. Channeling Johnny Carson all of a sudden. [Imitates Carson] “Very Weird. Weird. Weird.” Here’s what the deal is. It’s ’sweeps’, which is a very important time in television. That’s when you do your best shows, your funniest material, you pull out all the stops and you’re doing everything you can because you want everybody watching. Now at this moment, we’re in the middle of this strike. There’s a writer’s strike going on, and here in Los Angeles it’s a huge story. I don’t know where you live, but it’s a huge story in Los Angeles. I want to say I love my writers. I love them. In honor of them today, I’m not going to do a monologue. I support them and hope that they get everything they’re asking for. And I hope it works out soon. In the meantime, people have traveled across the country. They’ve made plans. They’re here. I want to do everything I can to make your trip enjoyable and give you a show. Otherwise you’d just be wandering around and circling Bob Hope Drive.”
In stark contrast, Letterman, Leno and all the other talk shows remain dark.
Even asshole Jay Leno has been on the picket lines every day bringing the writers donuts.
Still Together
Though Star Magazine has reported the break-up of Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi, they claim they are still together.
Portia Wants Out
Star magazine is reporting that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are breaking up. And Ellen’s breakdown over the puppy last week? It was really because of her problems at home.
According to multiple sources, Ellen’s really in pain because her three-year romance with actress Portia de Rossi is all but over. “Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source tells Star.
“Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” says a second source. ”When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger and hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.
Ellen should find a real lesbian if she's looking for love. She dates women who are pretend lesbians who are looking to further their careers by dating someone famous. She should be dating a big gross lesbian like Rosie O'Donnell.
Bitch Needs to Stick to CATS
She's DONE IT BEFORE! NINE TIMES!!! Ellen gave a pet dog away to a member of her staff two years before her recent pooch scandal, according to reports.
Dog owner Kerri Randles claims she gave DeGeneres a pooch named Stormy two years ago , only to find out she had given it away two months later.
She tells New York gossip column PageSix, "She may have had it for much less time than that. I only say two months because that’s when I called to check on the dog and found out she no longer had it.
"She acted like she was keeping it for life. I was totally shocked. I thought she was out of her mind."
Randles said Ellen seemed a perfect pet owner at first, but she quickly discovered Ellen was “neurotic and crazy.” When Randles took Stormy to NBC studios to meet DeGeneres, she was “drilled” for four hours by the star. DeGeneres finally decided to keep the dog for a few nights to see if he’d fit into her home. She suggested that Randles take the dressing room next door to “tell the dog privately that she’d be going home with Ellen.” “I told her I’d already had a talk with the dog."
It is now being reported that Ellen has given away NINE DOGS that she has adopted!!
Hey, Ellen? QUIT GETTING DOGS when you're OBVIOUSLY a GROSS CAT PERSON!
Lassie & His Master Are on Ellen's Side
Bob Weatherwax, famed Hollywood dog trainer and son of Rudd Weatherwax, who established the famous Lassie line of collies, feels strongly about the storm created around Ellen DeGeneres and her good intentions in placing an adopted pet. Bob is pictured here with his current collie, Laddie.
Over the 60+ years that Rudd and Bob found homes for sons and daughters of the nine generations of Lassies, their first choice was always a family with children. Says Bob, "Kids and dogs belong together. Nothing is better than for a child to grow up with a dog and learn about loving care and responsibility." While he admits that, legally, Ellen did sign a contract, he also thinks that the adoption organization could make an occasional exception to its policies.
"After all," Bob says, "what's really important here? Having a dog find a home with a committed family or making it impossible for families to adopt dogs?"
source: TMZ
The dumb bitch from the adoption agency has already placed Iggy in another home. I'm glad she's getting death threats, but Ellen needs to just shut up about it now. People who run these dog shelters are power hungry freaks who abuse their "authority" to pretend it's all for the animals. This bitch doesn't have a business anymore now that she's done this, and she better give Ellen her $3,000. back too. She said she feared that one day, Iggy could be "tied to a tree somewhere." These dog rescuers are a joke, acting like they can plan out the dogs entire life after they place them somewhere. Portia should have just lied when the nosy freak called to ask how the dog was.
Celebs Don't Always Get Their Way
Well, Ellen Degeneres bawling like a big gay baby on her show didn't work. She had adopted a brussels griffon puppy from the shelter called "Mutts and Moms", and the puppy didn't get along with her gross cats. (Cats are assholes) So, she gave the puppy to her hair stylist's 12 year old daughter. Then, Mutts and Mom's heard about it, went to the home of the hair stylist and demanded the dog back. First problem? Why in the HELL did they give the dog back? When those losers came to the door, I would have said Get the F*CK off my property!
So, Ellen came out on her show and cried and blubbered and begged the ridiculous shelter people to give the dog back to the people she gave it to. But they said no. Now they are getting death threats! Still, they said they won't be bullied by Ellen just because she's a celebrity and they aren't ever going to give Iggy the dog back to Ellen's friends. I am a dog lover like no other, and I don't agree with those freaks coming to get the dog back. But Ellen had NO BUSINESS using her show to beg, cry and blubber, it's just so gross.
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