The Hogans Are Bad Actors
What a bunch of assholes The Hogans are. Hulk tried to blame Nick's driving on the media "portraying him as someone he's not." Like the media has a thing to do with the way that little prick drives!
Then Brooke and fatso Linda wore GLASSES, as if that would make them look...what? Smart? Sorry? I've never seen them wear glasses. And Hulk's fake praying!!! Get over yourselves, you're no one.
Then Brooke and fatso Linda wore GLASSES, as if that would make them look...what? Smart? Sorry? I've never seen them wear glasses. And Hulk's fake praying!!! Get over yourselves, you're no one.
Lindsay Lohan: The Mini Series
A disgusted, (and disgusting) Dina Lohan says it's not true, her daughter Lindsay never stole a blond mink coat. "I talked to Lindsay, we were laughing hysterically on the phone...I mean really, it's silly," Dina told INSIDE EDITION. And that was a really believable explanation for why Lindsay was seen wearing the coat by thousands of people the same night it was stolen!
Dina looks like a coke pig. That's obviously coke packed into her snout. Keep laughing hysterically, Dina. Your time is about up, in fact, it's up.. you're just too coked up to know it. You and your ugly girls will be dragging your skanky, used up bodies back to Long Island where you belong so that you can "mingle" with other middle aged whores like yourselves.
Meanwhile, Lindsay's classy, (and very haggard looking!) husband didn't have much to say about her crimes
Enjoy this new photo of Lindsay staggering out of the club last night with a pair of her tacky, shiny, scratchy, baggy crotched leggings which I'm sure will be a big hit! They look especially fashionable with some big lesbo tennis shoes too. Even if we knew nothing about Lindsay, and just saw how she dressed.. like anyone would want to buy her leggings! The only time she was able to look good (fashion wise) was when the designers wanted her to wear their clothes and she got them for free. Stealing $20,000 worth of Louis Vuitton items after a shoot, and her behavior since changed all that. Louis made sure no designer would ever comp her again. She also lost her modeling job as the face of to Hilary Swank.
Lindsay "debuted" her shitty new line of leggings yesterday, and had to practically beg photographers to come. The ad the cheapass ran in the trades specified that the models understand that they would not be paid, and that she didn't want any blonds. It appears one of the TWO models to show up is blond. And, um... the one on the left resembles a horse! (not that that has anything to do with anything, but if you associate yourself with Lindsay, you're fair game)
Nick Hogan: Sentenced to 8 Months
Nick Bollea, Hulk Hogan's son, was just sentenced to eight months in prison for turning his friend into a vegetable. The arrogant, privileged little asshole also got five years probation, 500 hours of community service and will lose his license for three years.
Nick's old mugshot, below. He doesn't seem to think he's quite as cool in his new one, above LOL!
Lindsay: Out of Control Thief
above, Lindsay was pretending to be an airplane
It looks like the fur coat wasn't the only thing Lindsay has stolen lately. Another model, Lauren Hastings, has come forward to say Lindsay stole a bunch of her designer clothes, ten thousand dollars worth. Love her ciggie as a hat accessory. Reporters have just told her that everyone knows about her stealing. She also stole so many items from Louis Vuitton, he made sure she would never model, or get free dresses again.
She said: "I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,” she told press. And she has five witnesses to prove it. “They all said they saw Lindsay in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard.”
Hastings contacted the police, who declined to investigate due to a lack of hard evidence. So she called Lindsay herself. “I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.”
"On Monday night, April 16, Nicole was at a nightclub with Lindsay Lohan, who was text messaging Lauren when Nicole interceded, says the source. "Nicole just went off on Lauren by sending her text messages, saying Lauren was desperate and a fat bitch." "Lindsay was at the nightclub Hyde in L.A. at the time, sitting next to friends Nicole Richie and famed-DJ Samantha Ronson, and began passing around her Blackberry to show off the exchange, causing the girls to burst out in laughter.Lindsay texted Lauren that she was a fat bitch, a friend of Lauren's says. Nicole Richie also chimed in, a source said, and told Lauren that Lindsay would return the clothes after they cut them up!
"Nicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Lauren's jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn't fit," our source notes. "Then Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!" our insider said.Well here's a text that Nicole Richie sent Lauren from Lindsay's phone :
and Nicole should learn how to spell.Here is the hugely FAT Lauren, who dated DJ A.M., the real reason Nicole was threatening her
Lauren wearing one of the DESIGNER shirts that Lindsay stole
Lindsay's really hot boyfriend wearing it a few days later
Suddenly, the whore doesn't want to talk to reporters or have her picture taken
Now Steve-O is coming forward AGAIN to remind us she stole a bunch of cocaine from his house, and he wants it back. LOL!
Kill Them.
The huge news is that Jessica will be Asslee's maid of honor! Who could have imagined it would be her! Oh, I just can't wait to see what she'll wear!
These two have to be joking. Am I the only one who sees how truly ugly, inside and out they both are? The LOOK on Jessica's face!!! Her teeth and saggy old woman ear lobes!! She's so purely sickening.
She's so deeply entranced by her shitty music! So intensely masterful and timeless!!
and now, for a sampling of Asslee's lyrical and musical genius: For your convenience, I've highlighted the most intense and thought provoking lyrics.
All the nasty girls
Around the world
All the nasty girls
Around the world
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm living on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
Somebody call the cop
A riot's on the way
When we get to the club
They'll be hell to pay
When we get to the club
Somebody better play
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Just work it
Pump it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Now flip it
Oh
Now freak it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Aw Aw oh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
(Now freak it)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
(Get nasty)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
All the nasty girls around the world
Around the world
That was some heavy shit... wow. You'll probably want to pause for a moment before continuing to read her personal poetry, which she so eloquently turns into song.
and, now... an excerpt from my personal favorite, "You Make Me Want To La La"
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
These two have to be joking. Am I the only one who sees how truly ugly, inside and out they both are? The LOOK on Jessica's face!!! Her teeth and saggy old woman ear lobes!! She's so purely sickening.
She's so deeply entranced by her shitty music! So intensely masterful and timeless!!
and now, for a sampling of Asslee's lyrical and musical genius: For your convenience, I've highlighted the most intense and thought provoking lyrics.
All the nasty girls
Around the world
All the nasty girls
Around the world
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm living on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
Somebody call the cop
A riot's on the way
When we get to the club
They'll be hell to pay
When we get to the club
Somebody better play
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Just work it
Pump it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Now flip it
Oh
Now freak it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Aw Aw oh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
(Now freak it)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
(Get nasty)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
All the nasty girls around the world
Around the world
That was some heavy shit... wow. You'll probably want to pause for a moment before continuing to read her personal poetry, which she so eloquently turns into song.
and, now... an excerpt from my personal favorite, "You Make Me Want To La La"
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
Quote of the Day
pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
"She'd be welcomed in my magazine. Very pretty lady. Her picture was so innocent, which further proves how schizophrenic we are about sexuality in America."
... Eighty SIX year old Hugh Hefner, on the beautiful portrait of skanky Miley Cyrus.
Okay, where do I start?
1. LIKE Miley Cyrus is pretty or a lady. She's a vulgar, pig- faced little hillbilly who got lucky on a Disney show. She's anything BUT "pretty."
She's Lindsay! Only Lindsay was cute at 15
She's giving us her corny peace sign here, too, but you just can't see it
2. If her picture was so "innocent", then what does it have to do with "sexuality in America?" She looks dead! So sexy..... AND, WHY is "America schizophrenic about thinking it's wrong for ANYONE to think a 15 year old is SEXY?" (Especially when she isn't, but that's beside the point)
3. Oh, I bet she'd be welcomed alright, into your mildewy old broken down bed to watch silent movies and eat thin soup, then have "sex" for 7 seconds with you and a bunch of dumb whores.
4. You are every bit as gross and corpse like as Larry King, YUK. I love when the stupid sluts fawn all over you and pretend to be attracted to you. LIKE THEY ARE
5. You don't begin to see how gaggingly inappropriate you are, even thinking of a 15 year old posing nude, do you?
She's a wholesome 15 year old! She hangs at da Klub with trannies, guzzling red bull w/vodka
She shows us her bra, (thanks! We wanted to see it)
She lays around on boys in their early 20's, always with her red demon slut eyes
and, finally, she poses highly inappropriately with her dad, Achy Breaky Heart Legend, Billy Ray. Okay, I'll be right back, I need to barf, I can't believe what I just said. If my dad and I ever tried to pose for a pic like this, we'd be laughing so hard
But.. they're country! They do things diff-IRNT over in them parts
Do these losers even know what innocent even means? It's not this:
It's this:
or this, a real innocent fifteen year old
"She'd be welcomed in my magazine. Very pretty lady. Her picture was so innocent, which further proves how schizophrenic we are about sexuality in America."
... Eighty SIX year old Hugh Hefner, on the beautiful portrait of skanky Miley Cyrus.
Okay, where do I start?
1. LIKE Miley Cyrus is pretty or a lady. She's a vulgar, pig- faced little hillbilly who got lucky on a Disney show. She's anything BUT "pretty."
She's Lindsay! Only Lindsay was cute at 15
She's giving us her corny peace sign here, too, but you just can't see it
2. If her picture was so "innocent", then what does it have to do with "sexuality in America?" She looks dead! So sexy..... AND, WHY is "America schizophrenic about thinking it's wrong for ANYONE to think a 15 year old is SEXY?" (Especially when she isn't, but that's beside the point)
3. Oh, I bet she'd be welcomed alright, into your mildewy old broken down bed to watch silent movies and eat thin soup, then have "sex" for 7 seconds with you and a bunch of dumb whores.
4. You are every bit as gross and corpse like as Larry King, YUK. I love when the stupid sluts fawn all over you and pretend to be attracted to you. LIKE THEY ARE
5. You don't begin to see how gaggingly inappropriate you are, even thinking of a 15 year old posing nude, do you?
She's a wholesome 15 year old! She hangs at da Klub with trannies, guzzling red bull w/vodka
She shows us her bra, (thanks! We wanted to see it)
She lays around on boys in their early 20's, always with her red demon slut eyes
and, finally, she poses highly inappropriately with her dad, Achy Breaky Heart Legend, Billy Ray. Okay, I'll be right back, I need to barf, I can't believe what I just said. If my dad and I ever tried to pose for a pic like this, we'd be laughing so hard
But.. they're country! They do things diff-IRNT over in them parts
Do these losers even know what innocent even means? It's not this:
It's this:
or this, a real innocent fifteen year old
Tattlebits
I seriously can't believe the depths of her ugliness
Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)
Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie
The most beautiful woman in the world!
Arnold is smokin' hot
espesh his brows!
John Mayer still has a huge head
Brit looking too happy yesterday
Lindsay and her man last night
Amy smells herself
One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa
Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"
Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED
I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie
Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?
Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson
Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed
So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death
Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!
Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils
Overworked new mom Nicole finally takes a moment to herself to go to driving school (how many years does she have to go?!)
Sweaty old hag Madonna.
Hey, "MO-MO?" I saw your vid with Justin today, even though I've purposely been trying to avoid it, and you are really embarrassing yourself. You aren't "fat", but there are other things besides fat that make someone unattractive. Big rippling muscles, for example. Being sexually (trying to be, I should say) suggestive with someone young enough to be your grandson. Oh, and by the way, he's gay and an ugly freak. When your skin is the color, well it is no color, too white to even be called white. Nice legs! Let's call the color of your legs "doughboy pasty". Oh, other things that make you unattractive? Your fake concern for the country where you bought your son, and bullied the less fortunate into giving you your way. Your know-it-all "Oprah complex" where you feel entitled to rule the world! That you make sweat in your crotch when you exercise. That you announce at every opportunity that you hate fat people. That your only friend is a big, disgusting, loud mouthed, attention whore unfunny obnoxious nobody, who is fat, by the way, "RO-RO". Hope this helped, Julie
The most beautiful woman in the world!
Arnold is smokin' hot
espesh his brows!
John Mayer still has a huge head
Brit looking too happy yesterday
Lindsay and her man last night
Amy smells herself
One pathetic drunk and two beautiful women at The Rainforest Foundation benefit concert
Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley and their daughter, 22 year old Alexa
Jennifer Love Hewitt won an award for "Proudest Beach Body"
Anything to draw attention away from the size of his HEED
I hope and pray that Matt Damon's new look is for a movie
Who is "wearing" this ugly ass with the too tight jeans and the corny boots?
Skanky "Liho" with her husky lover, David Spade, I mean Samantha Ronson
Britney is buying a six million dollar mansion in Encino to be closer to her man, K-fed
So sickening and cheesy they both deserve to die a slow and torturous death
Larry King is not funny, annoying, boring beyond belief, pathetic, a corpse, and completely insane. Oh! and really really creepy. Look at his face!!!!!!!
Let's give one more nod to Dina for her mom of the year award.. love her nostrils
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