(it was this version of Roseanne that made Clooney the offer, the Tom Arnold Roseanne)
Oh God. This is gross. Especially because I despise George Clooney with a fiery passion. I don't hate Roseanne, but this is still the grossest "pick up line" (if you want to call it that) ever. From People Magazine: When Clooney was working on the Roseanne show as a young gay man, she tried to put the moves on him. She said:
"You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink."
the eyebrows didn't work for him either
Then, Clooney went on to say that: "She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was." No word on whether he "stunk her up" or not. YUK.