These two have to be joking. Am I the only one who sees how truly ugly, inside and out they both are? The LOOK on Jessica's face!!! Her teeth and saggy old woman ear lobes!! She's so purely sickening.
She's so deeply entranced by her shitty music! So intensely masterful and timeless!!
and now, for a sampling of Asslee's lyrical and musical genius: For your convenience, I've highlighted the most intense and thought provoking lyrics.
All the nasty girls
Around the world
All the nasty girls
Around the world
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm living on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
Somebody call the cop
A riot's on the way
When we get to the club
They'll be hell to pay
When we get to the club
Somebody better play
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Everybody's looking for a good time
Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Everybody wants to feel the spotlight
So let me show you how my nasty works
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Just work it
Pump it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Now flip it
Oh
Now freak it
(ar-ar-ar-ar)
Aw Aw oh
30 second highs
And 30 second lows
I forgot my car
Let's get a cab and go
I'm living on floor
Get down with me
I'm on the floor
Come aw with me
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Get nasty uh uh
Get nasty uh
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
Whoa-o-o-o-o
Whoa-o-oo-o
(Now freak it)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
(Get nasty)
(All the nasty girls around the world)
All the nasty girls around the world
Around the world
That was some heavy shit... wow. You'll probably want to pause for a moment before continuing to read her personal poetry, which she so eloquently turns into song.
and, now... an excerpt from my personal favorite, "You Make Me Want To La La"
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la la
