Puff Daddy Diddle Doodle Pee Diddy Puffy Dumpling Doodler Diddy, is changing his name again! OH COOL, I can't wait! Hey I have a crazy idea.. how about YOUR REAL NAME, you ridiculous attention whore?
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OH PLEASE STOP
Puff Daddy Diddle Doodle Pee Diddy Puffy Dumpling Doodler Diddy, is changing his name again! OH COOL, I can't wait! Hey I have a crazy idea.. how about YOUR REAL NAME, you ridiculous attention whore?
"P. Diddy" Is a Gigantic ASS
Page Six is reporting that P. Diddy the ASS arrived at GoldBar in NYC with four other people,and when the hostess asked the question every hostess in any restaurant or bar asks "How many people in your party?"
Instead of saying "5" Diddy looked at her and said, "Fucking bitch!" How lovely. Diddy then walked past her into the restaurant. I guess everyone is supposed to know who he is because he's so cool and famous from... from.. wait I should be able to think of something..doing a stupid dance to someone else's songs, or changing his name to something stupid every few years, or..um.. oh I know, he has a man who holds an umbrella over his head.
Will Someone Open a Window?
P. Diddy challenged other celebrity perfumes to a "smell-off."
He said, “I send out a challenge…I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”
Mariah isn't hearing that. She responded to Diddy's challenge.
“I heard about this competition, and I wish Puff all the best with his new fragrance, but I think we're actually appealing to different types of women. M by Mariah Carey is about being unforgettable, not unforgivable. It’s not about a ménage à trois or a one night stand, it’s for the woman who wants the man to fall in love with her immediately, stay in love, and treat her like royalty.”
You go, Mimi! So in other words, his cheap perfume is for sluts and can be purchased at Walgreens, and hers... well it can also be purchased at Walgreens, but is more Princess Di. Ha Ha! I'll bet they both stink real bad!
P. Diddy & Sinead O'Connor Stick up for Britney
AFTER a traumatic couple of weeks, two of music's biggest (LOSERS) names are backing BRITNEY SPEARS.
Superstar rapper P. DIDDY has jumped to the troubled star's defense, claiming she is not the wild, out of control, party girl everybody thinks.
In fact, he says she's not even a big drinker. (DRUGS anyone?)
The rapper-turned-designer was with the singer the night before her joke of a performance at the MTV Video and Music Awards.
He said: "The times I was around her, in her defense, she didn't drink any alcohol. I didn't see her drink. (That doesn't mean she didn't)
"I was hospitable, I offered everybody a drink and, you know, she had water." (mixed with Vicodin and Morphine and some other stuff)
However, Diddy admits he didn't think to advise Britney not stay out late and get some rest before her big comeback. (If he had, she would have listened for sure!)
"Everybody has their own way. Some people deal with nerves, they can't go to sleep."
(Especially when they are on a bunch of different drugs!)
Meanwhile, SINEAD O'CONNOR has offered to beef up her security. (Ha! Ha! This is just what she needs!)
The Irish singer showed her support for Britney at a show in LA and dedicated her version of Rivers of Babylon to the struggling mum. (To the crowd of 6)
O'Connor told fans: "I've been keeping an eye on a girl who is getting a hard time in the media lately, and I just want her to know that if she needs a bodyguard, I'm her girl." (Sinead obviously just likes that Britney copied her shaved head look)
Wow, Sinead! The years have been extra cruel to you. Nice cheek hair though.
Paris & Britney Reunite
This is what the world has been praying for. Britney and Paris reunited last night in Vegas at Fitty Cent's party at The Hard Rock. Here they strike a slutty pose with Ditty himself and producer Dallas Austin.
Britney Parties Till Six A.M.
After being warned by MTV to "rest up and rehearse," Britney partied last night until six a.m. this morning with P. Diddy and Pharrell Williams.
Billy Joel's Wife Asked to Leave Diddy's Party
Sean "Diddy" Combs moved his annual White Party from St. Tropez to East Hampton, N.Y., but that didn't mean he was relaxing the rules -- wear all white or you need to leave!
Most of his friends, including Mariah Carey, Busta Rhymes, Donna Karan and Ashley Olsen complied. But Katie Joel, wife of piano man Billy Joel, committed a crime of fashion when she showed up in cream, not white. The horror! The fashion police asked her to go home and change, but she left and decided to stay home.
WE TIGHT, A'ITE?
Guess the rumours of all the hatin' was just..well, hatin'. On Wednesday night, in NYC's Madison Square Garden, Jay Z., P. Diddy, Fitty Cent and Kanye West all took the stage together in a surprise performance that had concert goers partyin' like it was their birthday! They even got kinda gay together.
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