Amy Used in Drug Training

AMY WINEHOUSE was so wasted when arrested in Norway that cops used her to teach a rookie what someone high on drugs looks like. When she opened the hotel room door it was obvious she was wasted. She was mumbling and no one could understand her. Insiders say she was so incoherent that cops refused to interview her until 11pm. Then they kept her overnight for her own safety in a tiny cell with a concrete bed.
“She was co-operative and even let an officer in training look in her eyes so he could recognize how a person high on drugs looks.
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Amy Winehouse Mugshot

Lucky Rumer Ready for Halloween Year Round

Stephanie Tanner is a Whore

I Am BEGGING You To STOP

The Fabulous Kimora Lee

Kimora Lee Simmons, the wife of music power Russell Simmons, was arrested in July 2004 and charged with marijuana possession and a variety of vehicular infractions following a traffic stop near her New Jersey estate. Saddle River police said Simmons, driving a Mercedes-Benz coupe, repeatedly ignored their directions to pull her car over as they followed in a cruiser with its lights flashing.

Life in the FAB LANE? What a mutated egomaniac she is! If it wasn't for Russell, she would HAVE NOTHING. Mogul, my ASS.

Michael Douglas' Son Arrested

Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron, has been arrested again, for possession of liquid cocaine.

According to official reports, “self employed” (Ha! Ha!) Cameron, 28 and friend, Christopher Lane, 30 were allegedly caught with liquid cocaine and a syringe in a hotel car park.

The charges originate from an arrest in July where the pair were picked up by police at the Sandyland Reef Hotel in Carpinteria, California, after being spotted illegally parked in Cameron’s dad’s silver BMW.

Pete's New Tell-All

The World's Top Supermodel

The definition of beauty is so screwed up! Here she is, the beautiful Kate Moss, who is a skanky, tired, beat down drug addict, and getting uglier by the minute. Too bad she didn't stay with Pete, he's looking better even though he's a little on the plump side now. She's moved on to a new drug addict boyfriend, Jamie Hince. People say Kate broke up with Pete because she wants to do drugs. UGH.

Prince Attacked!

I LOVE the terrified look on Prince's face! This was back in May when a fan rushed on the stage and jumped on him. Ha! Ha!

Justin Timberlake at Sixty

Odd Couple of the Week

Jessica Simpson is in Nashville learnin' to be a country singer. YEE HAW! While in town, Jessica also got to meet Robert Plant, the legendary frontman of Led Zeppelin. She hung out with the singer while he was taping an episode of CMT’s Crossroads.

Soap Stars Son Drowns

The 19-year-old son of soap opera star Hunter Tylo died in an accidental drowning Thursday night in the family's swimming pool in Henderson, Nevada, according to the Clark County Coroner's Office.

Michael Tylo Jr., the Bold and the Beautiful actress' oldest child with husband Michael Tylo (and pictured here with his parents when he was 12), was discovered in the backyard by an unidentified family member. He was pronounced dead at 11:55 p.m.

Is This Really Necessary?

Will you just go home and have your baby? And what's the deal with those dudes who are trying to hoist your fat ass? You're killing them! Quit trying to perform, you ridiculous freak, go HOME.

Lindsay's Bodyguard Doesn't Smile or Speak, and Has No Name

According to Contactmusic, “Her new bodyguard has no name, and doesn't smile.” Apparently Lindsay decided to get more serious about her own personal safety.

A photographer source told press, “This guy means business. He’s deadly serious about his job. He approached me recently while I was waiting for Lindsay outside a dance studio and left me with no doubt that if I didn’t move on, there would be trouble. He’s the real deal."

Britney WON'T LISTEN To Her Parenting Coach

Brit's parenting coach has had it with her! The coach asked the judge this week if they could end home lessons since Brit was not listening. The judge didn't rule on that, so the coach went out to Malibu yesterday for their lesson, but there was no Brit! She also was overheard telling someone when she left court last week, "Why didn't he (the Judge) lock down the building for me?"
source: tmz

HUH? OH MY GOD.

Britney sings and hums whenever her parenting coach tries to make a suggestion.

Inside the Shocking World of Celebrity BODY ODOR

I love this stuff: A long-time maid at Graceland revealed that Elvis had extremely bad body odor. She said that no matter how bad Elvis smelled, though, he just splashed on more cologne. Even so, she said his smell didn't seem to affect women wanting to sleep with him.

According to an Elvis tell-all, his feet also smelled to high heaven, and he threw his unwashed socks into his suitcase when he was on tour. Then he gave the stinky suitcase to his mother to clean when he got home. The contents were supposedly so stinky that she had to put on a mask and rubber gloves to wash them.

They don't call him Brad "Pitt" for nothin.
Direct Quote from Angelina Jolie: "Brad smells badly. VERY badly."
Direct Quote from Jennifer Aniston: "Brad doesn't like to shower. I always have to remind him."
Several of "Pitt's" co-stars have complained about him smelling - to which he angrily responded by purchasing a new $3,600 Calvin Klein shirt instead of merely taking a shower.

Keanu Reeves has had nearly every actress he worked with complain of his foul stench. His armpit rot even caused one of his co-stars to faint!
Goldie Hawn can clear entire rooms with her body odor. So can Courtney Cox. Those who have been anywhere near Russell Crowe describe his aroma as a "heart stopping body odor", and, as a bonus, he has fish breath. Robin Williams is very hairy and sweats alot, and his B.O. can "make your eyes water." Cameron Diaz won't wear deodorant, believing it's "bad for the environment", and doesn't shave her armpits, causing many of her co-stars to complain. Now Kirsten Dunst is the latest stinky offender, refusing to shower for sometimes a week or more.

You didn't think I could leave Britney out, did you? Honorable mention goes to her foot odor, as she has been asked to put her shoes back on in airplanes. Recently when other passengers complained of the overpowering rotten aroma coming from her hooves, instead of putting her shoes on, Britney demanded to be let off the plane, which had all the passengers applauding.

Whitney & Bobbi Christina Last Night at The Swarovski Party

Wow, Whitney really is off the crack, and I'm so glad

David Copperfield a RAPIST?!

And he always seemed so.. well, gay.
FOX News Channel is reporting that a Seattle woman is alleging magician David Copperfield raped her.

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned over the case to the FBI.

Picture of Paris "Working Hard"

Paris arrives at The Green Door Club last night. I thought this beat down skank was going to Rwonda to look at poor people??
Paris recently said:
“Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties. It was fantasy.

“But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.”
“I’m scared about going to Rwonda, yeah. I’ve heard it’s really dangerous. I’ve never been on a trip like this before.

“I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work."
LIKE THIS BITCH WORKS AT ALL, let alone "hard."

Beth Asked To Keep Her Clothes On

Gossip singer Beth Ditto performed at Fashion Rocks last night for the Prince's Trust. Before taking the stage Beth was told to keep her clothes on! Beth is known for riling up her audiences by ripping off all her clothes and only performing in a bra and panties.

A source told The Mirror , "Beth was taken to one side and has politely been asked to keep her clothes on, as royalty may be in attendance.

"She listened to what they had to say but said she won't make any promises."
I LOVE her boots! Does it really say "FOOD" on her right knee?

Oprah Blames Thyroid Gland For Her Obesity

Haven't we all heard this a million times? Some big fat person saying they barely eat? Well, Oprah is blaming her massive weight gain on her swollen thyroid gland. Mmm Hmmm.

Lance Thought Justin Was GAY

N Sync star Lance Bass has revealed that he once thought ex-bandmate Justin Timberlake was gay.

The singer said his suspicions were raised when Timberlake admitted that he dreamed of playing a homosexual role in a film.
He said: "We thought Justin was gay because he told us he wanted to do a gay part in a movie."
He recently suggested that Timberlake should reunite with 'N Sync to record another album.
Well, THAT'S NEVER going to happen. Justin thinks he's WAY TOO COOL, but especially after it's come out that Justin had sex with Lou Pearlman, and now that Lance is saying he assumed Justin was gay..and who DREAMS OF playing a homo? Come on.

Britney Gets Lips Injected, Goes out For Mexican Food

A peek inside Brit's wallet reveals her Safeway card! Note: Big sore on her hand

Britney dresses like a tacky hooker


"I'll have two jumbo bean burritos with extra beans"


Her crusty, bloody lips don't stop her from eating

Britney had her lips injected, then, with her bloody lips, went out to eat some mexican food. (After this, she ran over some dudes foot)
lip service: tmz

The Two Corey's Break Up

"We are not in great shape these days," the former "Surreal Life" star told US Weekly."We had a bit of a falling out." The childhood friends recently reunited for an A&E reality show, "The Two Coreys." The program ended its run this past summer. Now, Feldman said, the two men have stopped speaking.

"No, we are not talking at all," Feldman said. "He made some big mistakes and I am not sure why he made them. I am a bit confused by it all. He has big issues."
Feldman revealed that the two "men" haven't spoken in about two months."He has to get his life together," Feldman said. "He has some serious issues he must deal with. That's all I will say. He has to get it together very soon."
Anyone who was unfortunate enough to watch The Two Corey's can clearly see Haim's out of control cocaine use.

Britney Runs a Man Over, Keeps Going

Britney ran over one of the paparazzi's feet last night while leaving a parking garage.

The bloated singer was trying to pull out of a Beverly Hills parking structure when she was surrounded by photogs. And as she slowly drove away, an unnamed man fell to the ground after Spears ran over his foot.

The paparazzo was wearing a camouflage coat and can be seen falling over while screaming in pain. As expected, there were plenty of witnesses, as well as documentation due to the fact that there were a bevy of still and video cameras.

Earlier in the day, the acne faced songbird reached a financial agreement with the owner of the car she rammed into August 6th, agreeing to pay the owner of the car about one thousand dollars in damages.

After she hit the photog, Spears yelled out, "I'm a terrible driver!" and was seen raising her hand to her mouth in shock, and crying as she drove away. She never stopped to check on the paparazzo’s condition. No one has filed a report with the police as of yet. Oh, but they will.

Amy's Arrest

Amy and her hideous husband Blake were arrested last night at their hotel in Norway when other guests were complaining of the powerful weed smoke coming from their room. Apparently, the hotel there doesn't usually mind if you smoke weed, but it was too obvious and filling the hallways. She and Blake spent the night in jail, and were released this morning at seven a.m. Amy then went straight to a fancy spa and ordered tons of champagne.During her performances she has been nervous, twitching, and unable to remember her own lyrics. The Daily Mail also reports that she has been wearing this exact outfit for five days in a row.