Jessica Biel is Ugly

Jessica Biel was looking really cheerful and pretty as usual, at a Florida Marlins gae this weekend.

Oh Yes She's Real Hot

Jessica Biel a "hottie?" PLEASE, everyone. HOW? Even when she's "made up" she's far from being a "hottie." UGH! Yeah, as hot as Angelina.

So Ugly. So Fake.

The fakest couple since George Clooney and that slut, the highly overrated Justin I Think I'm Fly Timberlake and Jessica Oh My Pain Biel, step out for a photo op night on the town. UGHHHHH!!! HER. FACE. as she basks in the intensity of Justin's love.

UGH.

Jessica Biel is taking pictures of the paparazzi that Splash or x17 sent to cover the exciting Jessica Biel getting out of her car story. She's so ugly, boring, not cool, and wow I bet those paps were really scared when she started taking THEIR picture! (all 3 of them) I can't IMAGINE BOTHERING to take a picture of her.

She's REALLY famous and by famous I mean for f**king Justin Timberlake, because other than her shitty Adam Sandler movie, she hasn’t been too busy since Seventh Heaven fired her for being a whore in Details magazine. I wonder what her preacher father thinks of her and her homosexual relationship now, because she is a BIG TIME OBVIOUS lesbian, and everyone on earth knows that squirrely little worm Justin is a homo.
source: drunken stepfather

WTF IsJessica Biel's Prob?

Is she brain dead? Does she wash her hair? Does she have a personality? And where is all this "hotness" I'm always hearing about? UGH.