Lindsay Lohan has lost her modeling contract as the face of Jill Stuart, and been replaced by Hilary Swank. Yes, that's Hilary, proving that it doesn't really matter who the model is, because even a horse face can look very alluring.
The good news for us is that now Lindsay can focus more time on "her music." She's always talking about her music, so I'm sure it's really good. In other modeling "news," Keith Richards is the "new face" of Louis Vuitton. Louis says "Keith Richards is timeless and ageless."
Today Keith revealed that he reads The Bible "all the time." Here are a few pics of Lindsay and her skanky sister out to dinner. What's that little bitches problem? I thought she wanted to be "famous. so bad you don't even know" I believe were her exact words.
You don't want your picture taken? It's really pretty simple, you stupid tramp. Quit wearing those whore boots and your slut face and don't go out with Lindsay.
