Showing posts with label Ashley Olsen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley Olsen. Show all posts
Hugh Hefner Needs To Go Back to Bed.. and Stay There
If we needed absolute proof that Hugh Hefner has completely lost what was left of his 82 year old mind, he wants The Olsen Trolls to pose for Playboy. 
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star. I'm not a young man, but has anyone seen them lately? Hugh wanting Lindsay to recreate another Marilyn photo shoot is just as ridiculous. He needs to go back to bed, eat his thin soup and make Holly watch another silent movie because his judgment is obviously long gone.
You know, I can understand why they WERE every young mans fantasy. They didn't become ugly in the way of most child stars, where they are cute for a minute then instantly mutated. They made themselves ugly with bad choices. Choices like drugs, not eating, not bathing and washing or BRUSHING their hair, and their horrible homeless hooker rags. They even have bad breath!
I had forgotten how cute they were, and could still be.
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star. I'm not a young man, but has anyone seen them lately? Hugh wanting Lindsay to recreate another Marilyn photo shoot is just as ridiculous. He needs to go back to bed, eat his thin soup and make Holly watch another silent movie because his judgment is obviously long gone.
You know, I can understand why they WERE every young mans fantasy. They didn't become ugly in the way of most child stars, where they are cute for a minute then instantly mutated. They made themselves ugly with bad choices. Choices like drugs, not eating, not bathing and washing or BRUSHING their hair, and their horrible homeless hooker rags. They even have bad breath!
I had forgotten how cute they were, and could still be.
Ashley and Lance Living in Hotel Together
Full House troll Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong are telling friends that they are "in love," and have been staying at Soho House Hotel in NYC together. Armstrong, who is 15 years older than Ashley is going through a mid-life crisis, and not to be trusted, according to his "friends", who have tried to "warn her."
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