The Fabulous Kimora Lee Simmons is Ugly

with, and without make-up. ugh. love the snake and tanning bumps too

TIP: GET OVERYOURSELF

Supermodel Kimora Lee Simmons recently told People magazine that she’s in the tabloids every week!

"I’m in the paper every single week – that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I’m pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water,” she said Friday at Washington University in St. Louis. “Lies upon lies upon lies.”

Now what paper is this? It must be the one that you publish yourself about your fabulosity because I've never seen even a mention of you in anything. In fact, you're not even on the lame list of stars homes that tourists can drive by, and that made you really mad, remember?

The Fabulous Kimora Lee

Kimora Lee Simmons, the wife of music power Russell Simmons, was arrested in July 2004 and charged with marijuana possession and a variety of vehicular infractions following a traffic stop near her New Jersey estate. Saddle River police said Simmons, driving a Mercedes-Benz coupe, repeatedly ignored their directions to pull her car over as they followed in a cruiser with its lights flashing.

Life in the FAB LANE? What a mutated egomaniac she is! If it wasn't for Russell, she would HAVE NOTHING. Mogul, my ASS.