TIP: GET OVERYOURSELF

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Supermodel Kimora Lee Simmons recently told People magazine that she’s in the tabloids every week!

"I’m in the paper every single week – that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I’m pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water,” she said Friday at Washington University in St. Louis. “Lies upon lies upon lies.”

Now what paper is this? It must be the one that you publish yourself about your fabulosity because I've never seen even a mention of you in anything. In fact, you're not even on the lame list of stars homes that tourists can drive by, and that made you really mad, remember?