Does "Benji" have another outfit? Where did you get those boobs from all of a sudden? They weren't there before. The suspense is killing us all... are you really engaged? Why are you always kind of naked? Are you going to keep acting like this your whole life? Are you two really this happy, because these pictures sure look fake, like you're posing. In fact, Benji looks like he's being tortured. I don't see any genuine affection between the two of you.
Who is taking care of your 17 dogs right now? How is that half way house you're building for the women inmates coming along? When is your trip to that third world country, you know.. the one where you were going to help orphans by giving them a bunch of your nasty old clothes? What's that crap on your face? When you wear your hair over wonky, did you think we forgot it's there? Why don't you just get it fixed? If you are so in love with someone who has a twin he's close to, why have you never once been seen with Joel and Nicole your life long bestie? Don't you ever get sick of yourself? Remember that time you told Larry King that you read the Bible every night and he asked you what your favorite passage was and you didn't know one because you've never seen a Bible? That was funny.
