
Big Gay Al and Starling in happier times, when their love was fresh and new

"Damn, what else can I bring back... I could bring back big ugly tatoos...no.. shaved heads with gross nubs on them, no nothing rhymes with that..I should bring back having pubes all over your face and being an asshole. I am one miserable little punk, thats for sure."

Scary Ray Liotta should have been on my list

One of the top actresses of our day!

Courtney Love wanders around saying someone stealing millions, pretending to be Kurt. The police say none of this happened.

Celine's Vegas Show: A Hair Raising Experience


Tom was throwing a tantrum because he did not want to stand next to these Kabbalah-ites. Plus, Demi tried to demand top billing when they made "A Few Good Men" together, Those 2 old fugs should be together and let Ashton and Katie go have a normal life.

The sad little head that belongs to the sausage legs below

At least she's trying


Matthew Broderick interrupted while making a secret call to his gay lover

Guess who the next 2 pair of feet belong to. Hint: a father and daughter combo. Wow her legs are like sausages in those horrible pants


And she thought she was going to be so happy! The corny freak got what she deserves

Michael Douglas is ready for the morgue

Tina Fey, the Lucille Ball of our time. Except she's funny.

Sixteen isn't so fun pregnant. But the sex with all them guys sure was, y'all!

Your top half is grosser

Grow up, you're so gross

When I was 9, there was no other man in my life but Davy Jones

Boring whale Angelina waddles into a sex shop (I'm serious) to buy some naughty things to "surprise brad." Why don't you surprise him by looking like a woman for a change? You know, your hair done, make-up, maybe even smiling, and a color other than black, you freak

Convicted shoplifter and oxycontin addict Winona Ryder, looking hideous in L.A.

The flawless beauty which is Britney Jean Spears, appears to have some skin condition

Ugly Ivanka Trump stares into space, cross eyed and buck toothed, believing she is sexy

Gavin and Gwen visit the farmers market on Sunday to celebrate the success of Kingston's operation, where they surgically removed his pacifier which had fused to the skin inside his mouth.

"Stay completely still, earth child. You must preserve your strength for a long journey. Soon, my child. Soon."

I think Lindsay looked better orange
