What are the paparzzi waiting 12 or 14 hours a day, six or seven days a week for? Their dream shot will be the day Britney rolls her car into a ditch. Britney thinks they are her friends.When Britney Spears fulfills her apparent fate and dies in a fiery car crash, or overdoses on prescription medication, it will be surpassingly strange if the paps miss the shot.
Britney runs over a photographer's foot, can't seem to decide whether she is turning right or left, and blunders into the median strip. She rolls down her window for a quick second and looks around, confused, then lurches forward, nearly colliding with another car. They are disappointed when she doesn't.
"When I ask the paparazzi what pictures the pack is waiting for next, he shrugs. "Now I think she can have a little car accident," he says simply. "That would be the best."
Britney's lawyer is arguing with Kevin Federline’s lawyer over the ridiculously high legal fees arising from the former couple’s bitter custody battle.
The new lawyer, Stacy Phillips, argued that K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan’s fees are excessive, saying that “four months of fees for both sides added up to a whopping $900,000.”
Pagesix continues to report that Phillips argued that Kevin has the ability to pay for his own lawyer (the current agreement stipulates that the pop star pays for all of her ex-husband’s legal fees), saying, “Ms. Spears is not an open checkbook.”
She believes that Kaplan’s fees should be in the “$150,000-$175,000 range.”
Later, she attacked Kevin for not separating his personal and business expenses, and revealed that his ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson has use of his business credit card and is using it for personal purposes. She went on to say that K-Fed recently spent $20,000 on jewelry, went out to dinner and left a $2,000 tip on a $365 bill.
K-Fat could have been the bend n' snap UPS guy in the Broadway version of Legally Blonde but he thought he was too cool. He asked for a ridiculous amount of money and they laughed. It's not going to happn now, and no one will hire him. Hey K-Fat? I thought you were a dancer. From Us Magazine:“He’s so excited!” a Federline source tells Us. "This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.
Yes, K-fat, we've seen what you can do. You can't rap, you can't act. GET A JOB.
