Corey Feldman To Go Under the Knife!

Corey Feldman is getting lipo to suck his fat out. OMG he thinks he's so cool, and acts like he's a major star, what a corny freak!

Corey Haim Was Raped

Crackhead Corey Haim says a friend of Corey Feldman's raped him. It was obviously Michael Jackson but Feldman is denying it.

“People can say whatever they want, but it wasn’t Michael,” Feldman told GQ’s Mickey Rapkin. “He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn’t even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering.” About his abuse, Haim adds, “It’s something that will be addressed in my inner soul for the rest of my life, and it’s something that truly affects me . . . It’s just like, it happened, it’s over, and move on. Let’s move on to the next subject.”

Just Sad

I bet producers everywhere are jamming the phone lines to answer this ad. Corey Meth Addict Haim (somehow afforded to) took out this full page ad in Variety after being fired from his own show, The Two Coreys Two. Corey? If you get fired from THE TWO COREYS... what job do you think you could get now? I'd get my app into Long John Silvers if I were you.

Gene Simmons Has High Class Friends

The A listers who showed up to roast Kiss's Gene Simmons included Carrot Top and Cory Feldman. Who could have imagined he had friends in such high places? WTF is Feldman wearing on his arm/hand? It looks like one of those video game controllers.. nice shirt too! His hands are so gay and dainty.. UGH! And Carrot- well, he leaves me speechless.

Better Get To Ebay Before It's Too Late!

This original piece of Television history can be yours! The snowboard…was given to actor COREY HAIM as a birthday gift from COREY FELDMAN on the T.V. show “The Two Coreys!”

The snowboard will be PERSONALLY SIGNED BY COREY HAIM and personalized to the winning bidder. Also included will be a photo of COREY HAIM with the board to confirm authenticity. Ha! Ha! LIKE ANYONE CARES!

Also for sale is a letterman jacket once worn by Haim in a movie you’ve never seen—a steal at $16,000. No Bids yet so there's still time!

The Two Corey's Break Up

"We are not in great shape these days," the former "Surreal Life" star told US Weekly."We had a bit of a falling out." The childhood friends recently reunited for an A&E reality show, "The Two Coreys." The program ended its run this past summer. Now, Feldman said, the two men have stopped speaking.

"No, we are not talking at all," Feldman said. "He made some big mistakes and I am not sure why he made them. I am a bit confused by it all. He has big issues."
Feldman revealed that the two "men" haven't spoken in about two months."He has to get his life together," Feldman said. "He has some serious issues he must deal with. That's all I will say. He has to get it together very soon."
Anyone who was unfortunate enough to watch The Two Corey's can clearly see Haim's out of control cocaine use.

The World Mourns The Loss of a Great Actor

Statement from Corey Feldman:
"I am more than an actor. I am an icon.. an institution." Haha!! OH. MY.
"I feel that I need to address some of the statements that have been made in reference to Corey Haims and my friendship and his participation in Lost Boys 2. I have always considered Corey Haim a brother and dear friend and have always been there for him. Although I am deeply saddened that he has decided not to participate in Lost Boys 2, it was strictly his decision. For the record, I was not willing to go forward with any production or deal until I was assured that Corey Haim was onboard. I received confirmation from my representation that Haim had announced that he was officially attached to Lost Boys 2.

After starting production in Vancouver, I learned that Haim had chosen to pull out of the project. The reasons for his decisions are his and his alone. Although I am saddened by Haims departure, I am enjoying working on the film and am very excited about working with my Frog Brother Jamison Newlander and to carry the torch forward. I am very proud to be part of this highly anticipated sequel for Warner Brothers and feel confident that we are making a film that the fans will welcome as a complimentary addition to the franchise."

After some of us unfortunately saw the episode (or, any episode) of the A&E Show The Two Corey's where Corey Haim breaks down in tears over not being included in the Warner Brothers sequel of The Lost Boys, it is now being reported that he was asked to be in it. Now, he has pulled out because he does not want to participate in the drug testing for the movie. Wow I'm shocked! Who would have guessed! Ha Ha!