And even sadder, Pamela Anderson, the broke down ho, started singing instead
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Michael Whips The Crowd Into a Frenzy
Michael Jackson, looking REALLY GOOD for him, drove the crowd at designer Christian Audigier's birthday wild when he took the microphone. Guests were on the edge of their seats, no one was breathing, as they waited for him to start singing..."She was more than a beauty queen from a movie scene..." But, sadly, he just said very quietly "Christian is the King of Fashion." Then he sat down.
And even sadder, Pamela Anderson, the broke down ho, started singing instead
And even sadder, Pamela Anderson, the broke down ho, started singing instead
Chunky Britney Works Out For Ten Minutes
Britney went to Bally Fitness yesterday, but only worked out for a total of ten minutes. Later, the chunky "poptart" headed out for a night on the town – attending fashion designer Christian Audigier's birthday party at the Petersen Automotive Museum. While there, Brit lounged on a white sofa with a few friends and her dad, watching the festivities which included an impromptu performance by Fergie-lishus and an appearance by deformed freak, Michael Jackson.
Photos from the birthday party
She stayed for 90 minutes, with Daddy Spears making sure she didn't drink or have fun
Pammy's knees are busted, and so is her face
I Know, It's Too Early For This
Michael Jackson isn't the only one in his fam who loves plastic surgery.
LaToya Jackson in the 70's
LaToya in Germany yesterday, where she is a huge star, LOL. She is "helping" to open a department store there.
LaToya Jackson in the 70's
LaToya in Germany yesterday, where she is a huge star, LOL. She is "helping" to open a department store there.
Shocking! Michael Jackson is Swearing Off Women!!
Michael Jackson has dated a chimpanzee,
Macaulay Culkin,
and a three foot midget,
(although the little guy did seem to turn out okay)
but NEVER a "Woman."
Previously unseen court documents have revealed child star Macaulay was affectionately known as 'Doo Doo Head' by Michael Jackson as part of a secret Neverland society.
A photograph of Culkin was obtained from Michael's bedroom.
Gossip site PageSix.com reports that an accompanying police memo says, "The photograph had a message written on it. The message stated, 'To Apple Head. Always remember keep Apple Head Club Doo Doo Head Alive.'" The photograph was signed by Culkin who added 'Doo Doo Head' after his name.
It is believed the Apple Head Club was a secret society that Michael Jackson, "the silver fox," encouraged his young friends to join.
Yes, he did marry Elvis's daughter, but was never intimate, unless you call building a tree fort foreplay. Yet he thinks we'll believe that he has SWORN OFF WOMEN while he is working on his latest attempt to make a comeback. First thing, Mike. Lose the Arabian headgear. Not cool. The mask? Not working for you either. Look, we all know you're not normal. Still, the public is forgiving, and after watching Britney, you see a little more mainstream after all.
From the testimony of Phillip LeMarque, Jackson's chef:
Is that you, silver fox?
"I received a 3 a.m. radio call from security: "The Silver Fox wants French fries." Lemarque found the Silver Fox, (aka Jackson,) in the arcade room.
"Michael was playing with Macaulay Culkin at one of the games, Thriller. He was holding the kid — he was small, he probably couldn't reach the controls. His left hand was inside the pants of the kid ... down into the pants ... in the crotch area," LeMarque said. "I was shocked. I almost dropped the French fries."
Michael Jackson’s legal bills have prompted him to go back to work - and this time he’s serious. He’s hired music producers RedOne and Akon to mastermind his new album, and the trio began working together at the Palms recording studio in Las Vegas Wednesday. “Michael is producing the album himself and then will sell it to a record company when he’s finished,” our spy said. To maintain the utmost concentration, “Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions.”
his fingernails are absolutely stomach churning
Jackson has also sworn off women told pals, “He’s not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done."
That's a HUGE sacrifice he's making, since he's never been involved with one at all.
Minibits
Benji in London with Man Hands
Scary Kate Olsen is hideous
Fun Flashback: the two biggest freaks on earth
Nicolas Cage's son is hot
Lindsay Oldhan
Hilary Swank has no eyebrows
Jenna Jameson: So much botox in her face, she has to pry her mouth open with her hands to be able to eat
Sexy Heidi Montag flashes the paparazzi
Scary Kate Olsen is hideous
Fun Flashback: the two biggest freaks on earth
Nicolas Cage's son is hot
Lindsay Oldhan
Hilary Swank has no eyebrows
Jenna Jameson: So much botox in her face, she has to pry her mouth open with her hands to be able to eat
Sexy Heidi Montag flashes the paparazzi
Michael Saves Neverland at the Last Minute!
Michael had this statue placed on the grounds of Neverland to show all the little children that they would always have a safe place to come to.
Michael reminisces about the first day he found Neverland, and chokes back tears telling how he almost lost it. "Now I can stock the fridge with Jesus Juice," he chortled.
Michael Jackson has made a last-minute deal to save his famous former home, Neverland Ranch, just days before it was scheduled for public auction.
Michael reminisces about the first day he found Neverland, and chokes back tears telling how he almost lost it. "Now I can stock the fridge with Jesus Juice," he chortled.
Michael Jackson has made a last-minute deal to save his famous former home, Neverland Ranch, just days before it was scheduled for public auction.According to Jacko's lawyer, the King of Pop worked out a "confidential" deal with Fortress Investment Group, which allows him to retain ownership of the combination house/amusement park in Los Olivos, Calif.
"Neverland and MJ are fine," McMillan said in a statement.
The 49-year-old mutated freak owed $24.5 million in taxes on the 2,500-acre spread northwest of Santa Barbara, and the auction had been set for next Wednesday, March 19.
Michael was angry when he first heard about the auction, but then he realized he had to take action.
Billie Jean Is Not His Lover
A woman named Billie Jean Jackson was arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies were called to the house Monday night after Neverland's security detained Billie Jean, 60, who has long claimed to be Michael's wife.
Billie Jean was arrested and booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail.
Meanwhile, Michael Jackson is in Miami, back in the studio, and looking... (for him) sort of normal!
Shocking Secret of The Jackson Family!
Janet
Okay, well I'm completely shocked! The Jackson's don't have their real noses! Who knew?
LaToya
Okay, well I'm completely shocked! The Jackson's don't have their real noses! Who knew?
LaToya
As Michael Loses Neverland, He Keeps up a Brave Face
Michael today, tape holding his face together and all pilled up
Unless Michael Jackson comes up with some serious cash soon, he’ll lose Neverland Ranch.
Poor Michael has been foreclosed on by Financial Title Company, who filed a notice of a trustee’s sale yesterday.
He will have to pay more than $24 million if he hopes to remain the owner of Neverland. And he must do it by March 19th to avoid a public auction.
At Neverland, Michael told small boys that he was Peter Pan
Michael left the ranch in 2005 when he was caught molesting boys there, and left all his zoo animals to starve.
Neverland is crumbling and rotting, and in a state of decay without Michael to lovingly tend to it. Brad and Angie 
considered purchasing it, and stayed there, but spent a restless night hearing the screams of the little children.
As Neverland crumbles, Michael tries to "save face"
Michael's dirty Thriller Glove, complete with hair
If Neverland is auctioned, the new owner will take possession of everything on the property, like rides, furniture, appliances, and all personal effects of Michael to include all the tortured souls of the little children, his big fun-bed,
all his child pornography, his starving circus animals, the stench of their poop, their carcasses which have been left unattended, the grave of Bubbles the Chimp, all of MJ's creepy, lifelike statue friends, his closets filled with general suits, his set of extra plastic noses, and the elephant man's bones.
Unless Michael Jackson comes up with some serious cash soon, he’ll lose Neverland Ranch.
Poor Michael has been foreclosed on by Financial Title Company, who filed a notice of a trustee’s sale yesterday.
He will have to pay more than $24 million if he hopes to remain the owner of Neverland. And he must do it by March 19th to avoid a public auction.
At Neverland, Michael told small boys that he was Peter Pan
Michael left the ranch in 2005 when he was caught molesting boys there, and left all his zoo animals to starve.
Neverland is crumbling and rotting, and in a state of decay without Michael to lovingly tend to it. Brad and Angie 
considered purchasing it, and stayed there, but spent a restless night hearing the screams of the little children.
As Neverland crumbles, Michael tries to "save face"
Michael's dirty Thriller Glove, complete with hair
If Neverland is auctioned, the new owner will take possession of everything on the property, like rides, furniture, appliances, and all personal effects of Michael to include all the tortured souls of the little children, his big fun-bed,
all his child pornography, his starving circus animals, the stench of their poop, their carcasses which have been left unattended, the grave of Bubbles the Chimp, all of MJ's creepy, lifelike statue friends, his closets filled with general suits, his set of extra plastic noses, and the elephant man's bones.
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