Sting Doesn't Like Pete! Why?!

Sting is furious that his (UGLY) 17 year old daughter, Coco, has been getting cozy with the lovable Pete Doherty.

Give Sweet Pete a break, I say! Look at Coco! What a little squinty eyed bitch!

Johnny Rotten Thinks Sting Stinks

Punk legend John Lydon has lashed out at Sting - calling The Police front man a "soggy old dead carcass".

The Sex Pistol, also known as Johnny Rotten, poured scorn on the Eighties band`s recent comeback. He dismissed Sting calling him "Stink", and saying:

"You know listening to Stink try to squeak through Roxanne one more time that`s not fun.

"It`s like letting air out of a balloon."
Love this pic of Stink on the beach, WTF is happening here? What do you think?

You Don't Have to Put on the Red Light

Sting was photographed leaving a whore house in the red light district of Hamburg, Germany early yesterday morning. His publicist said "If he did go there, it's not something he would be ashamed of." Cool, then why is he hiding? He's been married to Trudie "The Joker" Styler for 25 years, and they often brag that they have non-stop sex for 48 hours at a time. Ha Ha! Not this time I guess.