Another (Fake) Fairy Tale Romance Ends

Oh boo hoo, Jennifer Garner and Ben are getting a divorce. The reason? Besides his creepy obsession with Matt Damon, Ben wants out because Jennifer refuses to stop wearing her big, ugly, brown, clod-like Born sandals with every single thing she wears.

Want to email somebody a link to this photo?

Your photo caption has been updated

Jennifer Garner and Violet

He's Still a LOSER

Affleck showed up to his interview with Details Magazine despite a wicked cough and even had a good excuse for showing up late -- his German Shepherd got into a container of Metamucil and sprayed diarrhea all over the house. “There’s no way Jennifer [Garner] was going to clean that up by herself,” he joked.
On dating Jennifer Lopez:
“It was probably bad for my career."

Hey, Ben? I'm no fan of J. Lo, but your "CAREER?" Which was.. what? One movie (Good Will Hunting) that you helped to write and had a SMALL part in? Get a life. YOU are bad for YOUR CAREER.

Boring Couple/ Movie Alert

Okay, here is a pic of BORING Ben Affleck and extra boring Jennifer Aniston in between scenes on their new YAWN movie, "He's Just Not That Into You". Here is what I imagine them to be saying:
Jennifer: "You know what? I am REALLY ready to find love"
Ben: "Sorry, I'm already married to someone REAL boring who wears big brown ugly shoes."
Hey! Maybe they are making fun of their ex's who used to date, Brad and that bitch Gwyneth.

We Love Planet Hiltron