Cruise's Have a Tent Warming Party

In keeping with their tradition of acting like they are in their seventies, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a BORING housewarming party, and the sounds of HORNS from the BIG BAND music that played loudly at their old people party was said to "pierce the night air." Wow, that sounds fun. Ever heard of normal music? Some Counting Crows or Tool maybe? LOSERS.
Kirstie Alley and her daughter were there

J.Lo was there, but Marc had to babysit

Big fat bitchy know-it-all kiss ass Oprah was there with her husband Gayle


Brooke Shields and her psycho hubby went too, wow these people really look fun. UGH Can you imagine? J.Lo what a bitch, and Oprah, their EGOS!!! and Tom's too. What did they do/talk about? How cool they all think they are, and how much their stuff costs.

Sick, they are "too cool" to have the party in their house!! Even though it's a housewarming party, they had it in a tent!! They must not have had enough room in their house...

Brooke Shields Drives Her Car Into Her House

Brooke Shields blames her high heels for driving her car into her house. Brooke admits she was ‘multitasking’ in her car when her shoe became tangled in the pedals and ran smack into her home.

“I drove into the beam that supports our house! I was wearing these enormously high heels and one of them got stuck on the pedal.”I said to my husband (Chris Henchy), ‘Should that beam really be there? Maybe we can move it.’ And he was like, ‘Uh, it holds up the whole place!’”

Okay, this isn't her car or house. But I think this is just what it looked like! She smashed into her house because she realized she forgot her bra.