Matty Cakes Leaves Right After Sex

More "steamy" details have emerged about Matthew Broderick's secret affair! LOL Like anyone cares! Here they are:

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”

Boring Matthew Broderick Cheats on Horseface

Sarah often brags about her perfect marriage, and has publicly wondered if her husband is gay
While Sarah Jessica, (who is often mistaken for a horse)

was frantically searching for corny, boring Matthew Broderick

one night earlier this year, he was having sex with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal.

Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a "showbiz friend."

The World's Unsexiest Woman & The World's 100th Sexiest Woman

Keep in mind that Horse face is trying to look good here, and has lots of make-up on

The stupidist tatoo ever

At Least Horse Face Has Pretty Hands

Sarah Jessica's hands were the talk of the town last night, according to the Daily Mail.

All His Friends Are Gay

Everyone has long known that Matthew Broderick is gay, but of course... his gay Broadway career, his wife with a face like a horse. Then Sarah Jessica did an interview with New York Magazine yesterday, where she certainly didn't help to dispel this rumor:

...when I talk about my husband, who like Broderick is a science geek and a gadget-hound, she suggests that we should set them up as friends. "Matthew doesn't have enough straight friends," she tells me, sounding very mother-hennish and adding that Matthew has mostly gay friends in New York."

Trying to find friends for your husband in his forties? Now THAT'S GAY.

Horseface Wears a Nine Dollar Dress

Horseface Parker wore a $9.00 dress to prove you don't need much money to look good

The sun dress, which the actress wore at a recent New York premiere, is one of more than 1,000 items in her Bitten line (as in "bitten by the acting bug") at the retailing phenomenon Steve & Barry.

Robert Downey Reminices About Horse Face

Reformed bad boy Robert Downey Jr. blames himself for his 1991 split with actress Sarah Horseface Parker

"I was so selfish," the actor, 43, admits in the new issue of Parade. "I liked to drink, and I had a drug problem, and that didn't jibe with Sarah Jessica, because it was the furthest thing from what she is."

At 19, "we quickly moved in together and played house," he reminisces of their life in L.A. "It was idyllic."

Downey's career took off with the 1987 drama Less Than Zero.

So did his drug addiction.

"She tried to help me," he says of his Sex and the City star ex. "She was so miffed when I didn't get my act together.

"Sarah Jessica would pull me out of a hangover," he recalls, "and we'd go pick out furniture together. She is a force of nature!"
Parker eventually ended their relationship after seven years.

"I was in love with Sarah Jessica," he says, "and love clearly was not enough. I was meant to move on. And, after some heartache, she was meant to find her home with a great star."

(In 1997, Parker wed Matthew Broderick, whom Downey says is "a lot more grounded than I ever was." He also calls their 5-year-old son, James Wilkie, "a great kid.")

Now clean and sober, Downey — who has a son Indio, 14, from his 1992 marriage to model Deborah Falconer — is wed to producer Susan Levin.

"She told me, 'I'm not doing that drug dance with you. I'm drawing a line in the sand here,'" he says. "She was absolutely clear about it.

"That doesn’t mean that other women, business associates, movie directors, insurance companies, judges and law enforcement hadn’t been clear about it too," Downey adds. "It was that, before I met Mrs. Downey, I just didn’t give a godd--n.

"What changed is that I cared."

Tattlebits

Al Pacino at the premiere of his new film 88 Minutes

Two phony gays who may be buying a soccer team together

Poor Maureen McCormick, (Marcia Brady)ravaged by years of alcohol abuse, at the Country Music Awards

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Has Christie Brinkley ever looked bad a day in her life? I'm guessing no

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Fresh faced SJP, I MUST know.. who does your make-up?

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Your arms are so soft and feminine too. Oh my... you don't use heroin do you? O dear

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Lip Sores

What is that scrounge all over Horseface's lip?

No, really! What is it? AHHHHH!!! She's so gross

Sarah Jessica Defends Her Horse Face

Horse face Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't mind that she has the honor of being named "The World's Ugliest Woman." Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't bother her at all.

She said:
"Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow!
It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgement too. It's condemnation, it's insane.

What can I do? I guess you can't please all people." (or, any of the people.)

Even though you had plastic surgery, it didn't help!
Bad news, horse face. If you had fake boobs, you'd still look like a horse. If you had botox, you'd still be covered with warts. It's not just the men, the women of this world whole heartedly agree, you are one fug broad. p.s. matthew broderick is a corny ugly dork

Two Middle Aged Sluts and Some Street People

They keep changing the name of their show. First it was Momager, UGH. Then it was Lohan Life, so sick. Now it's called Livin' La Vida Lohan.


Super sexy Sarah Jessica Parker takes out the garbage this morning after falling down the stairs at a Vogue photo shoot yesterday

Lindsay and her lover Samantha are like a gust of fresh winter air

Warty Horseface Falls Down The Stairs During Vogue Photo Shoot

Only moments before, she felt beautiful as the horse trainer groomed her

Sarah Agrees, She is NOT SEXY

Sarah Jessica Parker was asked what she thought about being voted "The Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim Magazine. SJP laughed it off and said:

"What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy.

"I don't think I am, either."

SJP Voted World's Least Sexy Woman by Maxim Magazine

Show Me Someone Uglier... I Dare You

Sarah Jessica Parker could not look more like a horse.

Enough is Enough

These women are the supposed style icons of our time. Oh my god, WHY! SJP looks like a horse or a witch complete with warts and veiny hands. "Posh" Spice, even with her endless attempts at plastic surgeries still looks exactly like a vaseline covered pig. And her EYEBROWS in the before AND AFTER! Angelina is a skeleton with lips. Katie Holmes is smeared with herpes, and dresses like a man.