Fatso Lies Some More

Note: Dark shading under her chins to disguise how many there are
Kirstie Alley is denying reports that she's regained any of the weight she lost on the Jenny Craig diet plan, claiming that she put on 10 pounds in January when she decided not to renew her contract but has lost it again.

Alley says she stopped working with Jenny Craig, which she considers the “best weight-loss program, bar none,” because the company wanted to go in a “different direction” with advertising. It’s using a more serious, health-conscious approach in ads featuring Queen Latifah, she says.

“I wasn’t the right person to do that. For the past three years, I’ve written most of the commercials. All the commercials I did were based on comedy and self-deprecation. That’s my forte,” says the beastly freak. Yeah, your forte is that you're not funny, and you're a liar.

Coming Soon to Drug Stores Everywhere!

Kirstie Alley is pretending that she left Jenny Craig to "start her own weight loss brand." Yeah, get me some of Kirstie's thin tips! This smug cow hasn't been thin since she was a cokehead in 1987 living in a tent in her friends' basement. Why is she so mad/surprised that she was fired? Save it, Kirstie. Valerie Bertenelli is embarrassing and fat enough for both of you. She's saying she lost FORTY POUNDS. (Fourteen TOPS). Your loud, annoying bragging about your IMAGINED 75 pound weight loss is like Lindsay saying she uses Ivory Soap every day. You drink 18 Jones soda's a day, and like to go to some pie place and get 4 pies and eat them in your car. That's my kind of weight loss plan.

"Lovable Fat Guy" Actor Loses 315 Pounds

pretty cute fat guy too

OMG He's so cute

Actor Ron Lester, known for his “lovable fat guy” roles, such as the jolly Billy Bob in “Varsity Blues,” talks about his 315 pound weight loss in an interview on “The Today Show.”

37-year-old Lester, who tipped the scales at 509 pounds before turning 30, had gastric bypass surgery, flat lining during the operation, and numerous plastic surgeries to remove excess skin.

Lester was also in Freaks and Geeks, Good Burger, and Not Another Teen Movie. He has worked steadily since he was a teenager, but is now having trouble finding roles.

Actors Who Are Fat Now

Luke Wilson

Chris O'Donnell

"Leo" Dicaprio

Val Kilmer

Fire Her "Trainer"

So Miss Aretha has been giving interviews about how she's working with a trainer, and has lost alot of weight, she feels lighter, blah, blah. Is she kidding? This is her yesterday. Yum!

"The Finger" is SO STALE

More Like SEVEN POUNDS

Oh, ya, Kirstie Alley has lost SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS! Fake, fake, fake.

Jenny's Not Answering Her Calls

If I hear Kirstie Alley claim she lost 75 pounds one more time... now Jenny Craig has dropped fat Kirstie for an equally as fat and annoying, bragging, lying Valerie Bertenelli, as the weight loss spokesperson who doesn't really lose weight. Kirstie calls Jenny, but Jenny has had it.

Loud Mouth O'Donnell Going to MSNBC

Rosie O’Donnell is in talks to return to TV with MSNBC in prime time.
Talks are still pending. But one scenario would put O’Donnell in a prime-time slot, potentially going head-to-head with Hannity & Colmes on FOX News Channel and CNN’s Larry King Live.
Over the weekend, O’Donnell posted on her blog saying she could soon compete with “the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face,” the paper reports.

Good luck going to head-to-head with King, O’Reilly, and Hannity & Colmes. Just another reason to not watch MSNBC.

Please Perish in a Fiery Car Crash, I'm Begging You

The NY Times reports that Rosie O'Donnell is in talks with MSNBC for her own show. NBC executives tell the Times that Rosie may take over the 9pm hour competing against Larry King on CNN. Dan Abrams currently has the 9pm slot on MSNBC.

First more Oprah and now this?! I can't take another second of Rosie O'Donnell. Her voice, what she says, how she acts, her face, her FAKE EVIL smile, her opinions. God, I wish her and Oprah would pair up, go on a hot date, get real drunk, and then perish in a fiery car crash.
source image: Dlisted

"Just Fu**ing Kill Me Now!" Screams Don Vito As Jury Finds Him GUILTY

PLEASE let there be a tape of this!!!
MTV "star" Vincent Margera collapsed in a Jefferson County courtroom Wednesday, sobbing and swearing as he heard his first guilty verdict for groping girls during a promotional appearance at the Colorado Mills Mall.

"Jesus! I can't spend the rest of my f------ life in jail! Just f------ kill me now!" he screamed as he hit the floor, knocking down defense attorney Pamela Mackey as he fell.

Four deputies rushed to Margera, 51, as he writhed on the floor.

"I can't stand up! My legs! My legs! I can't move," he yelled as deputies tried to calm and subdue him.

The second guilty verdict for sexual assault on a child triggered another episode of wailing with Margera still on the floor.

"I didn't f------ do nothing. You can rot in f------ hell," screamed Margera, who is better known as Don Vito in the MTV reality series Viva La Bam which stars his nephew, Bam Margera.

"I can't move. I can't move," he shouted as deputies surrounded him and the astonished jury looked on.


"I can't get up!" Margera said. "MY LEGS ARE BROKE! Help me. Help me!"

Eventually, four deputies dragged the sobbing Margera out of the courtroom in handcuffs.

MY FAVORITE PART:

Once he was gone, the only evidence of his breakdown was a miniature Hershey's candy bar on the floor where Margera landed! Ha! Ha! This story made my day!!
source: Rocky Mountain News

Oprah Destined for a Life of Morbid Obesity

First, she blames her thyroid on her weight! Oh, the great and powerful Oprah, the all knowing sooth sayer of nothing. Now she'll have surgery to remove some fat. But bad news, "O". You'll be rich, you'll have "power." But you will ALWAYS, No MATTER WHAT, be a great big FATSO! Ha! Ha! LOL!

And could Matt Lauer's wife be ANY UGLIER!

RAH ROH!

Kirstie Alley has been busted! She got a delivery from Costco's which included a huge box of weight loss shakes that weren't the Jenny Craig brand.

The Jenny Craig spokeswhore had 24 cans of Kirkland brand weight loss shakes brought to her Los Feliz home. Bad news, Kirst. None of these products are working for you, because you are still gigantically obese!
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John Goodman Was in Rehab

Poor John Goodman. He went to rehab too, but no one even noticed. So he issued a statement that he went to save his life. He is a well known happy, sloppy, drunk. But what about that he weighs over 400 pounds? One thing at a time I guess.

Rapper Beanie & Sean Kingston Fight Over Who Will Play Biggie Smalls

Biggie Smalls, left, & Sean Kingston, right

Rapper Beanie

Rapper Beanie says he can't believe they're considering Sean Kingston for the role of Biggie Smalls in the upcoming movie about his life. Beanie says he would bring a flavor to the role of the slain Notorious B.I.G., such as Jamie Foxx did in the movie Ray about Ray Charles. Beanie says maybe he could play Biggie as a kid, but that only he could play him as a man. P. Diddy said he would put on 200 pounds or so, so that he could play the role of his BFF. (Okay, I made that P. Diddy part up)

Lou Has Never Owned a Towel Big Enough to Wrap Around Him! (No wonder it Kept Falling Off!)

Vanity Fair did a tell-all expose on that big fat freak Lou Pearlman claiming he likes to touch boys "down there." The Vanity Fair article quoted many of the young men Lou worked with while he was creating some of the biggest boy groups around from Backstreet Boys to N'Sync.

Lou told Radar Online , "This article is clearly biased and one-sided without substantial evidence. We are all good friends and had a normal friendship with no inappropriate activity. I don't think there is anything wrong [with having one's] own sexual preference, but no, I've never dated nor have I been interested in men sexually." No he's not interested in "men." He's interested in BOYS! DUH.

Lou goes on to deny every single account VF claims including the infamous towel incident. Take 5 member, Tim Christofore, said that Lou used to wrestle with them only wearing a towel which would fall off.

Lou said, "T.J. [Christofore] is making up this story, because I've never owned a towel that could wrap all the way around me anyway." That's a really good defense, Lou! NOW we believe you, fatass!

The Face of PURE EVIL

Virgie Arthur, the fat bitch mother of Anna Nicole, who had a makeover and bought a bunch of jewelry with the blood money from her daughter who hated her, is PURE EVIL. What the hell is she doing parading around town like she's some god damned celebrity? Here is the evil bitch at Rita Cosby's Book Party, OMG.

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No WONDER Justin Timberlake is such an angry asshole, and Nick Carter is so screwed up...

As you might have guessed, and as the boys’ parents should have known, Lou Pearlman, the businessman behind two of the most successful, young boy bands of the 1990s, (N'Sync & The Backstreet Boys) was also a sexual predator. After describing Pearlman as “hog-fat,” today’s Page Six excerpts damning testimony taken from an upcoming Vanity Fair piece on the predatory boy band mastermind and his victims.

“I would absolutely say the guy was a sexual predator. All the talent knew what Lou’s game was,” Steve Mooney, an aspiring singer who was Pearlman’s assistant, told Vanity Fair. “Some guys joked about it. I remember Justin asking me, ‘Have you let Lou blow you yet?’ ”

Mooney said he once asked Pearlman, who was known as “Big Poppa,” what it would take for him to get into a band. “I’ll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs,” Mooney told Vanity Fair. “And then he said, and these were his exact words, ‘You’re a smart boy. Figure it out.’”

Unfortunately, it doesn’t end there.

Phoenix Stone, an early member of the Backstreet Boys, tells Vanity Fair Pearlman was “definitely inappropriate” with Nick Carter. Nick’s mom, Jane Carter, wouldn’t get into specifics, but said, “Certain things happened and it almost destroyed our family. I tried to warn everyone. I tried to warn all the mothers . . . I tried to expose him for what he was years ago.” Considering this fat ass was raping her son, maybe she should have "tried harder."

All is better now, however, as Pearlman is currently in prison awaiting trial for allegedly defrauding investors out of more than $300 million. And everyone knows how much hardened criminals love rich, weak pedophiles.
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P. Diddy Pulls Into Carls Jr. For the Jumbo Burger Basket

When is Lunch?

The Gossip got the huge crowd dancing today at The Carling Weekend Festival. Their lead singer, Beth Ditto, was wearing a sparkly pink and purple dress and hat combo, and one minute into the set hitched up the dress around her waist to reveal her black underwear and tanned, shapely legs.

Before playing 'Jason's Basement', Ditto sang the lines from Haddaway's 'What Is Love (Baby Don't Hurt Me No More)', changing the lyric to, "When is lunch? Baby I'm hungry".

Later in the set, after playing 'Listen Up', Ditto sang lines from 'Rehab' by Amy Winehouse.