Kirstie Alley is pretending that she left Jenny Craig to "start her own weight loss brand." Yeah, get me some of Kirstie's thin tips! This smug cow hasn't been thin since she was a cokehead in 1987 living in a tent in her friends' basement. Why is she so mad/surprised that she was fired? Save it, Kirstie. Valerie Bertenelli is embarrassing and fat enough for both of you. She's saying she lost FORTY POUNDS. (Fourteen TOPS). Your loud, annoying bragging about your IMAGINED 75 pound weight loss is like Lindsay saying she uses Ivory Soap every day. You drink 18 Jones soda's a day, and like to go to some pie place and get 4 pies and eat them in your car. That's my kind of weight loss plan.
