The National Enquirer (never wrong yet) is (FINALLY) reporting that slutty Brit was indeed knocked up once again back in January and without a clue as to who fathered the children. Yep she's had more than one abortion. Is this shocking? Nope. Now if I were like that smug ass Mike Walker, I'd say "But Tattlebuzz readers knew that when I reported it last year", which, of course, I did.
The arsenal of five potential baby daddies included: Mario Lopez, Issac Cohen, dancer Blake McGrath, ex-J.R Rotem, and now ex-husband Kevin Federline. And there are so many more. Photographers, homeless dudes, college kids, Lufti, and a smattering(that's for you, Sarah) of gay/bi (whatever)tri-sexual (thanks, big guy) dancers.
Britney Has Had Hundreds of Sex Partners:
Wade Robson had sex with Brit while she was with Justin, leading to their break up
Brit asked Mario Lopez to dress like this, but he just wasn't kinky enough
this is (seriously) the first guy britney ever had sex with, Reg Jones. She was 14
this kentwood hottie was easily able to seal the deal with brit on prom night
columbus short was with brit for a week, then went back to his wife
even fred durst only wanted sex with her once
blake mcgrath was one of her many sex partners. what a creep
brit and blake
brit had sex with the unibomber many times (j.r. rotem)
Brit tried to have sex with this lucky gay, he declined
Because The Unibomber turns Brit on, she asked Isaac Cohen to dress like him too
Britney’s secret pregnancies, which mysteriously ended (what's the mysterious part) (and Feb, March, April) during a January excursionS to her homestate of Louisiana, occured while she and K-Fed were trying to reconcile. When Britney announced her pregnancy, Kev refused to believe he had fathered the unborn child.
“They got together when Kevin came to see the boys. They had drinks and toasted her birthday. Britney was acting really sweet and seduced him, but Kevin quickly regretted it.”
“Britney was pregnant in January. She told Kevin about it, hoping that he’d say he wanted to reconcile, instead he said: ‘So. It’s not mine.”
britney likes to "change up" her look a bit
The Enquirer spy claims Kev’s callous reaction to the news of Brit’s pregnancy drove her to get high:
“As a result, Britney started using drugs and alcohol to mask her pain.
OH GOD who cares. She is despicable in every way, regardless of how her pain is caused.
