The premiere episode of Kerry Katona's new reality TV series has given new insight into her pathetic marriage to former cab driver Mark Croft.
The couple allowed TV crews into their lives to film MTV documentary Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love to prove that despite rumors of a troubled relationship, their marriage is stronger than ever.
But their plan may have backfired, with the pair spending much of last night's debut program telling one another to "shut your face" and "shut your trap."
Mark described Kerry saying: "She's like a bad fart, she lingers but she does go away.
"I'm romantic, but Kerry's never took me out for a meal, she doesn't appreciate the things I do for her."
In one scene, the couple discuss why they love each other as they lay in bed.
Mark says: "You spoil me, you did have big tits but they've gone south at the minute haven't they. They have darling."
"You're not very motherly are you, so I can't say that. You're always off your head on drugs."
Kerry says: "When I met Mark I knew I'd found my soulmate. I'm a bitch."
The pair put on a cringe-worthy public display of affection.
In another scene, the troubled singer also stripped down to her just her underwear and posed.
She was also filmed guzzling wine and talking about how she still enjoys smoking despite being pregnant with her fourth child.
She also admitted: "I have to smoke, it won't hurt my baby. It is an addiction and it's my own fault and my willpower's not good enough."
He has sex with Kerry when she is ASLEEP and frequently calls her disgusting names.
Meanwhile Kerry, 27, is so depressed she cannot even drag herself out of BED some days.
And she smokes and drinks HEAVILY despite being six months pregnant with her fourth child. She sunbathes topless with her mother, who she calls "an old cow".
Kerry boasts that her relationship with ex-drug dealer Croft, 36, is wonderful.
The MTV camera crew discovered cocaine addict Kerry is so paranoid Mark is having an affair that she answers his mobile phone all the time.
Also dropped are shots of suspicious white powder on the couple's bedside table—despite Kerry saying she is off drugs.
The clips of her chain smoking are edited out too.
Last August it was revealed Croft had cheated on Kerry with a barmaid while she was pregnant with their daughter Heidi, who is now one.
In the first two episodes—shown back to back from 10pm on MTV —Mark yells at Kerry for not spending enough on his Christmas gifts.
She loves reading tabloid stories about herself
Kerry, who we revealed last week is on the verge of bankruptcy, tells him: "We can't afford to spend much."
Croft snaps back: "That's fine, you just make it about money as usual. Ratty little cow. You tramp. Kiss my ass!"
The show's camera team quickly discovered Croft regularly cheats on Kerry and frequently calls her abusive names.
