Rumer and Demi arrived at an event last night at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Rumor thought she looked hot, but she is just a big potato head in a really pretty dress.
She and Rumer were joined at the party by grandson Ashton, who was wearing a skin-tight white suit and stupid hat that Demi forced him to wear. Ashton, who is from a farm in Iowa, just loves these old people events, which is every event that Demi is at. Their marriage is wearing thin on him, and now there is this hepatitis scare!
A waitress who served them at Ashton's 30th birthday party has tested positive for the frightening disease. Ha! Ha! Big deal. Anyone who went to New York's Social Club on February 7th needs to be tested, including Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
"Ten old People and Ashton Kutcher"... Ash just loves hanging out with really old people!
